This is not normal

This is not normal...

Shit, poor kid.

Kids gonna die just let it be happy

did they make porn of their wedding night?
fucking idiot

It's play acting for a child that might die soon.

Not sure why OP hates critically ill little girls.

faggot

Considering she may die whats wrong with this?

OMG PEDOS

It's a gimmick you autist.

>did they make porn of their wedding night?
Yes

>5 year old

Op is just jealous he will never get married

they even put marries in quotes OP, it's just a feel-good story. Fuck off

You are being too cynical
They probably just want to cheer him up
It's not like (((they))) are going to force the two kids to fuck

>found the next enlightened shooter
Come to my church next Sunday, faggot, I dare you

>implying an open heart surgery is the same as having cancer or some shit
what

Yeah so everyone can realize what a stupid thing marriage is and how low it matters

>When a little girl has more values than grown women
sad

>two humans like each other

BURN THEM

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Wouldn't it be neat if she survived the surgery and they went on to become jr. high/high school sweet heart, got married and lived happily ever after?

pedophiles need help

>5 years old and open heart surgery
life is cruel

NO HYMEN NO DIAMOND

And if she doesn’t die? Now what? Going to get “divorced” or just crush the little boy’s heart? Oh she was just trying to feel good before surgery, nothing personal, kid.

>implying children don't have a much higher chance of failing surgeries

>This is not normal...
This girl is going to die on operation table OP you fag

Little girls do fake weddings all the damn time. My sister and her friend forced me to "marry" her friend's younger sister several times.

I wonder what that feels like

Did you have a shit childhood? Did you never fake marry a qt3.14 just for shits? I feel bad that you don't know how to end fake relationships.

JUST'd before he finishes pre-school...Damn.

Nigger are you literally too retarded to understand? This shit is basically playing house

If she survives she'll cuck him with Chads.

>fake marry
No heterosexual male does this, sorry leaf.

>5 year old
>open heart surgery

Open heart surgery is incredibly dangerous and even more so for children under 10 years. Open heart surgery at 5 is unbelievable, lets just be happy that they gave her a nice day in case she fucking dies and never gets to experience marriage.

I didn't need that feel

"I was socially awkward in elementary school and think playing with girls is gay to hide my crippling depression"

That's cute and normal

>No negro male does this, fake or otherwise
fixed it for you, 54%.

The odds of that happening are really slim. She will likely become a whore in high school.

she'd cuck him for a nigger

I swear. I'm not crying man.

It's not the girl we hate.
The little guy is gonna grow up a widow.

It's the other way around

Its certainly not a lawful marriage and its clearly a gesture to make the girl happy because she stands a good chance of dying during surgery.
The real abnormality is the fact that the parents felt that the media jew needed to participate

Just pretend she's a Muslim.

That is why they put "marries" .
She was going into a critical surgery and wanted to go through a right of passage to emulate a fulfilling life.
That is like saying kids playing with baby dolls is not normal.

Does that... sort that out for you?

Everyone is socially awkward in elementary school...oh let me guess you were a 5 year old Chad... ok.

Yeah, well you have aspergers so I wouldn't be talking shit senpai

That’s clearly what is happening. Using a little boy as a prop in some feel-good ceremony for some prepubescent roastie is a perfect way to hand craft a future church shooter.

Kek, I laughed, well played.

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But they fucking shoot schools and Jason Aldean concerts too you fucking sperglord

You get more awkward as you get older as the conscious develops more. I had plenty of fake marriages and plenty of both girl and guy friends. It's only later in life that I have far less of both. It's a normal thing to do at this age. Just move on

>prepubescent roastie

The marriage isn't valid until it's consummated... ;)

Then why don't you just wrap yourself in the Kekistani flag, watch your anime, and leave us the hell alone you goddamn aspie

wot in tarnation

Bitch will leave him for Billy and take half of his Legos.

ikr

>not having qt3.14 5 year old pretend she's your mom
I almost got arrested but it's her fault for pushing my face in her boobs

Nothing. It's a play marriage like most kids did when they play house.

>the kekistani bunch
>anime
Please. I can't for the life of me picture these people watch anime. If anything, they'd be against it.

>NO HYMEN NO DIAMOND
Based

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Imagine being this deranged.

>widow

Widower

So what I got “””married””” when I was in elementary school. Kids do it all the time

This is just a cute story

How will we know whether she dies or not? They better follow up on the story after surgery

A Slavic piece of Eurotrash is using perfect English? I must say, I'm amazed. Maybe there's hope for the world.

I came here to shitpost, not to feel

You're talking about a 5 year old girl for goodness sake. Don't you remember being 5? Girls weren't mean yet. Or at least not as mean as they are as adults.

I, for one, welcome our new muslim overlords who approve of this.

>This is not normal...
neither is a 5-year-old having open heart surgery so why not make the kid happy one last time before going into a surgery she many never wake from, you candyass shitlord jabroni

Why is anyone here mad about this? They're heterosexual and white.

Not getting the agreement and responses you hoped for, eh?
Not quite the "scum of the internet" you were hoping for, huh buddy?
Can't take a screenshot of everyone disagreeing with you and show your leftist friends, right dicksneeze?
How about this, next time you hatch this little scheme, kill yourself first.
Works. Every. Time.

Id rather my kid have cancer than need their heart cut open

You would you fucking faggot. How's the muslim Anschluss going for ya, huh? Get the hell offa my Sup Forums

I literally was a chad in kindergarten and primary school. Then my babysitter raped me and I grew up with a skewed image of women. Thankfully I'm starting to get help for it now.

OP, this is cute and you're an fucking moran.

fucking ancaps

This.

Jesus Christ....

Jesus that’s depressing.

G'day mate, did ya post this gem while ya was riding yer kangaroo?

You clearly have the emotional capacity of a sea pig.

FYI seapigs don't have brains

my brother had open heart surgery at 4 and he's like 20 now you faggots

That's a shame. We're trying to get rid of Eastern Europe.

May God protect her
I'll pray for her

>eastern europe

This

You ARE in the east of Europe, you Slavic mongrel.

Dude could have at least worn a tux

this is just some symbolic feel good shit for the kid, not an actual marriage. there's way more to get outraged over dude.

Well OP it is not a real marriage you actual eejit.

Its sweet and obviously her parents are worried she won't survive the operation.

I hope she is ok after the surgery.

And what about him???

Heart Valve surgery is very risky.

I hope you're okay after you get hit by a faggot wagon.