So, my wife is early twenties and exceptionally intelligent. There's one thing that really bothers her. She has a B-Cup rack. Personally, I'm more of a booty man myself... yet I can see it really bothers her.
All women's clothes are designed for larger cleavage. What doesn't help my wife is that her mom's an ample C Cup.
My wife really wants a boob job someday. Last night I said, "we'll have to price it out." Without hesitation she replied, "5-10k." That's way beyond our discretionary budget at the moment.
So, for $#its and giggles I thought I'd ask if I started a GoFundMe page for my wife to get implants would anyone contribute?
If not then, think she could claim to be a transitioning male and get funding that way?
Austin Cooper
>Want's fake tits >exceptionally intelligent
pick one.
Nolan James
>>Sup Forums
Eli Collins
Chestlets should be ridiculed. Why have a ironing board nagging spoiled roastie when you can have Khazar milkers. >exceptionally intelligent She's probably exceptionally intelligent for a roastie
Jack Powell
>early 20s female >can't acquire 5-10k on her own >exceptionally intelligent Is she tho?
Charles Rogers
>wife >exceptionally intelligent >wants a boob job Off you go.
Zachary Brooks
I will give 1 million doolars to your wifes' boobs. But seriously if you don't like small cute boobs it's better if you're dead.
Isaac Price
A week of Twitch streaming will fund this for her.
Ian Robinson
Get her pregnant you limp-dick retard
Jeremiah Edwards
This.
Boob shape > boob size.
Joshua Brooks
This. If she can't save 10k while sharing expenses with someone else, she doesn't look that intelligent. And frankly if even the both of you together can't make it, I have severe doubts on you too, OP.
Ethan Price
What's this gotta do with a pile 'o dicks?
Nathaniel Wood
Slide thread
Lucas Richardson
Can confirm. My wife went from D to DDD and is now a 42 FF after our second kid. This should do the trick.
Nathaniel Baker
what kind of nipples does your whore wife have? Are they nice and proportional? or are they pic related? There is nothing wrong with B titts.
Jeremiah Cruz
>My wife went from D to DDD and is now a 42 FF after our second kid. Is she obese now?
Carson Powell
virgin detected
Gabriel Evans
If you buy her tits, she'll be gone in less than 12 months.
Levi Williams
this is pol not Sup Forums
Jordan Morris
this isn't Sup Forums related, love your woman for who she is and anyways b-rack is good.
Charles Wright
Get her pregnant so her milkies grow
Isaac Campbell
nah bruh...fake tits are nasty. Most of them are hard as a rock and the nipples are like always hard and feel like they are made of rubber. Just weird. Nothing better than a soft pair of natural tits.
Jayden Lopez
Wrong board pleb.
Go to /b or some other place.
Christian Anderson
Fucking idiot just give her pueraria murrifica, 1 - 2 grams a day for 5 days with 2 days rest. She's not going to get moster DD tits (maybe) but she should get a larger rack. P.S. please don't buy too much, there's a global shortage due to idiots who buy a shit ton and then overuse it, completely wasting what they bought.
Carter Jones
I used to think fake tits were lame, but when I was playing deus ex I started comparing them to cybernetic implants. how can I criticize a woman for getting her boobs augmented when I would be the first in line to inject myself with nanomachines to give myself super strength and shit?
Christopher Cruz
You can pay it in installments OP
Hudson Jenkins
Is it wrong that I find those attractive?
Jose Campbell
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Have you ever felt fake boobs you fucking loser?
They dont feel good, they're more for looks.
You're the virgin.
Also everyone knows who's tits are fake are not, women included. Ill tell you how the future goes.
>Husband pays for wifes tit job >husband has to deal with his wife's swollen semi-hard tits that will have scarring >She'll heal and get attention from many many more men than she's had now >other women know she has fake tits and secretly laugh or want them not knowing how those tits look naked >Wife get's attention from males she wouldn't of had before and decides to have a mild mid-life crisis and cheats on you with some other guy.
Go ahead, get her the tits. You know how it will end though
Juan Bell
Tbh, you sound like the virgin mate.
Christopher Wilson
OP you're a dipshit for one, also:
> Ass > Tits > Her boods will get bigger naturally with time and children, why rush? > When she's old (if your relationship lasts that long) they will shrivel and shrink anyway so enjoy what she has now while they're prime
Stop being so superficial you fucking faggot. B cups aren't even bad, be a man and suck them titties for what they're worth, and if you won't because they don't turn you on then fuck off because you don't deserve tits of any kind for being a worthless fuck.
Bentley Evans
That hoe wants to get blacked
Jackson Reyes
I'll buy them but I want to fuck her til I get bored with it
Leo Kelly
Tell your wife her tits are now just for you and any babies, and you and the babies are fine with them.
Oliver Gomez
Not if you like un-errectable dongs and school milk
Luis Brown
Make absolute SURE she gets sub-pectoral gummy bear implants. They feel much more realistic and still allow the fat layer above the muscle to bounce naturally. Depending on how much actual breasts tissue she has I'd stay in the 225-275cc range.
T. Designed 3 ex's fake tits and each pair was phenomenal.
Jace Hughes
Knock her up they'll turn to C size...and stay that way..
Carter Rodriguez
>My wife went from 140lbs to 170lbs. >Is now 220lbs after our second kid.
Ryder Watson
fpbp
Chase Jenkins
This. Tits grows like crazy when pregnant.
Landon Nelson
Post her feet and then we'll talk.
Owen Flores
You get your wife a boob job, she will leave you. Guaranteed.
Christopher Edwards
Tell her: Be glad with what you have.
My wife suffers from gigantomastia and already has a G-cup (EU-size). It's a fucking hell to find proper bras for her and they're expensive as shit. For normal every-day bras I'm paying 70-90€ each, on sale, I sometimes get one for 50€ or 60€. Her mother had a K-cup (EU-size) and just got surgery 2 years ago to bring her down to a G-cup. She lost 2.5kg per breast and the surgery cost 5,000€.
And as long as her breast-size fits her body type, everything is fine.
Natural beats Plastic.
Ryder Brooks
>"5-10k." That's way beyond our discretionary budget at the moment. Just fucking kill yourself, OP.
Being poor is worth than dying.
Henry James
kill yourself
sage
Chase Price
Bumping this
Jack Parker
The larger the breasts the more capacity to hold milk. Chestlets are literally unable to feed babies.
Dominic Taylor
>Getting breast Implants improves mamary glands...
Tyler Peterson
people should be getting banned for threads like this, this isn't Sup Forums at all and you all know it but your newfags so it makes no difference. Good job fucko's
Brody Parker
Women with small tits look much better as they age, trust me. Hell, I won't even date a woman larger than a B cup.
Small, cute, petite women are miles better than some curvy woman who looks good for a time but then turns flabby and saggy in her late 30's. The Kardashian's left to their own devices and without their millions, would not age well.
Levi Thomas
She's getting silicone, not fucking milk gallons Dr. House
Luke Sullivan
Why can't she just pay for her own shit?
Sebastian Rivera
fuckin this, dont do it-they look terrible as your wife ages