BILL BURR

>be Bill Burr
>marry a 40yo nigress
>marry a 40yo feminist nigress
>marry a 40yo feminist nigress who literally beats you
>she gets pregnant while "filming" and "internet movie" where her "character" gets hot and heavy with another nigger
>baby is born and you request a paternity test
>she throws you out of YOUR house and threatens with divorce
>her brother convinces you that the baby is black as night because of their ancestors
>you are allowed to return to YOUR house if you drop all and any talk about paternity tests
>you agree

Seriously, how THE FUCK did the most redpilled comedian (when it came to women) end up as an IRL "my black wife's even blackest daughter" meme?

I cry erytim

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Bill burr is dead! Holy fuuuuck!

because he fell in love, it's not that hard to understand

Never knew of any of this, got a source pal?

>not just requesting a paternity test in secret

Haven't heard this and I love burr, listen to every podcast. Source?

how new are you?
also, does anyone have the Bill Burr copypastas?
pls post them

literally just a post on tv

he constantly apologizes for shit "we" did to nonwhites.

there are no 'redpilled' comedians and certainly no American ones

>baby is black as night

no.

Rest is made up with no source.

Happy to be proven wrong.

this is what alcohol and 8 years of obama gets you

you have to be a total idiot to put your penis in a negress

The left one is build like a fridge, seems like they deep-fry the butter too

This is what happens when you refused to accept the word of Allah. This is his own doing and he wanted this to happen so he can be the victim for the rest of his life. Watch, he's going to cry about this for the rest of his life like a typical white bitch.

>redpilled comedian
I have some news for you, user.
youtube.com/watch?v=ladoknapIjs

>invent
Nigger inventor thread.

Leftypol really tries to character assasination on everbody who kinda disagrees with their bullshit.
Bill Burr is not even that redpilled but they see him still as a threat because of his reach and influence on normies with good humor.

yes she is sturdy, take a long time to wear her out

at least they are not claiming to have invented peanut butter like some negro did

Patrice is rolling in his grave

lol didn't every nerd build a computer at 11?

What are you doing here and listen to this cuck’s podcast? Do you love being conditioned?

this makes me mad

>This.

If it's something the kike's rule over, it's comedy. You HAVE to lick their assholes, otherwise, you have NO career.

I pity him. Hollywood turns people into faggots.

Comedy is a Jewish attempt at monopolizing "funny". They know that everything that's actually funny is for the reasons that are against their favor; even their infamous self-deprecating humour is done to elicit responses of, "noooooo, you're GREAAAT".

Fuck stand-up comedy. It's trash. All of it.

sure hope so. you can easily look up how to online. fucking niggers.

But what is love?

baby don't hurt me

RIP Sammy

None gets and stays big in Hollywood without bowing down. Bill is a blue pilled cuck and this is still a slide thread.

>there are no 'redpilled' comedians and certainly no American ones

Sure thing toothpaste...

Owen Benjamin is funny and conservative... fairly sure he's redpilled

Did all this really happen? I haven't been keeping up with Bill for about a year or so. I know he had a kid, but did Niah really throw him out and stuff?

>buy parts
>put them together
>inventor

LMAO

Yeah, they didn't invent shit. You could get that at the Iowa State Fair fucking years ago.

I think Bill has some serious deep rooted issues, probably an inferiority complex from his father calling him a pussy faggot all the time growing up. And you know, all comedians are actually neurotic insane basket-cases on the inside. Bill panicked at the idea of never being a father + being alone for the rest of his life and combined with his insecurities hooked up with whatever was available, hence the lovely "gorilla" nia. What a poor bastard, take note Sup Forums dont make his mistakes

gallagher was a total faggot

then you had fake gallagher, his brother, stealing his act

this is what passed as entertainment in the 80's

people wasting food

No, he supposedly has a fear of dying a lone, this coming from the negress speaking on his podcast.

not that I've heard and I listen to his podcasts all the time.
sage - old billy no fun would've said something
/thread

Legitimately sad. Rip in peace bill burr

Chapelle is, he took the redpill the hard way.

