Dixie in death throws

Confederates and Southerners, we need to talk. People are fleeing the rustbelt and north east to escape the high taxes and destroyed economies they voted for.
You have to fix the migration issue or youre done. You'll all be Virginia. What are you gonna do to avoid becoming the rust belt 2.0?

The fleers are going to take over your state and vote for the same policies that killed us. You all need to stop it so you've gotta decide what youre going to do

Fucking yankees! They have to go back!

Youre gonna have to throw them out or youre fucked. Saying "they have to go back" doesn't mean they will go back

Everything's coming up Liberal!

They are gonna be kinda ass pained and broke when they realize we don't have that many unions and we will be damned if we let them bring more in.

*Throes

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Yankees join the Homeowners Association, go to meetings and talk too loud, want to change everything to "how we did it in New Jersey", then wonder why no one else in the neighborhood will speak to them.
We don't CARE how "it" was done anywhere else.
Northern obnoxiousness = shunned like Hester Prynne
Why do Northerners all talk so loud? Dear God! Stop making a scene everywhere you go! Everybody within earshot is hating you when you emit that nasal honking in line at Publix.
Go home.

You think they care that you don't have them and don't want them? They'll make them, and they'll vote for politicians that will fuck youre economy so your jobs leave.
Theyre like locusts. They'll strip away everything you have and leave you to rot

Florida is already a 50/50 state and all the people from NYC, Boston, Ohio plus all the Puerto Ricans coming here after the hurricane, Florida will be blue soon. I think it will go Trump 2020, but elect a Democrap Governor.

Florida is definitely going to be blue by the next election cycle at the current rate. Don't know if Trump can win it in 2020. Gonna be tough

I have a feeling Trump will win not because of how good a President he will be (possibility but not a complete one), but just because the Dem candidate will be such a fucking faggot everyone will go to Trump. That is my prediction, but the election of 2024 onward will be Democrat because by that time I'm sure we'll start seeing the "le Texas is swing state" face any year now and it will happen

>death throws
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>Should've been throes no throws
I got it

I am from CA. Ill be moving in a few years once im done with school. But i am very conservative. It is a battle everyday to not lose my shit in this commiw hell hole.

There are outliers. Most moving south however are not conservative, theyre liberal and wont change how they vote after they move

Carpetbaggers 2: electric boogaloo.

Only the assholes that don't need to be here are leaving. You know what I like about living in the country? Not having fucktard neighbors crammed up around my land. Know what less people means? Having less fucktard neighbors crammed up around my land. This is just separating the wheat from the chaff, puddin.

this is literally what the klan was founded for.

>mfw everyone leaves Illinois and leave an empty world class transportation hub for me to take over

>niggers are leaving
>liberal states are getting them
I'm okay with this. Now you can figure out the problem for once.

where are you gonna go? the ghettos of chi-town?

I'm more than happy these fags are leaving here. It means I don't have to deal with them and it means fewer are moving to my hometown and murdering it along with the farms. And as you said it separates wheat from the chaff, those that love the heartland and those that don't.
Still, without the south, libs got a big majority nationally. We need the south, that's why I made this thread

>Implying I'm liberal
>States getting these new people include the vast majority of the south
>Calls south liberal
What have you been drinking, I think I want some

IS THIS THE START OF AN EPIC NEW PASTA?