Australia hate thread, hate on this shit hole right here

Australia hate thread, hate on this shit hole right here.

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You can fucken leave cunt.

half your parliament is filled with dual citizen new zealanders. And that same parliament voted to ban dual citizenship. I'd say that's an unprecedented level of international cuckery.

>be Australia
>Jew prime minister
>200,000 immigrants a year not including those on student visas
>mostly Indians and Chinese
>be me
>have white fiancée from Europe that speaks 4 languages
>visas were good until this year when we got engaged
>whenever I go outside i always see non whites to the point where I get excited to see another white

I fucking hate Australia and can't wait for it to implode

you must be in melbourne, I personally see a lot of whites and I am in a capital city. Although there are quite a few chinks

eat shit fuckwit you know we got problems like every country does

B-but the multinational corporations offshore taxation plan will make everything better.

Honestly, you have to admit that the flies and mosquitoes in Australia completely suck. I can't deal with them anymore. Snakes, spiders, and crocodiles are no problem.

Also, about half of Australians are ignorant stupid racist bogans. The other half is alright.

Honestly, I'm planning to move to a country that does have flies or bogans.

here's my hate list
>faggot prime minister
>2 party system that serves the government making piecemeal reform if it can
>constantly deadlocked parliament
>never follow through with a plan and butcher it with each change of government (nbn)
>wages are so high its hard to get a fucking job past 21 only hiring young cunts
>no nuclear weapons program to stop being a cuck to america
>have a shit tonne of uranium that we aren't enriching or making power and weapons with
>letting the chinks buy up all the fucking land, there is a cap but I'm pretty sure they are gonna raise the cap with each faggot government that comes into power to boost their own coffers
>no programs to revitalise desert areas like the israeli kikes do

I'll probably think of more in due time

I will meet you in the dreamtime you faggot

can you start making le x% faces for us but make them gradually become more chinese. I can see that being a hit.

bimpz

Who would win
Modern military or birds

Fuck off back to China.

this is bringa shamefuru to countryu

>>Jew prime minister
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
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nah cunt, I ain't even chingin. Don't project on me

>>have a shit tonne of uranium that we aren't enriching or making power and weapons with
We're saving it for when we become a Chinese satellite mate. Didn't you know?

That rooks dericious. Maybe we shourd organise a big public barbie and cook doggu.

I fucking hate Australia. You know what the worst thing is.

Tonight when you get home from work and jump on Sup Forums, this board will be filled with embarrassing threads made by our "fellow" Aussies who are actually bragging that they aren't allowed to own guns. They are going to embarrass us all in front of the whole world again about how we aren't allowed to have any guns, as they do every fucking time an American expresses his firearm freedom.

I fucking hate this country.

Go back to where you came from

You think it's sincere?

I know that feel bro. Both our countries are fucking doomed.

"That thing seems pointless and stupid, I don't want to do it....Unless America wants to"
- Australia

So i'm kind of a sex tourist...but like a cuck sex tourist.

I was wondering if you guys knew where I could go with my wife to watch her get absolutely pounded by an emu? I wanna see her come multiple times from a strong, emu, bull.

Where can I go?

ENRICH NOW CUNT BEFORE GLOBAL POWERS TRULY KEK US, I DOUBT AMERICA WOULD EVEN LET US ENRICH AT THIS POINT WHY ARE WE KEKING OUT THIS HARD AND GIVING UP SOVEREIGNTY ALL OVER THE PLACE, TO CHINA TO AMERICA ETC

we should definitely be able to have firearms just not fully automatics, pretty sure you can get pistols and like 223's but you gotta do extensive background checks and doesn't it cost heaps for the licence and training? I dunno I haven't looked into it

"That thing seems pointless and stupid, I don't want to do it....Unless Israel wants to"
- Australia

ftfy goy

I can't hate on a fellow Chinese colony.

In just a few hours the entire fucking world will be reminded that we are cucks who aren't allowed to own guns.

Our fellow Australians are megacucks who not only enjoy their slavery, they love to exhibit their lack of freedom to the rest of the world in some kind of bizarre show of cuckoldry.

res come over to ry street we cook orstrarian barbekyu chicken feet home gwown twu blue styel

is cairns comfy? how come you guys dont use that clay?

