Presidential Urgent Press Briefing in 5 MIN

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Sounds like both Pres Trump and Japanese PM Abe. Starts in less than 5 min.

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bake that bread baby

In Japan it is currently 2:33 PM

Finally Trumptard is announcing his resignation in exchange for not dying on the gallows for treason.

>literally allowing your people to be kidnapped

what are they saying?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

I fucking love BRAAP posters.

eric, simply eric my friend :)

Shit. Its all about Japs kidnapped by NK for SuperKimmyFunTIme. ffs.

I can't wait until we wage war on the UN.

>Shit. Its all about Japs kidnapped by NK for SuperKimmyFunTIme. ffs.

false flag

URGENTO

>urgent

fuck off

the topic under discussion just prior to the press conf (which hasn't started yet as of 12:42am eastern time) was the kidnapping of Japanese people by the NK govt, and how long NK has been holding them.

You americuck realize the US is in the UN as well? Wage war on yourself? Go ahead, lol. Stop the goddamn hamburgers you fat fuck, it's affecting your brain.

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OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE STREAM.

It's not urgent shill, try a source that literally isn't fascist propaganda

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terrible posture. would not bang.

ffs THAT wasnt the press conf. fug. It hasnt started yet.

actually I'm Californian, it's mostly burritos.

He's announcing that the fish he overfed have died.

>191177
Careful there m80. Don't want to jump the gun.

Fat is fat, like every ameritard.

Nigger it's all about flautas

That shit is funny as fuck, I dont care WHO you voted for.

>They tasted pretty good well done with ketchup.

Please be a happening

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The headquarters of the UN are in New York, aka the largest city in the USA, we can send a B-2 from St. Louis or just kick you out

>"I'd like to announce that Abe and I - Great guy, wonderful guy - are TREMENDOUSLY gay together. Real Gay, Super Gay. Tell him how gay we are, Abe"
>Grabs Crotch

my man it's actually all about that chile relleno, check'd anyway

I'd love to be in that kitchen when she was baking muffins. Bends over to put them in the oven, I'd press my face right into her arsehole, right as she let loose a piping hot fart straight in my mouth. Flatulence porn makes me rock hard.

It's not urgent, it's well planned and prepared. Not happening.

what is this?

>Aussie
>Being retarded and a degenerate

Checks out

Bitch what have I told you about sanitation.

What's this song?

Or you could stop being a dilusional faggot and accept your president is a russian puppet and you embrace the assfucking he's giving you. Americans have become so fucking retarded they not only block that out, they even enjoy their bubble. It's time the hegemony of the fat tribe is coming to an end.

What is wrong with you?

...

DID TRUMP FINALLY FIRE A MISSILE AT NORTH KOREA?

>You're the delusional one
>Your president is a puppet of Putin
Wut

This "urgent" press conference is clickbait isn't it

How do I get my ass to stick out like this?

AYO WHEN DIS SHIT START?!

>they go bye-bye
OH no

I would like to have sex with the baking woman. Very much.

Do you even squats?

this is how gay i am

I'd put a bun in her oven.

Still deflecting? Lol you deserve your country to be the laughingstock it now is.

Depends how your hips are set mostly

Yep.

Squats is a meme that make your ass smaller if you already have a naturally big, fatty butt. The fat goes away. Yeah it becomes slightly round but if it’s fat booty it’ll be round anyway

Bend forward then arch your back

Neck yourself you hysterical faggot.
8 years.

It's happening! As always.

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This obv, I walk with my ass a mile away from my back

I guess pretty soon. fuck.

>Trump and Abe make a joint announcement that both nations will strive to make an even more perfect burger.

>UN flag
>calling anyone else a laughingstock

I would like to squirt maple syrup in her bum because that is all i have in my fridge except for some old cheese. I cant really think of anuthing sexy to do with old cheese though.

Please be a happening REEEE

Trump gets 3 flags
Japan
Only 2

So that's what it looks like when an americuck is out of arguments? Interesting

>8 years
What did he mean by this?

2 flags
2 bombs
2 scoops
deal with it

I swear to god this better be my promised nukes you faggets. I was going to sleep

you forgot
>two terms

*caugh* *caugh*
Nice sound tracks
*caugh*

Two scoops

Finally

Radeees and Jentralman

>RADIES AN GENTERMEN

RADIES AND GENTREMAN

finally. 5 minutes in turkish time maybe

Pleasent of United State

shiieeet

Why is this stream so far behind CNN's? Abe is already speaking on CNN for several minutes and this one has empty podiums.

habeening!!!!

RADIES AND GENTERMEN

Isn't this the press conference from a few hours ago?

Here we go.

OOO WE A SO SORRRY

That lard looks like a younger merkel lol

How comfy is this?

no, this one is new.

>Sorry for your mass shooting of the week.

how many howur of diarouge

digis for comfy-time

Agreed and checked

There's probably a third nip flag out of frame on the right side.
Kind of clever actually, Nips read right to left Americans left to right. so for both countries the alternating flag sequence starts with the flag of the person observing them.

This dub sucks.

Thanks leaf, don't get raked

>We've never been closer
>He received me

Abe's speaking now

Trump and Abe, best pals forever

something about intimate relationship about two leaders calling each other at night.
Roll back a bit, it's hentai script
ahahah

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