Sup Forums watches North Korean TV

It's just starting. Load up this link in VLC:
mms://121.167.43.161/chosun

Come, the Brilliant Leader is waiting

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youtube.com/watch?v=csoP8Didoi0
cooks.org.kp/cooking_view.php?tID=7&cID=6&dID=249
pyongyangtrafficgirls.com/t293-north-korea-tv-kctv-live-stream
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>mms
what kind of protocol is this? Trade awesome windows 95 secrets in return!

comfy!!!

VLC player. Open stream.

Good TV

When is the great leader on??

We haven't had one of these watch threads in a while.

I'd love to know when it starts. Music is pretty great though. I'm going to capture it in to an MP3 so I can listen to it when I drive around town in my Pontiac Firebird.

Sorry about that. Starts in about ten minutes.

I can't wait for 1500! Do you think we will have news bulletin about dotard talking?

Can't supreme leader afford tv 24h a day? Or why is that? Even polen has tv nonstop. Or lativa.

Working class must be out in fields harvesting wheat, which grows overnight in glorious Korea. TV all day would distract from that

Supposedly there is also RTSP from the same address, but I haven't tried it

JAV porn 20 hours a day, Juche propaganda the other 4. Are you not familiar?

I miss these threads.

When is niggabear on?

Excuse his ignorance, great leader. He shall be dealth with appropriately

faggot

1:30 eastern

niggabear best korean anime

IT'S ABOUT TO START

Here we go boys

TREES!!!

I'M BACK IN NORTH KOREA

This better be good :D

What a beautiful statue, and beautiful music. I want to see my coveratge of dotard.

NORK NEWS IS ON

GET THE FUCK IN HERE

Sounds a bit lite Horst Wessel Leid.....

Or not. Guess she was just telling us to rise for His Supreme Majesty.

WHY IS THIS THREAD DEAD
GET THE FUCK IN HERE

When are the morning cartoons on again?

Can't watch this on my phone. Someone give a play-by-play

Nazi music with trees and dear leaders.

pfft... NK flag. Hi mod

Dude, you're so missing out. Pic related.

Also, if you're on Android, just download VLC and watch in split screen.

Nice honeypot CIA
sage

Get VLC for your phone

I think we're doing a national anthem or something. There was a freeze frame of Kim Il-Sung for a minute. Now it's a freeze frame of Kim Jong-Il. Patriotic music and a waving red flag in the background. It's glorious.

We had these watch threads last year. It's been a while, but it's nothing new per se.

Children's programming at 5:30 PM NORK time, it looks like.

What's going on? Are they showing prices you can win for working in the rice fields all day long?

Honestly this feels like a messed up Christmas Special.

Programs and what time they're on. I can't tell what any of them are other than one looked like children's programming.

It looks really windy there. Also, piano.

Koreaoke time.

Is anyone recording this shit? I don't have my VLC set up properly to do it.

What do?

HOLY FUCK THEY HAVE A ROLLERCOASTER?!

Someone probably records it so the media can show their announcement of nuke tests if they do one

Try replacing mms: with rtsp:

Their new ski area looks pretty awesome.

youtube.com/watch?v=csoP8Didoi0

Holy fuck look at that advanced technology.

Never done it on a phone. Just snag your laptop or desktop if you want to watch.
This user might be on to something

They're in negotiations to have Wonsan as a venue for the winter olympics next year

Oh shit, stacks of fish blocks!

That worked, but vlc crashed on my phone after that.
I'll find another media player. Cheers

Just tried it, rtsp worked for me too on Android. Let it buffer a bit, it's crackly at first.

So how long until they give their colour commentary on Trump's speech tonight?

Looks like this is some kind of allegory for being good workers. I hope this guy learns to be a better comrade.

MMS is playing music right now

And rtsp is playing some movie

Could be awhile. I didn't understand the programming schedule enough to know when the news comes on.