POO

>>baby is born and you request a paternity test
>>she throws you out of YOUR house and threatens with divorce
>>her brother convinces you that the baby is black as night because of their ancestors
>>you are allowed to return to YOUR house if you drop all and any talk about paternity tests
Just end this meme already faggot.

Right? Just collect enough of the baby's drool and send it off to 23 and me or one of those outfits. It isn't like he can't afford it.

Ole Billy Cucky Cuck

Bill Burr was never 'Redpilled' he was never /ourguy/
He's a faggot putting on an act
HE'S A FUCKING BERNIE BRO

He went to Emerson performing arts college with the likes of David Cross. He's part of the Boston, Commie fag comedian class with the likes of Janeane Garofalo.

At least alt-lite faggots who rip off racist internet culture attack figures on the Jew commie left and further the right's agenda.
This faggot is 100% hot air. His soul itself is a put on.
He is a living lie.

I invented a lego set!

Marriage with a nigger as a white man makes you the least redpilled thing on the earth.

Isn’t this just a hack? I see these little clips everywhere of people hacking everyday products to make them more efficient or whatever. How is this an invention. Seriously. Someone help me.

Unironically this. "Love" makes you do stupid things.

I'm gonna need a source for this shit. Can't find anything mentioning any of this

This is the fate of all (((radical centrists)))

Don't hurt me no more

Yeah, it really does

test

Burn the Coal, pay the toll

why would he even tell her, just swab the muley niglet's giant lips and send the test in...

How many retarded people read this and find that impressive?

I hate to break it to you, but what people calls "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage.

Looks like he surpassed Anthony Burch in how much of a cuck a man can be

"At least you're not Bill Burr"

>google Bill Burr's wife
>See it's Nia Renee Hill
>Google Nia Renee Hill's baby
>All of the information pertaining to this topic
Why are you children even more useless than this mixed baby? You kids can't even spend 15 seconds to help yourselves.

Oh shit. That's what he meant. To be fair my IQ isn't very high, so I didn't understand a lot of humor in the show.

Butter placed in a cylinder is the closest niggers have came to inventing the wheel. Stop being an asshole.

there are no pictures of their baby dumbass

There is literally nothing wrong with cuckolding as a fetish.

well to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand cuckolding. The kink is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of intersectional feminism most of the empowerment will go over a typical cuck's head. There's also the Bull's aggressive outlook, which is deftly woven into his role - his personal mannerisms draw heavily from the mating habits of bovine animals, for instance. The cucks understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of being cuckolded, to realize that it's not just arousing - it says something deep about DIVERSITY. As a consequence people who dislike cuckolding truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the power of when the woman says "leave the room Bill you're breaking Tyrone's concentration," which itself is a cryptic reference to the plight of African-American males in the United States. I'm smugly grinning right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as The Bull's strong African seed ejaculates itself on my wife. What bigots... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a cuck tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for The Bull's eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 7 inches above of my own (preferably higher) beforehand.

If tru, yes, the ghost of Patrice is standing behind Bill yelling at him to wake the fuck up and slap the shit outta that black belt bitch trying to be sensei, the audacity of this bitch (if true)

Niggers genuinely find utter horseshit puff pieces like that impressive, it stimulates the "we wuz kangz an sheet" gene.

one of the best was the sheboon/water buffalo "winning debate team" at that point, you hafta wonder if the media is just making fun if these 80 IQ cretins...

or the "genius" nigger from africa that harvard brought over because he "built" a radio from scratch to play his mix tapes for his audience of chimps in a tin shanty town... When he got to Harvard, they soon learned he could barely (literally) jump start a car battery- utterly ignorant and dumb as a post.

>I need pictures wif muh storybook!
Literally a child. You don't need pictures you downey. You know google pulls up news stories and other literature, right? Read a couple of the fucking stories you lazy shit.

Post SOURCE or STFU

Blacks have a high percentage of carrying STDs and cuckolding invites women to pursue better alternatives while being married or in a relationship.
It's quite literally an abusive relationship.

is this real? pls no

...

