Brit/pol/ (Trip/pol/): Based Triplords Edition

>Priti Patel might be sacked within hours
twitter.com/Peston/status/928017894465769472

>Welsh Labour politician Carl Sargeant found dead after suspension over allegations of inappropriate behaviour towards women
news.sky.com/story/ex-welsh-minister-carl-sargeant-dead-after-suspension-11117363

>Bad day for May [...] "I've never seen anything like it", predicting that the government might even fall apart, precipitating an election next year, Jeremy Corbyn as prime minister and Brexit never coming to pass.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41894534

>Boris Johnson will 'call Iran' after making gaffe that could see UK mother jailed for another 5yrs
rt.com/uk/409015-iran-johnson-ratcliffe-jail/

>Ministers to publish post-EU trade legislation
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41895387

>Dad of adopted baby guilty of murder
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-41889108

>Judge spares mother-of-five from jail after she encouraged UK terror attacks on pro-ISIS Facebook group as he tells her: 'The sooner you get back to your children the better'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5058023/Mother-five-encouraged-terror-attacks-spared-jail.html

>4 men charged with sexual exploitation of young girls in Newcastle
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/nov/03/newcastle-men-jailed-sex-grooming-network-operation-sanctuary

>Jeremy Corbyn refused to share platform with Tony Blair at pro-EU rally, says Gordon Brown
rt.com/uk/409022-corbyn-labour-brown-brexit/

Other urls found in this thread:

flightradar24.com/KQA100
thelondoneconomic.com/news/grimsby-seeks-brexit-exemption-port-industry-despite-voting-70/08/11/
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
youtube.com/watch?v=puJ-arJgkZU
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/11/08/priti-patel-allies-turn-no-10-faces-sack-ordered-back-africa/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxgrove_Man
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5062297/Former-girlfriend-48-murdered-ex-29-acid.html
strawpoll.me/14355081
xvideos.com/video16157889/british_escort_takes_on_a_punter_hotcamscenes.com
youtu.be/XOacA3RYrXk
bbc.co.uk/worldservice/africa/features/storyofafrica/9chapter2.shtml
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

So can we all agree this show was BBC propaganda to make muslims seem friendly?

TICK TOCK PRITI

flightradar24.com/KQA100

>Willy Hitchens.jpg
This is going to be a peaceful thread...

Despite this being an anonymous board that prides itself on this fact - there are people amongst us who believe themselves to be particularly special and above all others here. They believe that their posts and opinions are more highly valued and more important than the contributions of others - these people are known as tripfags.

They are a rotten pustulent cancer that has destroyed this board - along with their allies: The Karenposters and the tranny posters - they have worked tirelessly to derail all forms of rational discussion in favour of their rampant egomania. Their almost unquenchable narcissism has derailed countless discussion and caused a great rift between the formerly united posters of Brit/pol/.

The Tripcunt is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a narcissist, egomaniac, arsehole, attention seeker, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell people to filter his tripcode and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’m a huge fucking cunt I should have gone to Reddit instead.”
You can stop tripfags by simply not responding to them ever. You can hide and filter tripcodes by going to the [SETTINGS] link at the bottom of the page and adding their tripcode to the FILTER option. BE SURE TO HIDE POST STUBS.

This will improve your experience here tenfold - as it has done mine.
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Mate, you're only accepted here because your posts are like bot posts. When you identify the keyword "pope" you post with such regularity it becomes an inhuman form of shitposting.

The tripcunts that have fallen by the wayside, beginning with ttpw, and now with Eddie, Pube, and the others because their tripcuntery was a personal confession. No one cares about your blog. If you don't want to be mobbed off this board, keep your posts formal an impersonal.

>Grimsby seeks "Brexit exemption" for port industry despite voting 70% OUT
thelondoneconomic.com/news/grimsby-seeks-brexit-exemption-port-industry-despite-voting-70/08/11/

>Britcucks

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Delaying the inevitable.

"ur fired"

btfo

>guido doesn't know what holding patterns are
Not surprised, he always struck me as a shitty "journalist".

She's on the final approach.

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>1 person wants a Brexit exemption
>This is somehow news

Some of them are. But the decent ones are probably looked at as traitors by the overwhelming increase of radicals

WN is not accepted here.
He is one of the most banal, annoying, unoriginal, cancerous, self important narcissistic egomaniac cunt to have ever disgraced these threads.
Oh well. Looks like we had a nice few days grace of the Tripcancer being in recession. Going to have to go back to the other brit/pol/ now.

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Bye, don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Final approaching coming.

I'm so tired of these pop-scientists. All they ever do is present analogies explaining how big the universe is.
"Imagine you're a grain of rice. Now the universe is like 10 quadrillion-trillion beaches of sand. Mind blown yet?"

