Dad, this is my new boyfriend. His name is Doge

>Dad, this is my new boyfriend. His name is Doge.
What do?

Ask for one of this Titian paintings in exchange.

and for a shake and if his grip is strong enough he can stay

Well, I'm knot going to tell you no, princess.

At least he isn't (a) black (lab).

could (((bee))) worse

Am chinese, he's coming for dinner.

Give him pets and wish them well in their new interspecies romance for for fear that the Thought Crime Prevention Unit will incarcerate and reprogramme me at the Tolerance And Understanding Center again.

Looks like a good boy.

At least it isn't a nigger, does he want a steak?

Kill myself because I was born a Canadian.

Hey.. It's not a nigger. You have my blessing.

Could be black under the fur

Come to Canada, I hear our Cuckminister made this legal.

Someone nuke us and/or invade.

Tell that hoe that if her doge isn't down for one more bitch, then her doge is basic.

Fuck off cunt, we're full enough without you shits here.

So now I know what the 'B' in LGBTIQ etc actually stands for
>Beastiality

>Someone nuke us and/or invade.

Why?
You snowniggers always look so happy.

>Not a nigger
Well that's fine

Watch.

Get it out of my house

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Be glad that it's not a pitbull

How are ya son. You hate niggers too I assume?

Which would be like bringing home a nigger...

t. canada

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