This. Blacks are human trash (and the "human" part is questionable). No self respecting White man would marry and start a family with a black unless he was truly pathetic. Even fucking one makes you a complete degenerate unless she is primarily White (think Stacy Dash). Honestly niggers are scum and should hang.

>whispering
h-hey guys bill burr here with the monday morning podcast uuuhhhh...Y-you might
>stops talking, sounds of him looking around can be heard
you might be wondering uuhh..why im whispering heheh...uuuhhh
>sounds increasingly nervous
heh i-its because the baby is sleeping...uuuhh..and
>suddenly a hellish shriek can be heard in the background
NNNIIIIIIIGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh sweet jeesus nononono I was so careful no god please
>furious fast steps can be heard coming up the stairs
NIGGUH YOU BEST NOT BE DOIN YO GAY LIL PODCASS IN DA ATTIC AGAIN
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck the lovely nia oh god I need to hide
>bill can be heard going through stuff frantically trying to hide
>door busts down
>nia can be heard furiously breathing
WHERE ARE YOU LIL NIGGUH
>starts shuffling through stuff throwing shit around laughing and sniffing
I CAN SMELL YO PASTY LIL WHYT ASS YOU KNOW SMELLZ LIKE WET DOG
>throws some boxes to the side
THERE'S MUH LIL TERRIFIED PIECE O' ASS
NO NIA PLEASE NIANIA D-D-DONT PL-
>podcast goes offline

Race mixers are incapable of love.

What a fucking cuck!

hey everyone bill burr here with the monday morning podcast
>loud moaning and fucking noises can be heard in the background
h-heheh c-can you hear these noises?..uuuuhh t-the lovely nia is watching a porn parody as a joke
HEY TURN IT DOWN IN THERE
>an angry nigger replies
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHYT BOI BEFO' AH BEAT YO'ASS
>bill sounds nervous
h-heheh...she's with an old friend, such jokers
>the fucking becomes so loud the voices can be heard clearly at this point
-OH YES FUCK ME TYRONE FUCK MA CHOCOLATE HOLEZ TILL AH BLEED NIGGUUUHH OOOOOHHHHH
OH FUCK YES TAKE IT YOU GODDAMN DIRTY HO TAKE DAT BIG BLACK DICK
-YES! YES TYRONE! FUCK ME LIKE THAT LIL WHYT BOI NEVER EVER COULD
>bill sounds nervous and embarrassed to death
h-h-haha t-theyre playing a joke on me, those bastards
>the nigga is about to climax
-OH YEAH! OH GODDAMN ITS COMING YOU HO MAFFUGIN CUMMIN
NOT IN ME NIGGUH GO AND CUM ON DAT LIL CRACKAZ BALD ROUND PATHETIC FUCKIN HEAD
>rushed steps are heard, the door in bills room opens in a hurry
-OOOHH YEAH OH FUG YEAH TAKE IT LIL GINGER BOI FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CUMMING ON MY FUCKING HEAD?? WHAT THE F U C K STOP SHIT SOME GOT IN MY MOUTH GODDAMIT
-ooooh...oooh yeah, ooh fuck, relax lil nigguh s'all ovah now.. u a good lil soldier
>bill can be heard whipping his head and begging the nigger to go
h-h-h-heheh...aaaahhhh...t-the lovely nia and her crazy pranks everyone!

>feminist nigress who literally beats you
man this sounds so exiting to me
i wish i had a black mistress
she can whip me and strapon my ass

>t. 0 evidence retard

>drop all and any talk about paternity tests

Can't he just take some of the kids spit and send it into a lab without her even knowing?