You mean before they nearly wrecked the fishing and before the EU stopped them destroying it totally it like they did with the Herring stocks?

"North Sea fishing rights" may be the meme in Grimsby, but "highly automated factory ships that don't much crew or calls into port" would be closer to the truth. IOW, just the same as every other industry since the 1950s.

what happened to eddie, did he finally get drunk enough to pull the trigger?

You have to go back Farooq ibn Germanistan al Jihad.

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK!

fucking manlets when the fuck will they ever learn?

Touchdown.

Some of them indeed are, but why? the taqiya(?) thing gets it so muddled, are they being nice to win me over? are they genuinely nice?

>WN couldn't even stay away for more than 5 days
who'll be back next? honk or pube

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews

Plane touching down

>you have 6 gorillion new messages

Where's she going?

PLANE HAS BEEN COMMANDEERED AND RUN INTO THE GRASS

ball of flames besides the M25

How long until you break down and post another whinging rant?

WN is one of the best tripfriends.

Honk, because he's an unstable attention whore

Reminder that if Priti isn't fired then May will be gone within months, if not weeks.

Give it a week.

This Priti Patel thing seems so overblown for what it actually is
When they keep having to remind us that it is serious news, it makes it seem not actually that serious at all

Mossad dindu nuffin

Why does it matter

He was nice. He never posted on topic though.

She held undeclared meetings with agents of a foreign government. It is fucking serious, you Tory shill.

>Using tax payers cash to visit an area not even recognised by the UK (Golan Heights) to meet with a foreign power that has already tried to subvert our political system and admitted so on camera last year.

>Putting the nation at risk from attacks by PLO or other sympathetic groups to Palestine

Seriously now? There's plenty of things she's done wrong with this and she should be punished for it.

t. Yakub Friedbergsteinwitzskylevy of the Cohenservative friends of Isrealhell.

He came back a changed man, but has disappeared again.

I know, he was a cutie, but an unstable attention whore.

Until then he is generally going to make this place unbearable to post in, he'll spam images, he'll call other posters 'Nonces' and 'Anonymongs' and act smug or start to post long winding quotes that nobody cares about until eventually every post he makes has zero responses.

>Tripcunt reaches maturity and begins to look for a suitable host.
>Does not want to compete with other large groups of attention seekers and narcissists on other websites and wants to appear to be special on place known for being Anonymous
>Attaches itself to its host, the Brit/pol/ thread and starts attention whoring it up, circle jerking off other tripcunts and agreeing with them.
>Attempts to start making threads and claiming that Brit/pol/ is only there because of their special efforts to keep it alive.
>Anons start to leave the thread for other places, often the other chans brit/pol/ or they stop posting here altogether
>Few Anons that are left begin to boil with hatred and start to bully and target the tripcunts, calling them out on inconsistencies, mocking them for their previous posts, using any weakness they have against them.
>After a concerted and dedicated campaign by anons to unhinge and crack the fragile ego of the tripcunt - they are invariably successful. By this stage the Anonymous posters of Brit/pol/ have already won.
>The tripcunt begins to lash out in pain and confusion at the other posters - becoming more and more desperate and obnoxious. They will start to spam threads, they will become aggressive, they will lash out.
>Tripcunt either ends up doxxed and stops posting forever or cracks into pieces making a long, tearful and cringing post claiming how nobody appreciated them and that everyone else is to blame and that Brit/pol/ is shit now.
>Other two-bit attention whores see the vacuum left by the tripcunt and rush to take its place, unknowing the same will happen to them,

>will bring down more cabinet members by the end of the day
Someone just said this on BBC news, who else is going?

>MFW I want to post a feels post and realize just before posting this isn't brit/feel/
I actually don't mind honk desu
But I want May gone NOWWWWW user!

I agree with you, the coverage is a bit much. It is indeed a sackable offence but the press smells blood because it involves a Brexiteer in an unpopular government, and it's also unfolding on a very slow news day.

Boris?

t. CFI

May needs to fucking grow a pair, I don't know if it's the diabetes or her cuck cabinet making her weak but she really needs to grow a fucking spine and tell the EU to go fuck themselves. I'm sick of this appeasement, she is the appeaser and it needs to fucking stop.

youtube.com/watch?v=puJ-arJgkZU

True enough. All forms of trip and name fagging is attention seeking.

A remainer Labour MP killed himself a couple of days ago, I think we're good.

Okay Brit/pol/
I'm actually gone now
Farewell.

That's all I meant by it, the coverage is too much
Following a plane and showing it actually land, etc.

Hello

Millennial Woes: "As an Englishman I hope he will apologise for slavery"

Wait what.

The comments from the niggers on twitter were absolute insanity.

Read:

You aren't capable of leaving.

Fucking hell lads I can't wait..

