Prairie Provinces - Please Take us America

We offer access to Hudson's bay and great Oil, Uranium, and Potash reserves, and a generally conservative leaning population.

We don't fit in with the rest of Canada.

I'd take alberta

These leaves will be spared on the day of the rake.

Our Minnesota was an early Somali adopter. I'm not sold on this idea.

Take Vancouver Island too. We're basically like a west coast version of Maine.

I'll consider it.

Take Northern Ontario too. Northern and Southern Ontario are like completely different countries.

Trumpcare will give you targeted chemo-threapy. Just stay clear of the craters for a few decades.

Give us a couple weeks, we'll make it happen.

Only Russian trolls argue to break up nations.

I would give my life to see these provinces leave. Just so my kids don't have to be suspect to the retardation in Quebec and Ontario

As the leader of Sup Forums and all the alt right I accept on the provision I am supplied with a self sufficient cabin home somewhere in the vast wilderness of our new lands

You also need to allow Canadians from other provinces to move to the annexed prairies. We don't want to be a part of the clusterfuck that Canada has become.

>socialists from Ontario and Quebec flood into the states after lack of Western Canada's resource wealth turns them into Venezuela-tier shitholes
>proceed to vote in the same politicians who lead us down this path
Fuck that shit, I say let them rot to teach them the error of their way. Serves them right for destroying this nation for the past few decades.

But that would make Nickelback American. I'm not sure if I'm ready for that.

We also provide dinosaur bones and better skiing than Colorado.

>Prairie Provinces - Please Take us America
It's too soon. You'll have to hold out for a few more years when we declare the empire to save the republic.

Be sure to bring poutine with you.

There are some very serious geopolitical thinkers including Barnett and Zeihan (pic related) who have spoken about the possibility of one or more Canadian provinces seceding to join the US. It's legal in Canada due to the efforts of the Quebecois.

A lot of Americans believe the 51st state, if there is to be one, would be Puerto Rico. How wrong they are.

Hell no, those parts would still vote democrat and you know it.

I like those Confederation digits

I'm gonna guess you've never been to Canada. I can say with certainty that they would've supported Trump over Clinton.
Just remember that Canada is not what you see presented to you by the CBC.

>generally conservative leaning population.

Weren't Tommy Douglas, CCF, Social Credit and the NDP all born in the prairies?

Weed is legal in Colorado, unlike in Canada.

I've travelled the north, including your island, although only victoria. The proposed provinces would be at best blue-leaning swing states

>only Victoria
And there's the problem. The rest of the island are mostly outdoorsy types who just want to be left alone. We have no party affiliation for the most part, and the only reason many vote Green or NDP is because the federal Liberals and Conservatives are globalist sellouts.

Pfft.. and let you drive down the average IQ and dick size?

victoria is like half of the population, they would get to come along with you. You can't just slice out the cities. Overall you would be like colorado or minnesota, light blue. The US is a rotting carcass, you're just dying a little faster, it's not worth running here

>Wynne will lose the next election and ultimately die a hated woman in your lifetime

The U.S has greater potential for reform than Canada ever will. There's too much bureaucracy and not enough wealth creation for Canada to have any long-term future. It may seem stable from the outside, but if things continue down their current path I can say for certain that we will crash much harder than your country will in the near future.

Is Victoria like the Canadian version of Seattle?

So just exclude densely populated areas like BC near the vancouver area and southern ontario?

Sort of. We certainly have more historic architecture than your usual west coast city, and calling it a "city" might give the wrong impression that it would be anything like neighboring Vancouver, but its pretty cozy if your willing to spend out the ass to afford a home.

Exclude Toronto, Mississauga, Brampton, Oakville, Burlington, Vaughn, new market, Markham, Milton, Georgetown, Hamilton, st Catherines, Niagara, Oshawa, Ottawa, Windsor.

Places like Kingston, London, guelph, barrie, sarnia, Kitchener, Chatham, north bay, Sudbury, Soo are pretty alright.

get enough people to make a formal diplomatic request the the US gov and we can annex you like Russia did with Crimea.

I'd support this. Some of my holdings would increase in value

Die

we'll take them but those new states are big as fuck, we gotta cut them in half.

Oakville should get carpet nuked

Fucking Amerimut has audacity to say that.
What was it? 49%?

This wasn't a joke by the way
empower your "It's okay to be white" army to begin posting annex request signs all over Canada and reasons you'd like to join the states. When enough people have had it with your gov they will either change it, or become part of the USA.

Everything east of Burlington, South of barrie, and west of oshawa

Supplied? You're going to be the first one I shoot you fucking commie.
Kill injuns, chop the trees down, build a fucking cabin yourself or back to fucking Detroit with you.

Kill yourself chink

nah

Saskatchewan's motto is basically diversity is strength.

Nunavut will be an established government in Alaska today. This will be bad enough.

alberta almost joined the USA
when there was the quebec independance referendum, alberta didnt want to get punished by concessions to quebec, had quebec won..
So alberta had decided on 3 options, declare independence, secede with the neighbouring provinces, or join the USA

Buffalo!

Only if the French part of Northern Ontario goes to Quebec

That's because of Minneapolis. In the end, all major cities are cancerous.

Medicine Hat and Moose Jaw are great names for a small city btw. I like it.

>not realising that social conservatism and economic leftism gives you the best of both worlds

google mercator projection

I'd prefer the whole country be turned into a radioactive crater as a final sendoff to cowards too afraid to fight the problem.

St.Catharnes, a city where literally nothing happens and is probably one of the most American cities in the province. Filled with fast food, crashing businesses, decaying architecture, high unemployment rate, and a populace that doesn't care.

Yeah... we're *really* cucked beyond return in St. Catharines... *Send help*

May I build a comfy cabin up there where I can stay warm, read my books, and hunt for food in isolation?

I'd prefer the whole country be turned into a radioactive crater as a final sendoff to cowards too afraid to fight the problem.

St.Catharnes, a city where literally nothing happens and is probably one of the most American cities in the province. Filled with fast food, crashing businesses, decaying architecture, high unemployment rate, and a populace that doesn't care.

Yeah we're really cucked beyond return here in St. Catharines... *Send help*

>socialism is good
Can this meme die already?

Diu Ney Gao Lao Mo Say Ba Po

Leaf Y U do dis? Do you really want mexinigs and thug-E's all up in yer shit? I sure hope not by golly.
At least the chinks and the poos are well behaved. Be thankful for what you have.

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we only need to take two nukes, it fucking worked for japan

Can we have our uranium back?

Oh shit we zeihan posting now. Smart dude. Peter zeihan. Geopolitics. Look dat shit up.

Texas here. We want Alberta. They are pretty much our colony anyway.

Motherfeucker

Alberta master race here. I openly want to be a part of America