>Seriously, how THE FUCK did the most redpilled comedian

Burr is and has been a total cuck, he just has that loud boston personality that scares LA folks

if you were alive 10 years ago you would see how the left has become so rabid and full blown commie that your typical beta male cucks of old seem like 14/88 nigger stompers

it took him 4 hours? lol

are there more of these

have you for effort, alexander

>Hey bill lets go out for dinner tonight
Sure nia, anything specific in mind?
>..I know a nice little place in chinatown, its great
Sure honey, sounds good
*They arrive at the restaurant and sit*
So, what should we order baby?
>Leave that to me babe, I know the chef, let me go give him our order personally
*Food arrives-nia doesnt even touch hers she just stares at bill with a weird smirk on her
face*
Mmm baby, this is fucking good
>You like it bill?
Yeah I really like it
>Do you love it bill?
Oh I love it alright but uuuhh..why do you keep starring at me like that..?
>Finish your food bill.
......
Nia...w-what's in this..?
>FINISH YOUR MEAL, BILL.
Nia. NIA! NIA WHAT'S IN THIS NIA?
>oh, I think you know billy boy
OH GOD!
*starts throwing up*
OH GOD NO
*sobbing*
CLEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*nia laughs hysterically*

This is why i vist Sup Forums

I only have this one about his dog

>Hey bill lets go out to eat tonight
Sure nia, anything specific in mind?
>..I know a nice little place in chinatown, its great
Sure honey, sounds good
*They arrive at the restaurant and sit*
So, what should we order baby?
>Leave that to me babe, I know the chef, let me go give him our order personally
*Food arrives-nia doesnt even touches hers she just stares at bill with a weird smirk on her face*
Mmm baby, this is fucking good
>You like it bill?
Yeah I really like it
>Do you love it bill?
Oh I love it alright but uuuhh..why do you keep starring at me like that..?
>Finish your food bill.
......
Nia...w-what's in this..?
>FINISH YOUR MEAL, BILL.
Nia. NIA! NIA WHAT'S IN THIS NIA?
>oh, I think you know billy boy
OH GOD!
*starts throwing up*
OH GOD NO
*sobbing*
CLEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*nia laughs hysterically*

youtu.be/fgFsYKPr0ZQ

GETCHO WHITE ASS IN HERE BILLY
>Wha-what's going on Nia? Why is there a tarp on the floor?
YOU FINNA BLAST THIS MUTT BILL
>Jesus Christ, Nia. Can't we just give her away? There's gotta be someone willing t-
GRIP THIS PIECE FOOL
>I d-don't want to d-do this, Nia.
GRAB THE STEEL BUSTA
>It d-doesn't have to b-be like this, honey.
TAKE IT
>I-I love you, baby. You know that.
POP THAT MUTHAFUCKIN DAWG FAGGOT
>Nia, p-please. I aint built for no bodies, don't make m-
PUT TWO IN ITS DOME VANILLA FACE
>N-Nia
DO IT
>N-
NOW
>[gunshots]
>[German-Irish sobbing]
It's all in the game, Bill

I have this too

Hey nia, tha guy called again
>WHAT GUY HO
T-the one who insists referring to himself as "nia's baby daddy"? W-whats up with that?
>NONE O'YO GODDAMN MUFUGIN HONKEY BIZNES DATS WUS UP WIT DAT BIATCH WUT YOU WANNA GO? STANDIN RIGHT HEAH NIGUH CMON WUT BRING ET
OK OK IM SORRY jeez

dude is such an incredible fucking pussy

>"I'm trying to keep it down, Nia and the baby are sleeping"
>the sound of heavy footsteps can be heard, getting louder and louder
>Bill whimpers in fear
>the door is slammed open violently
>"BILL, I THOUGHT I FUCKING TOLD YO WHITE ASS NOT TO WAKE ME UP WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!'
>"N-Nia I'm sorry I was trying to be qu-"
>a loud slap is heard
>"NIA PLEASE STOP"
>"FUCK YOU WHITE BOY, IMMA KILL YO ASS JUST LIKE I DID THAT STUPID DOG!"
>for 5 minutes we hear a savage beating, Bill begging for mercy as he's tossed around the room like a ragdoll
>eventually Nia tires out and leaves
>"T-the l-l-lovely Nia, everybody..."

what a cuck
thanks kek

These are good. I stopped listening to him about a year ago because I couldn't stand his wife. He'd go on great rants and then cuck out the second she went in the room.

