You hear a knock on the door

>you hear a knock on the door
>you look outside
>it's Jesus

Would you let him in, Sup Forums?

He's already in my house and heart.

fpbp. God bless you

Aye, it was I who knocked on the door and the Lord let me in, praise the Lord and His grace for letting me sup with Him.

Well, I would, but why would Jesus be at my door? And how would I know it's him? I don't really know what he looks like.
If a tanned man with long hair and a beard knocked on my door, I doubt I'd let him in, though I would if I knew he was Jesus.
But wait! Is this supposed to be a test? Will I go to Hell for not letting Jesus in?

If ye had known me, ye should have known my Father also: and from henceforth ye know him, and have seen him.

sure thing
I got some bomb ass weed

fpbp

Fpbp

>it's Jesus

How would you know it's him and not a counterfeit?

>letting a Jew in your home

depends, is he off his meds?

Fpbp. Bless you

Jesus can enter my house freely, he doesn't have to knock

Nope he's a pagan

fpbp

Specially if he brought Magdalena and a few of her lady friends

A mythical Jewish thief that oddly looks European? Shoot him and finish my dinner.

Sure, I'd do lewd things to him

/thread/

>implying Jesus is a jew

I would say " Wow, you're white? I know you're not Jesus now!" and then scare him away with some satanic mumbo jumbo

I'm certain he would hang out and post on Sup Forums, Sup Forums, and likely /x/.
>Hated jews
>Level 30+ wizard
>Hated religion
>Believed unironically in demons and prob succubus
>Idk about traps but he seemed okay work eunuchs
>Frequently quoted Buddhism
>Didn't wash his hands, fits right in with /x/ and Sup Forums
>Pointed out degeneracy

I would ask to see his penis...if he is cut, I would gas

Only if he said "It's me, Jesus LOL"

Because it would remind me of my Spring internet years.

>white Jesus
Hello, friend.
>black Jesus
You're in the wrong neighborhood.
>yellow Jesus
I ordered no Chinese food.
>brown Jesus
You're in the wrong neighborhood.
>Jew Jesus
Fuck off, merchant.