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A stick that comes back when you throw it.
yeah thats magic.
A hollow stick
The big red rock
getting memed on this fucking board 24/7
No walking on big red rock brudda
They achieved the top score for ugliest species of humanoid on the planet.
Humpy
Most resistant to noxious fumes.
That's nothing to sneeze at considering how tiny, isolated, and globally unimportant their culture is.
Then why exactly did the settlers breed so heavily with them? Aussies, man, I tell ya...
Not trying to take over Australia from the Anglos. I think they know their place not to mess with the strongest the Anglos have to offer
i cant believe some aussies breed with them
How to sue tafe students for money, then declare yourself bankrupt when the case is overturned so you don't have to pay the money back.
Well at least they have some culture to look back at. Unlike your newborn state.
>Abbos didn't try to steal my jail
You're denser than lead, m8
>he hasn’t taken the abopill yet
lol fukken skinwalkers
sleeping on the road because their animal instincts take them somewhere warm for sleep
>Well at least they have some culture to look back at.
50,000 years of sticks. Only about 300 times longer than Germoney has been a country.
Can defeat an emu.
managing to look worse than negroids
Songlines are actually pretty damn cool tqh
Secret Women's Business.....
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tl:dr
Abo women say can't build bridge because two rivers joining into one is abo female fertility and bleeding cunt sacred bullshit.
Royal Commission costing millions held.
After all that money wasted bridge built.
Years later some abo comes forward and says he was sitting around a campfire drunk with those women smoking pot and they made the whole thing up.
I would eat at Abbo Fried Emu
Are they KANGZ?
The bush is a lonely place.
They have massive contributions to this planet, they sniff petrol by the gallon and turn into great fertiliser once dead. Considering their life expectancy is so low it is like they are willingly turning into plant food.
Discovery that outback roads can keep you warm on a cold winters night
Turning a jungle into a desert
The other day they found the oldest humanoid fossil in germoney. So much for the out of africa theory. For some reason I got banned for posting about this, by the way.
Eugenics.
That's a great service to the barren, blazing, scabrous rock to which your kind have been sentenced these past centuries.
Any hole's a goal, cunt.
Poles had them as well.
like 50,000 years ago or something daft
This musical masterpiece.
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>I got banned for posting about this, by the way.
We wuz Germonkeys N Sheeit
Making Aussies look smart.
>Not posting the height of music as an art medium
They managed to replace the monsters in my nightmares.
>the oldest humanoid fossil in germoney
Leave Merkel out of this!
And this is the kind of reply I've been missing lately. What's up with you guys, some sort of spider invasion or another hazard which keeps you from posting like you used to?
Cute video, kinda catchy.
1:47
AHAHAHAHA what the fuck is that shit????
well I guess not bows
They are the only peoples to never discover archery
It’s 9am now, neet are sleeping, others are working
They made John Glenn's piss seem all magical and shit.
I always lose it when they start cracking up
Populating the US.
No Bully. It's SRS bizness
It's gibberish. They're talking gibberish.
> mfw expecting Papalazarou to walk in.
You ain't seen nothing yet.
>No Bully.
IM GERMAN I DONT BULLY
They're such a disgrace that they make my people look cultured, intelligent, and productive members of society.
Catchy af
1. Just woke up.
2. Melbourne cup was Tuesday, most of us were hungover yesterday.
3. I don't know, saving for Christmas means we're all actually working?
whistling dicks are one
oh, and there's dick scissoring too
They know
not a single one of them has something beautiful
they fucking ugly
They say native american's are originally from Asia. Some of them kind of look it. Eskimos, especially. What about abbos? they're arguably the ugliest race on the planet. Who the fuck were they decedents of?
Cowboys, Adolph.
Check meet Mate
Melanin jew
Aboriginals sure replaced niggers that’s for sure
they also have the biggest eye cavities
hurray, yet another abo accomplishment
surviving 50000 years of inbreading
somalishits are not far behind.
Fire after forgetting how to make it.
TOP OF THE POPS
> /me goes into record shop
> do you have that new petrol sniffing song?
wtf they ugly + retarded
not getting invaded for thousands of years
which one of them is the captain?
Thats good banter keep it up
...
Easy when your surrounding nations are all shit.
Having in average IQ of 64.
They can make a rain stick sound like a musical instrument that doesn't sound like a musical instrument?
They majority didn't even invent blankets. They slept with dogs. A cold night was called a 3 dog night and a warm one 1 or 2 dog night depending on how many dogs they slept with.
Sounds comfy as fuck Bruce.
Sleep on the road.
Kek! Holy shit man, that's brutal
>Average IQ of 64
Those are all abbos? they look like pajeets on steroids
Abos look like they smell really, really bad
is there sauce on this? is the a webm?
i like watching batshit insane sjw vidyas
>pajeets on steroids
That's a pretty accurate description of them
>roamin' the damn desert
>playin' the damn didgeridoo
>eatin' lizards 'n shieeet
Saving already? Your xmas is like in July, get a better job.
blokes not marrying blokes for 50,000 years
soon skippy x
Jesus chrsit we really aren't all that far removed from animals when you boil things down.
Being wise enough not to start a losing war with emus.
holy fucking whiplash
Well at least they slept with the dogs instead of skinning them for their pelts to stay warm.