to send naked pictures to themselves in Facebook messenger. These pictures are automatically scanned and put in a database, so that no one else can publish naked pictures of those Australian women.
Genius idea of Zuckerberg. Next step: all women aged 14-17.
>1997 "Don't give out your personal information, the internet is full of nasty people!" >2017 "Upload your nudes to us so we can protect you."
how times have changed
Asher Brooks
someone archive that shit
Samuel Carter
Out of the metric tons of other websites the images can be posted and hosted on, at least it won't be hosted on Facebook right? It's not like you can link to the image off another host right? This can't be real
Leo Jones
im doing it im going to start a website that does exactly what fb says it does but ill say we stretch it to other websites on the net *just 3 others also owned by me but those are details also in those details it says that after a year i can sell and do whatever i want with the pics.
John Robinson
Now we just need an Australian/shitposter to infiltrate them and release the images.
Jose Harris
> (OP) >Now we just need an Australian/shitposter to infiltrate them and release the images. Absolutely. The release of this leak will be enormous. 10 million Aussie girls, all butt naked, with their FB profile data connected and addresses etc., all in their natural butt naked state.
Brayden Ross
It's funny how this could easily be exploited. For example with campaign or brand logos. Or are you annoyed from someone? Just let all their images that they share at facebook be blocked.
Retarded idea
Oliver Gomez
>at least it won't be hosted on Facebook right? Exactly, who cares that thousand of neckbeards will fap to your titpics? At least your normie grandmother won't see them.
Here is an idea, why not stop taking pics of yourself naked?
Jonathan Martinez
This is psychological manipulation. If you chose to trust something with nude pictures of you, you're more likely to trust it for everything in the future. Women are literally entering a relationship with facebook itself.
Camden Parker
>Here is an idea, why not stop taking pics of yourself naked? ... ahmm Ahmed, that's... that's... you know freedom and shit. 40% of Aussie girls film themselves while having sex and take naked pics. Can't stop this, it is sexist to stop it.
We must stop the internet instead!
Elijah Cruz
>tfw cucked by FB
David Jenkins
I have a crazy idea why don't people take responsibility for their own life and not allow people to take naked photographs. If one happens to get taken and posted then why don't your accept the reality of the situation and your complicity in the act. Why must everyone ask for some nebulous parent figure, either government of a corporation, to police their life?
Adam King
>after a year >not the next minute
>only women Bit sexist isn't it?
James Garcia
>1997
(You) mean 2010?
Gabriel Kelly
>send me your nudes an ssn’s What the fuck zuck.
Austin Bell
Nobody asked for this.
Hudson Clark
Sounds like a great way to get all the whores nudes. Women should have their nudes posted at their place of work, school etc so they can be shamed for being such gigantic whores
Aaron Russell
Turns out all the Indians on Facebook asking for bob were Zuckerberg the whole time
Connor Peterson
cant just immediately release it a year should give me enough time to build up the database idiot
Lucas Morgan
Zuck's just testing his power. He has bigger plans than this
Colton Adams
Well you don't have to release it immediately... but that you can do whatever you want after a minute...
Austin Allen
...
Benjamin Butler
he's got a prettier face than her.
Luke Watson
no in the late 1990s the internet was viewed as a dangerous place full of strange people 2010 everyone was on social networks already
Charles Torres
that was the motto of the early 90's.
no identifiable info should ever be released on the internet.
Parker Hernandez
I still don't use any personal information and I use alias's on all social media - except Linkedin
Ryan Parker
CAN'T KEK THE ZUCC
Aaron Ward
this have to be zuck testing how stupid people can be.
Connor Rogers
Why doesn't Facebook just release a hashing program to generate the hashes they store for this? Why do you need to upload nudes to Facebook for them to generate the hashes?
Hunter Morris
Youtube used to tell people to never put personal information on the internet. A few years later Google bought it and is asking for said information all the fucking time.
Tyler Parker
Lebfag are you still alive? Big happenings are on the horizon
Benjamin Walker
Go-go Hackerman!
Kevin Clark
nigger it's nothing, SA isn't gonna do shit, we didn't declare war.