If we nuked Sydney and Melbourne. Then blew up the parliament. I think we might have a chance.

nah

cairns is bretty nice, just don't swim in blue bottle season, in fact try not to swim there at all due to salt water crocs, I'm not even memeing they are having a huge problem with crocs at the moment

We all know us Aussies will save the Queen of England in a heartbeat. But will she save us once the Chinese come to invade?

>Being afraid of wild life.

Are you sure you're not a gook?

FIFTH DAY STRAIGHT.

Why do you insist on making these threads, are you a fucking leaf or something?

>tfw ywn eat Red Doggu
Why rive?

ry u say dat, i am very powerfur srimmer I srim daily since birf in darwrin

Only if we grow more tea.

I'm actually proud of how gun access in Australia is restricted. It means less Australians are needlessly dying from shooting themselves in the head. Australia is a much, much safer society than the US. Just look at our road safety designs, our healthcare, and our crime levels. We're honestly doing really well, user, and you should be proud of that too. The society as a whole matters more than you or your desire to wave a gun around.

nah legit though I kill spiders almost daily cause they clutter up me hedges outside. I remember hedge clippering a snake that ate my budgie, shit was sad

timesofisrael.com/australias-new-pm-may-be-jewish-but-hasnt-given-it-much-thought/
Really makes you think.

why are we so socialist? I'd rather a bit more freedom that comes with danger than being coddled, we already live in a nanny state as it is, thankfully not to the degree that britain is

>our healthcare
That we can't afford. When will you goyim learn Healthcare is a meme?

I think Australia is a great country
Aus cunts stop shitposting on Sup Forums and try and preserve your great country by going outside and doing something

>by going outside and doing something
Literally nothing to do in this country mate, unless you have money but even then.

say something mean or fuck off back to defending your land from niggers genociding you

You're too irrelevant to have your thread on Sup Forums fuck off

user, I'm going to be honest here. I want to kill you.

You are the exact type of scum that is ruining this country. I would literally rather 100 chinks here over you, you freedom hating safety crazy fucking prick.

Look at your reasoning, the first thing you went too was safety. Safety is the least important thing. Freedom is a trillion times more important than safety you stupid fucking cuck.

>actuall praising our garbage road design

Holy fuck, aside from you, whoever designed our fucking infrustructure here, I want to fucking kill him too. Our roads are fucking trash tier. Not only is every road at least 20 km's to slow because this country is run by safety mad cucks like you, but there are intersections everywhere that could have roundabouts on them instead. Roundabouts are freedom user.

>thinking medicare is good

I'm gonna run out of post count here, but trust me. It's not good. It's shit. I got fucked over for years with a serious medical problem I had because the free doctors used cheap bandaid fixes. Ended up having to pay for a specialist to actually do the job properly.

I fucking hate you so fucking much. I legitimatly want to cause you physical harm, if for nothing else but to shock you out of the false feeling of safety you think you are in. Hope your bubble pops soon cunt. Gonna be happy when I see you crying on the news after Australia becomes a chink colony and you are forced to work 12 hour days of rote work you fucking spastic.

KYS.

>China
>Irrelevant

I agree with you but
>reddit spacing

>The society as a whole matters more than you or your desire to wave a gun around.

God I didn't even see this little cuck sentence before. What an absolute collectivist mindset, I see you have already assimilated the chink into your head.

Freedom, liberty and the rights of the individual are more important than society you collectivist idiot. Fucking ant person. You're an insect in a mans skin.

>I got fucked over for years with a serious medical problem I had because the free doctors used cheap bandaid fixes. Ended up having to pay for a specialist to actually do the job properly.
Sorry to hear that you're a biologically inferior being with serious health problems. My health has been pretty great, I have to say, and medicare has gotten me everything I've ever needed with no problem and no cost. In contrast, when I lived in the US I had to pay thousands just to get my temperature taken.

Seriously, though, you have to admit that it's pretty good on Australian roads now. The 40km/h speed limits are better in built-up shopping areas than the old 60 km/h limits. And we have better gutters, emergency stopping lanes, traffic lights, and all-round safety design than retarded countries like America. It sounds to me like you probably should move to Oklahoma or somewhere with minuscule government but also shitting levels of security, health, and social support. It sounds like you're a natural fit for there. In contrast, Australia is a country where we actually give a shit about each other and mostly try to live together well and look after each other. If that means we can't have guns, then that's fine because it's for the greater good.

