>Bad day for May [...] "I've never seen anything like it", predicting that the government might even fall apart, precipitating an election next year, Jeremy Corbyn as prime minister and Brexit never coming to pass. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41894534
Will /AreMair/ be revered in 20 years as a hero you think
Adam Gray
DON'T GET IN A TRIFLE
BIN THAT AIR RIFLE
coming to you soon:
License required (Like a Firearms Certificate)
Gun cabinet required
Trigger lock required
Henry Lewis
fpbp implying Caroline shouldn't be put in a noose I'm surprised it wasn't channel 4 first desu Wasted trips but sure I'd go on youtube spout Sup Forums memes and a patreon lad seems to work for most people who are passable >Pic could be relevant in a few weeks THE STATE OF SCOTLAND
Kevin Watson
Had a Universal Credit appointment today and I just told them I was suicidal so there's no point looking for a job because I know I won't be able to keep it. Which is actually true. But all I had to do was debase myself in a room full of people and I still get my bennies in 4 days without actually having to do anything.
Thanks taxpayers.
Justin Davis
If you stopped giving them to fucking kids to play about with outside of a range then this wouldn't be a problem.
Ayden Scott
mummy may jealous of priti so she sacked her true story
Joseph Williams
>1 post by this ID I actually hope it stays this way.
Aiden Green
>Autism PIP gibs cancelled because i didn't act autistic enough infront of the assessor. went way 3 trains to walthamstow just to be called a normie
Chase Cooper
Even the working class are better than you. Do you at least have qualifications to fall back on when the money-pot inevitably dries up?
Parker Edwards
How the fuck do they get away with justifying banning shit like this just because some retard shot a baby one time but they think its ridiculous to ban muslims when the blow up children, do they genuinly believe their own logic or do they have another agenda
cuck, there should be zero legislation on air rifles you bootlicker
Jeremiah Morris
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Samuel Carter
Appeal it.
Luis Lopez
Muh crumbly cheese
Jace Howard
Ban assault air rifles. (Again)
Power cap 50ft/s No magazines No semi auto Spring only Must be painted in neon orange Must wear hi Vis and goggles
Andrew Garcia
>Even the working class are better than you That's unarguably true. >Do you at least have qualifications to fall back on Dropped out of school at 16 following a failed suicide attempt. Had a couple of jobs in the 4 years since, lost all of them.
I'm essentially human garbage.
Aaron Morgan
Fucking hell. Poor kid.
I assume they mean lead rifles/pistols that you kill rabbits or rats with?
Imagine having one of those things lodged in your brain. Jesus.
Paki IQ overnight.
Andrew Young
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Wyatt Murphy
Were you on PIP already but you got reassessed and then failed the reassessment?
Xavier Collins
I'd dress in short skirts and high heels, and walk down dark streets, in the roughest parts of London and just see what happens?
Jason Anderson
Do you have any plans for the future, even vague ones?
Lucas Walker
NG2 braaap
Brody Reed
Good, air rifles are dangerous weapons. we should also ban knives but allow streets to have 1 (one) communal knife with which to cut veg and meat. It worked well in Edo Japan
Colton Moore
What are the long term prospects for this strategy? Are you going to have to continuously up the stakes at each meeting to keep getting those sweet bens? i.e. turn up with "self harm" marks on your wrists next time? Ligature marks around your neck, etc...
Seems like this approach could spiral out of control.
Samuel Fisher
What prevents you from doing the honourable thing?
Adrian Nelson
yeah but i think it was DLA before
Robert Ortiz
With Priti Patel likely to be fired, what about other government ministers who may want to go to Ireland and folic with the local Micks, giving them the pats they desire? Will they have to tell their PM every time they want to give an Irishman a pat?
Caleb Gomez
>A new identitarian movement has launched in the United Kingdom, the group – known as Identity Britannia – promises to expose the double-standards and anti-British bias in the media and government organisations. >As stage 1 of their plan, Identity Britannia has vowed to focus on the disgraceful cover-up of child-exploitation by Islamic grooming gangs and their enablers in the local authorities and national government.
Adam Anderson
I have another appointment in three weeks. I'll kill myself soon. Probably in late January. It would be extremely cruel to my family to kill myself around Christmas.
All I have to do is keep up the act until then. Already got self harm marks on my arms so it shouldn't be too hard.
As stated, I'll be doing the honorable thing in the relatively near future.
Joseph Bennett
I'd find a nice boy to settle down with and have babies
Noah Brown
What if someone tries to stab someone with the communal knife?
John Harris
Take steroids, hit the gym and find out, it's scary af
Joshua Bennett
Watch the Terrorist Act 2000 decapitate this group in a matter of days.
Fuck you Amber Rudd.
Isaac Ward
Hmmm, guess we should do with a communal knife owner then. one per 10,000 or something
Dominic Powell
Okay. I've heard some people on DLA have not been meeting the criteria for PIP when assessed. What will you do now user?
Christian Gomez
That's against the rules
Nicholas Peterson
Why?
Charles Reyes
>THE PUBLIC DON'T WANNA KNOW ABOUH IT
Logan Lee
I'll probably be joining you.
Alexander Rogers
Image courtesy of Sup Forums and the latest anglo meme girl. You'll be seeing a lot of her in 2018 when Index's "Brexit arc" is animated which will incite a lot of shitposting on both boards.
Noah Lopez
Do a shitton of hard drugs prior to commiting suduko. May as well live carelessly and free if you are to be dead soon
Elijah Morris
I'll look you up on the other side.
Dominic Phillips
Me three, is that enough for a pact?
Grayson Moore
Never been much of a drug user to be honest. Alcohol and nicotine aside. Heroin is excellent but Christ is it expensive.
Besides £250 a month of bennies only gets you so far as hard drugs go.