Landon Myers
I wonder what could possibly go wrong, right.
Christian Cook
The problem isn't with people uploading photos that they took. The problem is dumb roasties seem to think that nudes are all the rage, and that the person taking them would never use them for evil or profit.
This is fucking retarded. People are fucking stupid. Don't want your naked pictures on the net, don't take naked pictures lol.
Nathan Young
>change a single pixel of a nude >totally new hash Tada, the pic now gets past the filtering service
Chase Adams
Thats brilliant! From now on, Im the acting supervisor.
Nicholas Anderson
It's even more sinister than that. See If Facebook decides they don't want a certain person running for a public office, all they'd need to do would be to (((leak))) the nudes.
Benjamin Gutierrez
>Hey stacey, We at facebook would like to inform you that your tits have been uploaded without your consent >I mean, yeah, now you know
Jason Hughes
>Pixel limit reached. Saggy exception at address 00B2C34E
Fuck this, Im outta here
Ayden Brown
well yeah but whats the point in saying that? i mean its like saying when i go walking i use my feet! everyone knows. we were talking about releasing it not me viewing it. lrn2read
Kevin Evans
Probably because I'm to tired...
Thomas Torres
the lawsuit will bankrupt them.
Henry Perez
haha i hear you
Isaac Baker
>Facebook employees faces when they figured they can use a good excuse to make bitches send bobs
Nathan Campbell
If it just blindly blocks the pictures without checking what’s in them we could have some fun with this. >make female fb accounts >send leftist memes, antifa propaganda etc. to yourself, thus blocking it Or throw a spade of sand between the gears >make accounts for pornstars >send thousands of pics of said whores >either someone will need to audit manually or their systems get overloaded if done enough
Jonathan Wright
desu if they do this in a professional efficient manner (lel) they won't store the full pictures, just whatever they consider the signature, something like a checksum or a 64x64 two tone version. So the only way this is gonna happen is if the pooinloos in charge of this make a point to actually store the bobs and the vagenes.
So if it ever get leaked then you'll know pooinloos fapped to this first
Chase Myers
this, it easier goes through some human review (jej) to know what's legit or not or it can be exploited. The only other possibility is that they use one of those porn or not algorithms, but it's not 100% reliable.
Eli Ramirez
This doesn't even make sense. If you give facebook a nude photo then it will only recognize that specific photo. Are you going to upload every nude photo you ever take to facebook before sending it somewhere else?
Brody Long
>just whatever they consider the signature, something like a checksum or a 64x64 two tone version Could we generate pictures that cover every possible variant of those? This just begs for a raid.
Matthew Ross
404 waistline not found
Elijah Campbell
that's the idea :^) send all the bobs
They could combine facial recognition with porn-detection to know if something might be porn of someone it knows, but no, better to send all the vagena pics
Nathaniel Brooks
Genius right? they will have material to fap themselves to death,tricky jews are tricky.
Landon Walker
>not knowing they can detect image using sourrounding pixels
Connor Sullivan
YFW This is just an advaanced ploy by all the H1B Pajeets at Facebook to get Vegana and Bob pics
Kayden Jones
no, there's 1.0443888814131525066917527107166e+1233 possible combinations
Easton Bennett
CRIMINALLY underrated post
Joseph Foster
Jesus fucking H christ on a stick ..... this cant be real ..... people cannot possibly be this stupid
how long before these photos get hacked?????
How about this senpai ..... your computer shouldn't even know your real name or contain any personal information my computer doesnt have a single photo of me! my computer does not know my name, address, or contain any banking information
I do banking through my phone, and all pictures of family are there too i have a stand alone air gapped computer for family use --- that never connects to internet no spergbook, no twatter one portable hardrive that has all our photos, and it never connects to internet and of course, the kicker ..... my wife and I dont take any "nude" pictures of ourselves or children .... ever, for any reason
FFS .... its like theres an idiot born every second
TLDR: your phone is your wallet, your computer is for shitposting, gaming and browsing, facebook is for faggots
Benjamin Martin
Kek, this is genius. You can even sell them and the hacker Sup Forums can release them later
Brody Cruz
Send to me too, just to be safe
Owen Sullivan
>tfw only abbo users send nudes
Ethan Taylor
My god it's the motherload
Jayden Brown
In tomorrow's news >truckload of lotion and tissues has arrived at Zuckerberg's mansion
Ethan Bell
I remember Youtube warning users against putting their personal information on the web back in 2011. A few short years later, (((they))) began encouraging it.
