So what are you going to do now that new zealand's prime minister is both husbandless and catless?

so what are you going to do now that new zealand's prime minister is both husbandless and catless?

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What a wonderful analogy for her incompetent government.

Check the catalogue you fucking sperg

Crazy cat lady looses her reason for living. Since her fat faggoty bf stopped trying to get it up and give her a real human babby

why did you guys elect her anyway? sweden, germany, london have already gone through those motions of being sympathetic towards refugees. it doesn't turn out well and you end up regretting your decision in the future. can't you learn from other country's histories? good thing you have a country of interolerant bogans separating you from the refugees and they generally have to get through us to get to your location.

It can't be that bad already?

poor kitty

we should give her cat
if we are stronk enough to meme things like Brexit or Trump winning we can give one cat to poor old lady

I was going to do a thread on this. A fucking cat with 11k twitter followers gets killed and makes international news. Faggots, childless cat-ladies, and nu-males all mourn the loss of New Zealand's 'First Cat'. Is this peak clown world?

The amount of Indians and Chinese I've seen in my town in the last week is insane.

We have been inundated.

cats are egoistic pieces of shit, press S to spit on grave

now if it was a doggo that died, it would be a different story

.webm related

muh feels

See the dick poking out? Doggo is actually trying to fuck his dead friend. Sorry to ruin your feels faggot.

>11k twitter followers
She made a twitter for her cat?

Are we sure this wasn't just some chink looking for a meal?

She only got 36% of the vote. She got second.
Thing is we operate under a German based MMP system. We voted it in in a referendum back in 96. It was heavily shilled for by the Greens.

She only became PM because the 3rd and 4th placed parties put their support behind her, therefore usurping the highest polling party, who just happened to be in government for the last 9 years.

Shit sucks, but her tenure has gotten off to a rough start. She's looking shaky already.

That is terrible. Hit-and-run drivers should just hang.

Yes, complete with cutesy puns like "not affurliated with the Labour Pawty".

Shitlibs called the cat the "spiritual leader" of the nation.

fpbp

Poor cat.

she has blood on her hands

fake news,
they probably ran over the cat themselves to get a feel good story

post YFW even Chinese DOGGOS have no souls

>Gareth Morgan is already using this to shit on cats

lamo

I'M GONNA BUY HER A NEW CAT

All cats are good cats

you actually believed his post?

what did the cat mean by this?

The only good cats are the cats drenched in napalm. Dogs are the only animal companion worth a shit.

Yeah if you enjoy cleaning up an animals stinking shit dogs are great.

>tfw I found a kitten under the shed at my other property
>tfw I’ve been taking care of it and he is good and strong

This brownie knows what up.

I'll shoot your fucking piece of shit dog.

t. ATF Agent

I'll shoot yours too.

*blocks your path*

Stop being such a faggot. Thanks to MMP we have a government that is looking to curb the amount of chinks and poos arriving rather than encourage it. In case you had forgotten: bluedragons.national.org.nz/

Man if they were as trainable as a good dog, they would be legit as fuck.

I'm going to learn to forget

that wasn't too smart of him to let the crocodil come in the water before ensuring it was dead. i wouldnt be surprised if the crocodil then attempted a barrel roll and got free

...

that twitching at the end hurts ._.

I don't know, that croc wasn't really moving after the kitty got him

Can't they just ship in more cats? I don't think it would be a big deal if your first cat died if you just imported more cats.

t. grogodile egspurt

She won't do shit and you know it

>twitter.com/FirstCatofNZ/status/927984463069323264

>Paddles Ardern-Gayford. She/her. First Cat of New Zealand. Have thumbs, will tweet. Not affurliated with Labour Pawty. Bullies will be SCRATSCHED/blocked.
>they had to put the pronouns for a cat in it's twitter bio

Honestly fucking deserved it the little shit. Cats are nigger animals anyway.

Oh well we had to try something. Letting in 70000 chinks and poos is unacceptable and National were getting too complacent.

I agree we were being flooded by undesirables. My concern is she's gonna flood us with a different type of undesirable. Syrians, Somalians, Iraqis. She's already gone to Australia for the sole purpose of asking for those Manus island rapists. Yep Nats were destroying us, but this stupid sjw bitch is gonna destroy us in a different way.