I wish good health to you in the future, user.

not sure if freedom and individual rights are MORE important than society but it does make BETTER societies, honestly just simple changes like better speed limits, slightly less taxes, cut welfare by 50 percent and a whole host of other things. You get fines for drinking in public it's fucking sad I've been across the world and in most places you can even piss, drink and fuck in public without fines. Our fucking government LOVES revenue raising for the sake of it especially since the mining booms over they kind of need to scalp the populace more for money

I can see your point but the government really needs to coddle us less, you can organically have mateship and caring for each other without big brother enforcing it

>serious health problems.

The problem was caused by medicare in the first place, I went in for a small operation due to injury you fucking spastic, and the doctor fucked it up which lead to me needing another one to fix the other doctors mistake, but he did a lazy job of it, and so on. I had to pay a specialist not to fix any issue with me, but to to fix the free medicare doctors lazy mistakes.
>Seriously, though, you have to admit that it's pretty good on Australian roads now

Well, if I was a really big cuckold who hated freedom I could agree. But I'm not. I'm a rational red blooded male and IK can see the reality that our roads are garbage.

>40km is good
>shitting on 60km standard when even that's to slow for everything but cornering

It should be illegal to go slower than 80 on a straight road. I bet you are one of the punchable cunts who goes slower than the speed limit.

I've been to south east asian shitholes were the roadrules are barely existent and I found I actually preferred driving there, than over here. You are more free over there to drive to your skill limit and not to what some government prick thinks is appropriate taking into account old ladies will be driving so he puts it 10 lower than appropriate so everyone will be safe.

>Australia is a country where we actually give a shit about each other and mostly try to live together well and look after each other. If that means we can't have guns, then that's fine because it's for the greater good.

Fucks sake this is pathetic. The more you talk like this about Australia the more I think this country should be sold off the chinks. There is nothing worth saving here. I honestly don't give a fuck about my fellow Australia's they can all go die or get enslaved by chinklets for all I care. I fucking hate you collectivists and community minded faggots who put group safety over individual liberty. Go KYS. And for the record I am saving to move to the USA where I can be free right now.

kek

oh, you're one of those moving to america cucks, I instantly think you're a fucking cuck now and worse than the guy you're responding to traitorous scum. Run away don't make improvements here you fucking nigger, you are no worse than one constantly running.

Everyone is brainwashed to the fuck. It's hopeless. My neighbour is literally bringing in poor gooks to pay them plenty of rent so they don't lose their house.

It won't surprise me one bit if this becomes common if and when the property bubble crashes.

>Be Australian
>Live in a fucking nanny state

If you have money you can go to some wanky restaurant, or go shopping. It's nice to get into a bit of materialism to forget for a while, but even having money is pretty meh.

They don't know how easy it actually is to get a gun. Sure you won't get anything bigger than a shotgun or .357 magnum. But with a licence you could purchase as many of those as you wanted and walk into a shopping centre strapped with a dozen guns and shoot up the place. Assuming you're willing to wait 30 days and pay $400 for your licence.

There is nothing more important than freedom. So by definition, society comes second fiddle, at absolute best.

>slightly less taxes
>slightly

Try bigly.

I don't care what your opinion of me is, you're a fucking loser who thinks people shouldn't be able to own full auto's. As I said I don't give a fuck about my "fellow aussies" you can go KYS as well. Can't wait till a chink enslaves you mate.

I'm not tied to this land and I play the free market of nations. If this country is not giving me what I want, I take my tax dollars elsewhere. I've been all over the world and Australia is my least favorite country so far and I hate that I was born here.

>p-please fight for your country

Why? That would be unaustralian. Australians never fought for anything. The nation is one giant trust fund babby who got given independence for free by Britain and America defends out borders for free, and we got free resources from our land to give ups money so we never had to invest big in industry or actually even work hard.

This country is a joke with a bitch tier history and it's embarrassing for me to hold this citizenship I can't wait to get rid of it. Already started trying to eliminate my accent for when I move to America. I will be investing 1 million USD (bought with AUD, I love buying foreign, I never buy Australian, fuck this country I will bleed it dry) in an American corporation so I can get basically instant citizenship.

lol a fucking hapa for sure.