Daniel Moore
THIS Someone start phishing for some random dumb aussie qts.
Jeremiah Cruz
We should really get on this.
Evan Martin
Where do I sign up to do quality control? I'll work for free.
Adrian Thompson
>Now we just need an Australian/shitposter to infiltrate them and release the images. My wife and I laughed about this scenario. Think about this. All these women send in nudes to facebook....Now they legally own their own image...Until someone hacks Facebook and releases the images....Now does the person need to submit another NUDE?
The laws are fucked. That much is sure.
Owen Bell
>the limited program is avaliable in the US, UK and Canada as well. Top fucking kek westerners only. The zuck is racist as fuck
Tyler Nguyen
So the AI configured itself right, from scratch, right ? They didn't have like programmers loading up boobs n vaggies and writing software and testing all the various possible images - bdsm and all the entry points and duals and orgy pics, right, because that would be supremely perverted. So this means artificial intelligence is real.
Brandon Rodriguez
Imagine if you created a site that looks superficially like the legitimate service and spread word among normies that this is where you upload your nudes "for protection".
Brayden Jones
waiting until i find a better job so i can leave Facebook. nothing but cheap asians, white hipster faggots, and stinky pajeets here.
Asher Murphy
>Facebook saying the wall starts at 46
Colton Diaz
We need to create sockpuppet girl accounts and submit every known photo of zuccerberg until he's wiped off of the platform
Gavin Mitchell
Yes!!
Aiden Nguyen
...
Isaiah Russell
wrong, its not about that picture, unless they upload every picture that is ever taken of them it is about identifying new pictures
Isaac Miller
isn't an image of a bare chested flat chested 18+ woman considered child porn in straya? zuckerberg's got some explaining to do
Kevin Adams
I can put a filter on it or draw a line using paint and post it anyway. How retarded...
William Garcia
Wouldn't the best way to prevent pictures of yourself appearing all over the internet be not to snap pictures of your smoo in the first place.?
Landon King
Service is being run by Israeli cyber security group Black Cube.
Tyler Jones
Who the fuck would want kikenberg to have nudes of them in some jerkoff database?
What the fuck is wrong with people today?
Oliver Green
>Jew who owns company he stole from goyim is on public record calling anyone who trusts him a "dumb fuck" >also owns Instagram and sells people's personal photos/information posted there to state and corporate actors >wants you to send him your nudes I'm absolutely positive nothing bad will ever happen.
William Morales
Here's a whacky idea. Don't be a degenerate whore and send nudes to people.
Carter Roberts
It turns out that head transplant was highly successful. Now zuckbot is looking for a new body so he can be the woman he knew he always has been.
ROFLLMFAO, this cannot be real. This can....not possibly be real, no way normies are dumb enough to fall for this shit.
Brayden Turner
Bringing human trafficking into the uber generation. Thank Zuckerberg your masters will be happy.
Elijah Gomez
that's not how it works... as the user said, change a single pixel and hash is different making this idea totally useless
Justin Anderson
wtf i'm a zuckold now
Nicholas Brown
>send us your nude pics over the internet so we can prevent your nude pics from being sent over the internet this sounds like what happens when you hire h1b pajeets to develop technology
Colton Rivera
Sounds like another fappening waiting to happen.
Noah Reyes
It's real. And it will be as spectacular as Sup Forums's "Piss Pants For Equality" prank.
Jaxson Powell
Ok, makes sense........, Unfkn Believable?!!! I read story on zero hedge last nite or this morning, early. I could say more but why?
Adrian Wright
He just needs OC for the FB fap threads on /b
Joseph Perez
So with all these celebs having their nudes leaked from online storage places. And Zuckerberg now wants millions of womens nude pics?
This isint going to end well. Wait till the hackers leak everything.