"Mass shooting." Possibly the two greatest words Spaghetti Monster ever invented.
I want you to feel them. Taste them. Let them get in your head and stay awhile.
"Mass shooting."
These words will literally end the radical pantshitter right forever, and there is FUCK ALL you can do about it.
Here's how it's about to go down:
America has no sensible gun control. There will be more mass shootings at an alarming rate.
Panic! The people will begin not just asking, but DEMANDING sensible fucking gun control.
Skinheads defending "muh guns" will be punched in the fucking face.
NRA members will receive the same treatment as literal nazis.
Skinheads who support a dying baby boomer party and a braindead orange shitgibbon up to his neck in corruption with zero popular support are fucking fucked.
So fucking fucked.
Like, the Big Blue Wave coming next year is going to be like 2006 on STEROIDS for Democrats.
Like, the next President won't just be a Democrat. We can literally run a one armed tranny black feminist with a WHITE CASTRATION platform and she'll still be elected after Donald Dumbfuck.
We won't stop at taking your Second Amendment away.
We will take the First.
And once the hate speech laws are in place to gag your sadistic asses, then the REAL fun begins.
Your Constitution will be shredded and replaced with a declaration of Human Rights.
You will literally live to see an anti-gun amendment in the nation's highest law, and it's all because you got on your knees for the NRA every time some psychopath shot up a bunch of kids.
Pathetic.
But also glorious.
Fuck waiting a year, I'm celebrating early.
I pour a fresh glass of Dom every time a dozen people or more die thanks to two poetic words.
Mass shooting.
Mass shooting!
MASS SHOOTING.
Holy shitcunt.
The next fifty years are going to be one long, agonizing, unstoppable kick in the nuts for white men and gun nuts, and you will just have to lay the fuck down and take it. :)