ITT: we come up with opening lines in a concentration camp

"I've always been obsessed with women, and I've often wondered if I'd grown up in Poland when Hitler came to power and was sent to a concentration camp, would I be checking women out in the camp? I think I would," he said in his monologue. "However, there are no good opening lines in a concentration camp." -- Larry David

>"Stripes look good on you!"

"What's cookin'?"

Hey good lookin, I could save you from a cookin

Not again.

Hey babe, can I get your digits?

...

I have a bunch of nice rings, wanna pick through them and take a nice one for yourself?

/thread

>"Hey babe, what's your number?"

I think we found a winner

>right in the west coast

gets me every time

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Ovens were set
For me and you.

''your tits and cunt would make a divine lampshade''

More gestapoetry:

"My eyes' greatest choice!
Join me in the bath, fast"

*meanwhile in the shower*
For those, who in rejoice
My arms shall grasp
I love your nose, voice
Breasts and your ass
Wait, what's that noise?
Oh shit - it's the gas!

Not bad

"A girl like you is one in a 6 million"

Is there a genre of porn that takes place during the Holocaust

hey nice suit

Did you lose some weight?

...

You look alot like my sister.

Kek