Honestly their new ski resort looks like it has nice steep terrain and probably would be better than the boring venue currently in S. Korea. They held a World Cup race there last year and it is such a boring course. Would be absolutely amazing to see an Olympic event in N. Korea. I assume a bunch of countries would boycott it though.

Sounds like it's out of sync for you. It's slow as shit, but it's dramatic movie music with conversation right now.

I remember last time this thread came around someone managed to decipher the schedule. I'll probably work on it if this goes back to being a nightly thing, but I'm not going to mess with it tonight.

I'm on MMS and I have a movie

Who knows what'd happen, SK isn't completely closed to the idea from what I've heard

Never mind. One is delayed.

Rtsp is laggy even on PC, MMS seems better

Can someone stream it to youtube? If we all connect we might crash the whole country's network.

PC is pretty watchable, phone isn't.
Nah, we have a working link, why do more?

>I hope this guy learns to be a better comrade.
Somehow I doubt it. Some will never learn, and are nothing but a burden on society.

Fucking post a picture of your face with a timestamp you LARPing faggot.

>Pontiac Firebird.
wat?

Leaf, this is not a thread about you, this is a thread about the Supreme Leader.

Is this mms link something I will be able to see N. Korean broadcasts on every day, or did someone just temporarily set this up? Is this streaming directly from N. Korea or from someone who can pick up N. Korean television in S. Korea or something?

No. I don't want to expose myself to retribution from Dear Leader
It is most modern supercar in Korea

This is the same link I've always seen in these threads if you've been asking. It's gotten more laggy the more posts there have been in this thread. I think there is a correlation.

hi rare friend

I get an excellent signal here. Many thanks and best whishes to supreme leader.

Oh, is this one of those movies about good Nork workers being exploited by capitalists?

Probably, but every nork in every video puffs condensation because they can't afford heat for any building.

If I remember correctly, some TV station in SK (in Seoul I think) is picking it up OTA, and is hosting the media server. It has been around for years

>mms://121.167.43.161/chosun
TWO MIDDLE AGED GUYS POSSIBLY GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS EATING NOODLES IN A SHABBY ROOM WITH SOME OTHERS ALSO EATING.

Just tried looking around and seems like the IP is located in Seoul, though not totally certain. One of the only websites I've scoped out a bunch which is actually hosted in North Korea is the "North Korean Culinary Society" website or something... Some interesting dishes up there, I've been meaning to try replicating one of their recipes. Like this one looks tasty: cooks.org.kp/cooking_view.php?tID=7&cID=6&dID=249

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! State secrets!!!!!
See

Should've sent them better equipment.
Typical.

pyongyangtrafficgirls.com/t293-north-korea-tv-kctv-live-stream

mms://121.167.43.161/chosun

I thought it was a nice room, and no puffs of condensation like nk.larper suggested. Is a new room now. Looks comfy too.

Oh fuck, is that a woman doctor? Sewing her husband's clothes?

Best Korean women are the best.

Though this one is pretty scant on detail when you run it through google translate haha. But there are others that are more descriptive.

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which station?

I'm pretty sure this is on YouTube again too.

I wish someone would found a Memri for Nork TV.

Not sure

No, according to the YT account it's a private company in the UK that broadcasts it (NK TV can be picked up in most parts of the world as its broadcast to Thailand and East Europe). He does it for a hobby.

are these norks gonna fuck or what?

Go to Sup Forums, see if you can distract a korean from arguing with nips long enough to do it

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It tends to get taken down, though, because the news broadcasts almost always have ripped off Reuters or AFP video clips that trigger the content ID system.

Nah, they play some shitty puppet show now.

Wow. That's bullshit. Niggabear is the best fucking show.

>That quiet aggression
Only a Nork could have a freakout so quiet

bump you cucks

Would be fun to just take this footage and dub it with anything you want. No way North Korea would ever litigate the IP lawsuit in any western country.