>I love buying foreign, I never buy Australian, fuck this country I will bleed it dry) in an American corporation so I can get basically instant citizenship.
So you blame the chinks and then you spend all your money on shit made in China. You are Australia's greatest problem, user. You're also massively retarded, angry, and lacking insight into the sources of your anger. Please leave Australia as soon as possible. Let me know if you need some help with your ticket. I'll also pay for your autism meds, if you're having trouble paying.

Hello Australia, thank you for the Blundstones..

yeah fuck off cuck quit whining and larping, had enough of your shit anyway.

nice, I will be looking into a licence ever since a shot a 223 at the range, it was pretty fun but don't you have to have a "valid reason" for owning a gun and is going to a range a valid reason and don't you need a fucking 3 grand safe bolted to the ground and all this other bullshit?

Doesn't. Learn to write before calling most australians stupid

>but even having money is pretty meh.
Exactly

stop thanking us, either hate or drown in maple syrup leaf nigger

>I've been all over the world
>Australia is my least favorite country so far
You're full of shit mate.

boys have you seen what nature has for us here, there are some beautiful places, have you seen the great ocean road or the daintree, shit was cash get up off your ass and use that money to travel aus you won't be disappointed

>boys have you seen what nature has for us here
Deserts? A fucking rock?

the aussies that I meet here, who are working in Canada, are total fucking douchebag hobos. Living 8 to a flat while working chair lift at the ski hill.. getting blackout wasted and sleeping in their own piss... but... best shoes ever 10/10

if I was a HAPA I'd probably love this shithole. Chinks hate freedom and are authority worshippers.

I am pure blooded anglo, and it's that British spirit flowing within my veins that gives me my love of freedom. I'm not Australian, I am Anglo Saxon. Australia is just a colony founded by Anglo's. I have the entire rest of the anglosphere for me to live in. I have no duty to defend this rotten colony that has degenerated into chinkfilth.

I am convinced it's dirty abbo blood infesting the majority of this nation that has caused the """anglo's""" here to abandon freedom in place of safety. So many of my "fellow" whites that I have known have surprised me by telling me they are 1/32 abbo or something. Disgusting.

>if it's not aussie it's made in China

Idiot.

Jump on a plane, head somewhere, anywhere, and feel the freedom overtake you as the leave the borders of the nanny state.

Only one other place on this planet made me feel like I was back in Australia. And it was when I had to pass through London for a day. God, what a shithole that place was.

I got no one to go with. I think it's overrated anyway. Sure there's lots of beauty. But you have to spend hours and hours driving to get to it.

...

>I have no duty to defend this rotten colony that has degenerated into chinkfilth.
This. Aussies have wholeheartedly and then some, chosen to be treasonous faggots for easy shekels. Australia was dead by about 2002.

It's the fucking jews you drongo ass motherfucker. And it's lazy cunts like you who jump ship at every tiny hurdle that indirectly contribute to the downfall of the ENTIRE west. Nowhere is going to be any better in a decade or two. So stop being a lazy girly cunt and act like a fucking man.

yeah cunt, I know some boys who went to canada on a working holiday of course they are 8 to a flat you pay them like 8 bucks an hour or something ridiculous like that, they tell me canadian women melt at the accent I kinda wanna do this working holiday too just to see leafland before it's fully chinked, is it easy to get a working visa?

c-come with me?

Personally I would not be suprised if howard banned guns to try and lower the suicide rate for a country of 23 million suicide rates are fucking high and if we still had guns we'd probably have less than half the population

You can get a safe for a couple hundred bucks depending how many guns you want in it. But yeah you do need to bolt it down. Also yes recreational shooting is a valid reason.

I'm in Sydney which is worse than Melbourne
Wasn't even elected he had to Jew his way to the big boss position
Fucking this i hate meeting Australians overseas that brag about this to other nations it's fucking embarrassing
Yeah mate it's fucking sad it's all happening so quickly and I don't know what to do Australians are so cucked and passive

>ruin a large portion of your life by choosing to live in a freedomless shithole, just because you were born here

How about no.

Even if I chose to try and save this country. How would I go about doing it. We got no guns aside from .22lr's and infiltrating politics like Trump did is impossible because the party system here is different and they choose the leader from within. It's fucked.