Seriously doubt the coalitions gonna last that long. Expect them to implode by this time next year. And it'll be over something stupid like greens wanting to take gst off fruit and NZF telling them to fuck off

>she/her
Just end this gay world

What she says before election
>no more asians buying our property

What she says once elected
>capitalism is a failure praise China

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Haven't you read the puff pieces? She really *wants* a family. Just hasn't figured it all out yet...

1) Media got bored after three walkovers. They wanted a horse race so they shilled Labour hard.

2) Government was starting to get stale and arrogant after three terms. They gave Labour too much room on a couple of big issues like housing and immigration.

3) Our finances were starting to look good again so everyone felt it was time for some more gibs.

Very savvy media presence but no depth.

The early signs are not promising.

1) Literally the first act of the new immigration minister was to stay the deportation of a retarded poo-in-loo. We'll be paying him benefits for the next 50 years.
2) Immigration was the second to last item in the coalition agenda just before "other". Doesn't appear to be a priority in the first 100 days either.
3) The hard-on they have for the Manus Islanders.

Labour has always loved immigrants (particularly PIs and Indians) who are reliable voters for them. The current anti-immigration position doesn't really match up with their historical tenancies. You can feel the reluctance.

I think she'll discover virtue signalling isn't popular. Not that social media is anything to go by but I'm impressed to see all the comments across fb; newshub, RNZ, tvone, stuff, all pretty much condemning her and accusing her if forgetting about Kiwis.

she's not a refugee cuck she actually wants to take less than our right wing party which was run by a filthy jew

>The current anti-immigration position doesn't really match up with their historical tenancies.
probably because 85% of ethnic chinese vote national

F

>she's not a refugee cuck
really? i've never known a female politician who isn't apart from pauline hanson.

Retard normies that live next to roads and let their animals outside unsupervised shouldn't be allowed to own pets.

WINNIE SAID HE WOULD FIX IT

but imho a cat should be smart enough to avoid traffic. if it's too dumb to do that it doesn't deserve to continue to contribute to the cat genome

Hey look, Curwen showed up.

How's your faggot doing with the racing portfolio? He's not too tired out, is he?

Yep, the Nats love the chinks.They have slipped from the proud days of the dawn raids

Labour loves the poo-in-loos. Take a look at the pre-2009 immigration by country numbers.

Despite all the chink hating on Sup Forums we actually let in more poo-in-loos.
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Maybe Labour will surprise me by sticking to a last throw of the dice policy announced by Andrew Little. But history and current form suggest otherwise.

F
RIP Paddles he was a nice kitty

He was probably a good socialist kitty who shared his biscuits with other kitties.

>They have slipped from the proud days of the dawn raids
it was labour and kirk who started the dawn raids

What is happening with nat chink mp who literally trained at a PLA spy school.???

>driving to the gym
>see something that looks like a cat slinking across the road, but it's back is too arched to be a cat
>realize it's a raccoon
>look over into the storm drain it crept into and notice it's with another raccoon
>cool, I've never seen raccoons in town before
>work out
>decide I'll drive the same direction back to see if the raccoons are still there
>one is dead in the middle of the road and the other is doing pic related
>it slinks off into the storm drain and doesn't come out again when I show up

Worst part is, knowing the town I'm in, some hick probably swerved to hit it.

>severed spine
>do a barrel roll

Cat is smarter than you dude.

that serves her right

Fuck you, the cat was innocent. It's like letting your retarded child run around outside without supervision. Bitch can't even look after a retard.

It's a fully grown cat (probably). It can take care of itself.

NZ is waking. every kikebook news post has people hating refugees in the top comments

REFUGEES

A cat hater on Sup Forums how times have changed

THAT BITCH JUST ASSUMED THE CATS GENDER

Summed it up perfectly.
This shit surprises me. I've just assumed every cunt who posts on fb just virtue signals. Thought no one told their true thoughts for fear if being labelled a bigot and having their job prospects harmed.

Still, great to see taxcinda under scrutiny already. And what a fucking shambles her party did at the first of Parliament yesterday trying to swear in Mallard as speaker. They looked like fucking amateurs scrambling in a panic trying to work out the numbers, Nats did a great job calling their bluff and negotiating full amount of select committee seats. It was a joy to watch.

When are we gassing the North Islanders?

Fucking count me in mate!

>Bitch can't even look after a retard.
she was having to be PM as well

Don't hate the cat hate the owners.

It's true. You can see the dog getting an erection mate. Dogs are stealth fuckers that don't show it on their faces.