Heheh, soo..women huh? hahah...women..theyre, theyre..theyre just crazy y'know?
The other day for example, I was at the grocery st-

>Nia storms the stage in her robe without wearing her wig and furiously starts beating the shit out of bill

YOU DIN DO THE DISHES NIQUH
IM HOME ALONE ALL DAY WITCH'O FUCKIN BABY AN IM BORED NIQUH
YO' JOKES PANDER TO PROBLEMATIC SCUMBAGS NIQUH
CHECK YO' WHITE PRIVILEGE NIQUH

*spits out a mouthful of blood*
>the lovely Nia everyone

where did this bs come from? The same fags said she made him get rid of his dog but he's keeping it at his other house and letting a friend take care of Cleo.
Also he fights with Nia plenty and tells her to gtfo or fuck off relatively easily, I'd like to see any of you fags talk to your girls that way.
saged

Too bad. Would have been funny if it was true. I really hate Bill for marrying that nigress.

>but he's keeping it at his other house and letting a friend take care of Cleo
nigger he gave the dog up completely to "some farm upstate" (I hope youre old enough to know what this means)

during the podcast he said that shit you can literally hear him crying lmao

youtu.be/R6G9vECTfpw

tightrope.cc/Black-Invention-Myths.htm

Traffic Signal
Invented by Garrett A. Morgan in 1923? No!
The first known traffic signal appeared in London in 1868 near the Houses of Parliament. Designed by JP Knight, it featured two semaphore arms and two gas lamps. The earliest electric traffic lights include Lester Wire's two-color version set up in Salt Lake City circa 1912, James Hoge's system (US patent #1,251,666) installed in Cleveland by the American Traffic Signal Company in 1914, and William Potts' 4-way red-yellow-green lights introduced in Detroit beginning in 1920. New York City traffic towers began flashing three-color signals also in 1920.
Garrett Morgan's cross-shaped, crank-operated semaphore was not among the first half-hundred patented traffic signals, nor was it "automatic" as is sometimes claimed, nor did it play any part in the evolution of the modern traffic light. For details see Inventing History: Garrett Morgan and the Traffic Signal.


Gas Mask
Garrett Morgan in 1914? No!
The invention of the gas mask predates Morgan's breathing device by several decades. Early versions were constructed by the Scottish chemist John Stenhouse in 1854 and the physicist John Tyndall in the 1870s, among many other inventors prior to World War I. See The Invention of the Gas Mask.

Peanut Butter
George Washington Carver (who began his peanut research in 1903)? No!
Peanuts, which are native to the New World tropics, were mashed into paste by Aztecs hundreds of years ago. Evidence of modern peanut butter comes from US patent #306727 issued to Marcellus Gilmore Edson of Montreal, Quebec in 1884, for a process of milling roasted peanuts between heated surfaces until the peanuts reached "a fluid or semi-fluid state." As the product cooled, it set into what Edson described as "a consistency like that of butter, lard, or ointment." In 1890, George A. Bayle Jr., owner of a food business in St. Louis, manufactured peanut butter and sold it out of barrels. J.H. Kellogg, of cereal fame, secured US patent #580787 in 1897 for his "Process of Preparing Nutmeal," which produced a "pasty adhesive substance" that Kellogg called "nut-butter."
George Washington Carver
"Discovered" hundreds of new and important uses for the peanut? Fathered the peanut industry? Revolutionized southern US agriculture? No!
Research by Barry Mackintosh, who served as bureau historian for the National Park Service (which manages the G.W. Carver National Monument), demonstrated the following:
Most of Carver's peanut and sweet potato creations were either unoriginal, impractical, or of uncertain effectiveness. No product born in his laboratory was widely adopted.
The boom years for Southern peanut production came prior to, and not as a result of, Carver's promotion of the crop.
Carver's work to improve regional farming practices was not of pioneering scientific importance and had little demonstrable impact.
To see how Carver gained "a popular reputation far transcending the significance of his accomplishments," read Mackintosh's excellent article George Washington Carver: The Making of a Myth.