Kayden Stewart
If you're this far gone you could probably make the case that you should be committed for your own well being. Might this appeal to you? I expect you'd be lavished with every course and therapy out there.
Josiah Watson
That offshore whore won't have to, there's no platform here to get any info mainstream.
Benjamin Barnes
This is fucking bleak.
Oliver Rogers
I don't want to get better. I want to die.
Henry Evans
pls not another Brit/pol/ Suicide Pact one has been enough for this country
Josiah Reed
>Identity Britannia Is this another one why does british far right love splintering
Austin Ward
I'd say take out loans but you'd be declined on account of having no income. Idk do whatever it takes to maximise your dopamine output. That's what I'd do if I were ready to die
Jacob Reyes
The state has virtually garunteed its doom by these cucky unnatural laws.
When the civil war starts every law will be chucked out the window and that my friend, is when we take delicious revenge.
Elijah Parker
Fair enough, user. I understand that feel.
Kevin White
The world is a mess. The world is as angry as it gets.
Jackson Wood
And here's me, the resident tranny with no suicidal inclination at all...
Are you sure you aren't repressed transwomen
Landon Murphy
I did it again lads.
I put BBC 5 Live on the Radio and it made me want to drive me car off the road...
Hunter Cooper
At least I'll go knowing I made a couple of friends
Ethan Roberts
>anglo meme girl. W-Who is that, Anglo-senpai? You mean there is another Anglo waifu for me to MICK?
Colton Butler
So tired lads
Also Theresa May is a bad prime minister
Sebastian Sanchez
I've actually had a few pre-approved credit cards come through in the post. I've never taken them up on it because as I understand it the debt would fall to my next of kin. Which obviously is an incredibly cruel thing to do on top of a suicide.
Can I fuck you before I top myself?
Logan Hernandez
>I expect you'd be lavished with every course and therapy out there. You've got to be joking. Contemporary mental health treatment is a fucking disaster. You'll be laughed at be foreign doctors (what few they even have left of those), forcefully medicated and turned out on to the streets. They want you to kill yourself. They can't be bothered to help people.
Samuel Howard
Do you have a source and/or personal experience of what you've said?
Thomas Myers
i dont get how owen jones L O C A L politics will go further than a few council seats in essex
Christian Russell
They should just make euthanasia safe, encouraged and legal
Samuel Moore
D-don't listen to radio 4, they're not trying to pretend anymore, you'll be looking for the next passing truck to slam into
You haven't seen anything yet. Wait until massive portions of western civilisation collapse.
Asher Perez
Why do you want to suicide anyway? What's your daily routine like?
Matthew Price
Clearly not the father, his got more hair.
Xavier Gutierrez
Personal experience.
Zachary Bennett
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Dominic Morgan
Oh, that's rather unfortunate to hear senpai.
Angel Kelly
>safe, encouraged and legal It'll be mandatory at some stage.
Ian Rivera
Feels like there is a concerted effort to destabilise the government to push the country into a pro-EU exit deal.
Carson Diaz
They should have affordable euthanasia booths in supermarkets. Coin operated.
Adrian Williams
The great beyond calls loudly to those of brighter spirit. If you have the mental expansion to concieve of abstract reasons to die, then you have the vision to see finer steps to take in life than those taken by the blinkered crowd.
Nolan Green
Why bail out and remove your genes from the pool that's being swamped by inbred Pakistanis, when you can work on self improvement and actually make something of yourself?
I am/was a complete fucking loser, late twenties, years of depression etc. Thought a lot about suicide, realised it wasn't an option, it was stupid, it was just something my mind took me too when I wanted a way out. It was self indulgent.
Instead, I began the long hard road of GP referrals, CBT, mindfulness and such, had to wait a bit for a referral but it's changed my life.
Addressed deeply negative stuff from my past, helped me gain a focus, a drive. Helped me to connect again.
It's a hard road, and there are still low points, but I was a full blown recluse with no life not that long ago, I'll be working full time soon and I no longer feel dead inside.
Don't become consumed by your failure, dig deep for some inner courage and make the first steps to getting better. It's possible. I'm telling you.
John Butler
So you mean Michael Fallon touching a woman's leg 10 years ago wasn't actually traumatizing?
David Wright
Lad, I hope you don't kill yourself, and user made a good suggestion here
Are you the one who did the vocaroo? That is the NHS in a nutshell Look anons before you want to off yourselves want to talk about your lives first? as this user said what's your daily routine anyway?
>actually felt sorry for the cunt hooking up with a niggress literally the definition of evil
Justin Cooper
>Wake up around 9:30-10:00 am. >Jerk off >Smoke >Take antidepressants >Sit on computer for a while, browse Sup Forums, play vidya, listen to music etc. >Have a shower >Smoke >Make some toast and a cup of tea >Smoke >Sit on computer again >Go to tesco express if I need food/cigarettes/alcohol >Smoke >Sit on computer and smoke until it's 2-3am >Smoke >Sleep >Repeat ad nauseam
Sometimes I have a doctors/Job center appointment to break up the monotony a bit. I want to kill myself because I feel lost and alone. I feel like I was born in a time and place that had no use for me. I'm without purpose. And what reason to live does a man have without purpose.
I truly appreciate the kind words, Sup Forums can be a beautiful place at times. But this is how it has to be. I don't want to struggle through another 40-60 years of this. Just the thought of it makes me sick.
Jace Flores
Why? Radio 4 used/is to be quality m8
Nathaniel Cruz
I've already done this and succeeded for about 4 years. Now the nihilism is back again worse than ever and I'm heading towards my 40s. There is no way out this time. Good advice, though.
Ryder Rogers
I said the British flag you muppet.
William Watson
You don't seem to wake up that late in the day, considering how late you go to bed at.