This country is a joke, leave it and bleed them dry of both tax dollars and white men. See how Canberra likes it when their chink fetish becomes reality and chinese are a majority of the population. They will be begging us to return just like Rhodesia did, and at a premium too. Don't just get fucked in the ass all day cunt and not do anything about it (protip, activism is actually doing nothing, because you still pay taxes) deny them their tax and your labour, leave and drain them until they realized they fucked up by not catering to you enough, and change their laws and systems begging to get you back.

yeah cause america is just so fucking white aye, fucking cocksucking shitcunt

>Fucking this i hate meeting Australians overseas that brag about this to other nations it's fucking embarrassing

This is why I avoid talking to other Aussies overseas. I literally go out of my fucking way to avoid Australians. I don't want to even be associated with them.

I went overseas for 6 months last year and managed to only talk to another aussie for a grand total of 2 minutes before I got away from him the entire time.

Also I visit gun ranges all the time on my holidays. Going to gun ranges and hiring out a whole range of weaponry is honestly one of my favorite parts of going overseas.


>how do we fix the suicides
>ban guns

Jesus fuck, how about not making the country a shit depressing place to live in. Give us some freedom that would brighten up our lives. Fuck. God I hate Howard.

Nah I'm a depressing cunt atm.

>muh white percentage

Who cares when you are free and own guns and can do whatever the fuck you want. I'm going to a state with castle doctrine. I honestly hope some niggers try to break in just so I can get an excuse to kill them legally. People don't think about this point often, but you can't kill niggers for fun if you don't have any niggers around.

You do want to use your guns for their intended purpose, don't you?

This is true, user.

Rural Australia has shockingly high male suicide rates. Also, the Indigenous suicide rates are a disgrace and are largely caused by us treating them like shit.

howard was overrated, he introduced faggy GST and people hail him as one of the best liberal prime minister, yeah it's fucking easy to be a good prime minister when you're presiding over a mining boom.

>3 in 100k
really doesn't seem that bad to me, it's a small price to pay for a bitta freedom, would probably drastically reduce welfare and probably would be good for the economy

If cunts wanna die they wanna due, fuck you and fuck Howard for taking away the freedom to end their miserable life a bit earlier than nature intended.

You own your own body and you can end if if you see fit. A gun to the roof of the mouth is the one of the most painless and efficient manners of doing so.

Yeah I usually go to countries that Australians rarely go to but my last holiday was to Thailand and the fuck heads just seem to hang around you like a bad smell they just hear your accent from a distance and think that means they are allowed to hang out with you and your missus at the pub because they are too fucking retarded to get along with people from other countries

He was a shit PM he wasted the mining boom money on welfare and looking after boomers don't forget he sold off Telstra yet to this day we still give that company millions as if it was still publicly owned the suicides are also mostly men being a bloke in Australian is fucking shit and it doesn't help that we are demonised everywhere back when I was in the RAN I lost count of the amount of SEMPRO and equality briefs that basically told me I was shit and a rapist because I was a white male

He was a shit PM. I cast my first vote as an adult to remove him. Felt great. Got a special bottle of port I’m saving to celebrate when he dies.

Oh man I saw Aussie bars when I was over in Thailand, literally crossed the road to walk past them. I am thankful that the cunts who run Aussie bars saturate the place with flags and kangaroo's though so I could see it a mile away and avoid it. Seems the aussie bars attract all the cancer too so I can go to other bars and have an aussie free environment.

What other places do you go to to avoid being around Australians. I love not being around Australians. One of the other favorite things about being overseas is I am not surrounded by other Australians. I love being the only aussie in any given place. Especially if no one else knows anything about Australia I can pretend to be anything and LARP as if my country wasn't a cucked shithole that I hate.

i hope you cunts are saving for retirement, the pension is currently 7% of total government spending and absolutely won't be around in ten years. personally, I'm looking forward to union retards who voted for Labor being put out in the streets

If you aren't saving to get out of this country alltogether you are doing it wrong. Enjoy having your savings taxed back to bail out the boomers so they can afford their expensive nursing homes.

you can't tax savings if they've already been taxed retard, that's how it becomes savings. I didn't realise how many pussies are gonna leave, good to be honest lowers the population and welfare load, I bet most of you save your neet money for this