Daily Reminder / The Kraut is pissing sitted

i think i found the source of german weird porn

I sit to piss

Yes, I want piss water all over my balls. Thanks.

Sometimes after sitting down for awhile I have to piss

no kidding the splash back at that range is going to soak your entire ass/package with piss

My dick would hit bottom

best way to take a break and scratch your nuts

Anyone who pisses like that and it isn't because they're about to be taking a shit is a faggot.

Don't they do this because the german toilet has the shit inspecting plate?

In normal developed countries you have real toilets with bowls of water that don't play to scat fetishism such that the Germans are afflicted with. Thus men are free to stand and piss like God intended, not humiliate themselves and become squatting women when pissing. The sit-to-piss mentality turned them into a nation of cucks by learned behavior, honestly I'm surprised Canada doesn't have them as well.

Forgot to include pic of german shit inspecting toilet.

Pissing when standing is disrespectful to women who have to have their faces rubbed in piss splatters when they get raped by migrants in the restroom.

the fuck

Is this the famous american education i keep hearing about? Sitting to piss is as ideal as squatting to shit. You get more splashback from standing to piss than sitting lol.

Are you a pisslet?
If I'm sitting my pee still comes out with the force of a thousand suns.

I sit when I piss

It keeps your prostate healthy and drains your whole bladder

That being said, if I’m at a bar or restaurant I stand to piss

But home time is me time

Looks like a very happy toilet.

This

>german shit inspecting toilet
Germans are on a level of autism I cannot even fathom.

Why is there a shelf? It should be a plunging bowl, not something the shit rests on

The shelf actually prevents water from splashing up against you when you drop your bomb.

Yeah I didn't know about it either till like 3 months ago. Basically the Germans are so obsessed with their shit that they created toilets that allow you to inspect it fully before flushing it. They are literally fucked in the head. And it's also why they sit down to pee, because water would go everywhere.

The long con is that German socialists devised the German toilet for the sole purpose of feminizing the men of their population, leading to a pacified population that would be ground zero for the destruction of whites in Europe. Then they exported it to the number 4 cucked nation on Earth: Australia.

Yes, but it doesn't get on your dumb ass.

That Lovercraftian horror when dick accidentally touches the inside of toilet bowl.

Lay some TP down like the rest of us do.

I sit a lot. It's nice so just take a breather and read on the can even if you dont need a shit.

And amerifats have carpets in their bathrooms to soak up the piss that splashes around when pissing standing