Be me

>be me
>see Its Okay To Be White Post
>wants to help
>prints 30 poster
>buys tape
>buys scissors
>looks around my local uni for cameras
>spots them all
>goes home
>makes plan on getting in, getting out, and where to put posters
>12am
>time for action
>but misplaced scissors
>30 minutes later, I now have scissors
>heads out
>avoids anyone walking by
>doesnt look at cars that go by
>looks away from shops with cameras
>stealthmaster.exe
>gets to starting point
>puts on mask
>hair is blocking eyes
>moves hair
>beanie is pushing mask down
>fixes beanie
>hair is in the way
>10 minutes later
>bingo, I can see
>casually walks in acting like I own the place
>go to where I will start putting up posters
>grabs tape
>cant find the end
>searches for the end of the tape
>idea
>use scissors to cut and end in
>cuts tape
>and finger
>blood goes in tape, posters, scissors, the ground
>its a mess
>thinks I can sill recover
>tries to cut and end
>ruins tape attempting so
>grabs everything and moves around a corner
>still thinks I can recover
>spend 20 minutes making it worse
>quits idea
>walks home
>10 minutes later
>hears something
>drunkstudentsinging.mp3
>am paranoid
>runs away thinking he will stab me
>hides in bush till he's gone
>10 minutes later
>walks again
>swears to self for a while
>hears the moan of a drunk student from far away
>It's him
>I run fast
>tired before noticing that im half way home
>cries the rest of the way home as plan failed terribly
>blame the autism

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gz, your dna is now all over the place and your life is over kiddo

Autism: The Novel

>National Bolshevik
Good riddance.

I laughed

That's not autism, it's pure retardation. wtf user?

Good job Joel.

Are you an albino nigger?