I knew that going to university would offer me new opportunities but this is really more than I ever could have hoped for.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/11/08/priti-patel-allies-turn-no-10-faces-sack-ordered-back-africa/

Priti crashing this Govt with no survivors

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxgrove_Man

When is the cut off point?

Post a picture of a suicide vest, I double dare you! You can't get out of that now user.

Buy yourself one of these flags and show up as an international supporter of the Arab Socialist Ba'ath Party.

user, she's been incompetent since she was in cabinet, its never going to happen.
Bye WN I don't actually remember your posts but I'll be sad to see you go I guess
Nu-Male Genocide when Eternal Ally? they keep saying they want whites to die yet they don't kill themselves already!
Being forced back to Kenya in itself is quite cruel - who knew may could be so cruel
Do it user post a pic of a suicide bomber on it

Is this the 'shadow' government flexing its muscles?

BURN THE COAL!

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5062297/Former-girlfriend-48-murdered-ex-29-acid.html

strawpoll.me/14355081

don't trust them. they might act nice and normal when they're around us, but when they're among their own their real faces come out.

Who here has their LGBTQI approved Poppy?
Over 30% of the Armed Forces are gay, much like the rest of the population
And yet, for the past century men, women, transgender and gender fluid people all over the country have joined in with Remembrance Day by wearing a poppy symbolises straight white men whilst disregarding the contributions of gay people, ethnic minorities and Muslims during the first and second world war.

You do want to recognise the sacrifice they made for the UK don't you?

It’s time to ditch the red and white poppies and bring in the rainbow poppy. The only inclusive poppy! It’s the current year, why hasn’t anyone thought of this yet?

I saw a british porno last night with an actress that looked like a younger pritti patel

0/10 spelt 'muppet' wrong

Poundshop WN

>Over 30% of the Armed Forces are gay, much like the rest of the population
The latest statistical research suggests it's closer to 60% mate.

Should call it the Poopy.

Reminder that Robert Peston was not told anything by anyone and he just made it up based on sheer logic.

What are you saying?

(((Robert Peston))) cannot be trusted.

Someone needs to post that picture of Corbyn smiling with Stalin faded in the background.

Please post it I beg you.

these tripfags are wrong at a time when priti patel dramas are still going on
I encourage all tripfags to put aside the trip, get around the table, and work out a solution for hard working /brit/polers

link please

lol
the grundian has a live feed on the sacking of pritti patel.

may must do it before the 6 o'clock news.

WN:

>hell yes I'm pious enuss

I will kind of miss Priti's face. It's a nice face, good genetics there but she's stupid.

>"this may be priti patel's last ride in a ministerial car"
kek

xvideos.com/video16157889/british_escort_takes_on_a_punter_hotcamscenes.com

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Priti has left the airport
Imagine if her convoy got sniped by mossad or something en route

'Within hours' implies 3, maybe 4 hours at the most. It's been 18 hours since that tweet, therefore the correct term would've been 'likely to be sacked TOMORROW'.
He totally made it up to be the first verified journalist to 'report' it - ostensibly so he gets more retweets which helps promote his new book.

>Asking a tripcunt to put aside their chronic, severe narcissism for just one second to join in with the rest of the posters here who see no need to be an attention whore on an anonymous imageboard

Isabel 'Plain Jane' Hardman is on sky jews:

youtu.be/XOacA3RYrXk

Muh slavery

King of Bonny (Nigeria): "We think this trade must go on. That is the verdict of our oracle and the priests. They say that your country, however great, can never stop a trade ordained by God himself."

"It would be a mistake to frighten the King of Kumasi and the Ashantis generally on the question of slavery. We cannot sweep away their customs and institutions all at once. Domestic slavery should not be troubled at present."

Songhay: "...here there is a certain place where slaves are sold, especially on those days when the merchants are assembled. And a young slave of fifteen years of age is sold for six ducats, and children are also sold. The king of this region has a certain private palace where he maintains a great number of concubines and slaves."

Ghezo of Dahomey (Benin): "The slave trade is the ruling principle of my people. It is the source and the glory of their wealth…the mother lulls the child to sleep with notes of triumph over an enemy reduced to slavery…"

bbc.co.uk/worldservice/africa/features/storyofafrica/9chapter2.shtml

According to Tim Shipman she last checked her WhatsApp at 3:18pm.

Who said the coverage is too much?

telegraph analysis - Patel is being made a scapegoat, it is not credible that the Foreign Office knew about these meetings but Downing Street did not. She left for Uganda after apologising and being told that she was safe - now they are bowing to pressure.

She is going to be pretty angry if she is sacked and she could do some pretty hard damage to Downing Street. No 10 is being naive, the prime minister will create an even bigger problem for herself if she sacks Priti.