HOW TO BECOME BLACK?

Sorry guys, but whiteness is a disease... whites are subhumans... how make my skin black???

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Melanotan 2

please gib whiteness. I would kill.my family for it

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crawl into an oven and let it burn away the impurities

Try this OP

No sane person would want to be black over white

Be Russian

this is a fucking old topic you idiot
drink colloidal silver

(OP)
you cantry an oven or you could jump in tar

You can't be a nigger but you're ruski so basically the same thing

>"russian" wants to be black
go fuck some niggers in my country if you like you stupid cunt

Came here to post this but some kangaroo fucker had the same idea, I see

Anyone have the “black man is the ideal man, first let’s start with his penis” copypasta that gets everyone on this bitch ass site in their feelings? I can’t seem to find it.

Russians are white((( I want my skin to be black, like average american

Rub some of this all over

Get a lobotomy. You can't look black, but you can think black.

change your race. Be transrace

most of africa has no written language...let alone electricity...

keep suckin your own dick nigger

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why? pure whites will be extinct in a few years.

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It's not about skin color, it's about low IQ and propensity towards violence. Just get a frontal lobotomy and smoke a lot of PCP

Obviously you have to burn it to a darker shade. Sun tanning isn't powerful enough to turn you black. You have to cover your body in gasoline and light it on fire.
You h

This. You must destroy a lot of neocortical tissue to have a negro brain.

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Eat more chocolate.

I want my IQ be as low as average American(((
I don't want to be smart white Russian

>russia
who could have guessed

> slav
> smart

choose one

Race is more than skin deep. No matter how dark you are able to get the skin, you'll never be "black".

If you want the darkest skin possible here is what you can do.
1. Obtain Melanotan II. This is a peptide you inject subcutaneously that increases melanin production which is responsible for skin pigmentation
2. On it's own, it's not that great, but with sun exposure and a tanning bed, you can become as darker than your average black person.
3. ???

I did this whenever I lived in Australia so I didn't need to use the sunscreen jew. Never went full black but I came close.
Overall, I'd recommend it. However, nobody is going to think you are not white. If anything, the lesser races looking to become white (the ones that bleach and sun deprive themselves) will hate you even more because here you are, darker then them, and yet you still are "whiter" than them because of your facial and racial characteristics that exist outside of the narrow confines of the skin.

Russians aren't Slavs. We are real Aryans.

get in the oven , you will be black in no time

rub shit on yourself.

>Black guy posing as white adonis
lol, the guy in the picture wishes he could be white.

It’s easy : shit the most productive diarrhea you can get out from your anus and just spread the shit all over you body. Wait for the shit to stick to your skin : there you go, you are a shitskin. and right after that, kys.

Lucky for you, Russians are neither smart nor white.

U'r russian, u'r already a nigger brah.

Paint, but only use brands that have a skull andcrossbones or a skeletal hand, those symbols means it goes straight to the bone. Even your bones will be blak

Kill yourself and choose "Race: Black" when you get to the respawn window.

> t. american nigger
I wanna be dumb and black like you ((((((((((((((((99999

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>HOW TO BECOME BLACK?
Self-immolation.
Do it faggot.

go full sharpie

Put soot from your chimney all over your face and don't shower so you stink of body odor.

get a tan you pale caveman

Just be yourself, OP

Cover your body white shit.

Start shooting krokodil.

t. some descendant of Genghis Khan