How do we stop the metal epidemic?

How do we stop the metal epidemic?

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With fire.

We finish what he started.

You can't kill the metal, the metal will live on

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>open E major chord on a shitty metal guitar.

Kill IT for that alone.

Cutsis Dickoff is the band name.

>equality
>inclusiveness
>respect

these are the things I think of when I think of metal

The problem here is americans not metal

>hating metal

oh snap!

Trans is a bullshit fad that these people will come to regret in a very short amount of time

Metal is forever.

Enjoy getting bashed at your next concert faggot

Obviously A minor, fag

>metal is bad, not transgendered
go fuck yourself on g string

ozzy sabbath was better

Metal is for men only. No women can understand the amount of testosterone and drive it provides.

That's why (((they))) want to destroy it.

And rainbow/solo dio was better than dio sabbath, it just didn't fit

exactly, women lack the physical capacity to be brutal, its a sad fact of life

trannies ain't metal

Burn all the churches?

sabbath dio was just forced mainstream shit
dio shined in rainbow and became a legend solo

I agree with both of these points. "Mob Rules" and "Heaven and Hell" are pretty good songs though.

thanks for the reaction image

>>equality
>>inclusiveness
>>respect
i dunno, i was at a suicidal tendencies show back in the later 90s or early 2000s, can't remember exactly when, and the pit was all of those things
everyone was equally brutalized
everyone was included in the fun
people were respectful not to stomp the shit out of people if they fell down, instead they picked them up for more fun

Metal is just hip hop for white trash. It's true.

You give love a bad name

Transgenders tried to kill the metal.

But metal did not give a fuck,
and so struck them to the ground.

hiphop is hiphop for white trash....

Stop calling anything with a distorted guitar metal

those are fighting words

>~"should you look around and find yourself riding through hell, don't slow down"
I read that as play more, play faster
>original quote not metal enough

Nope your wrong the first finger in the first fret is on the G string, not the B, you need glasses or more practice fag.

Metal is just so cringy.

I don't know a single well adjusted person who listens to meta.

Brendon a man in a dress isn't metal. that's the opposite of metal.
we had this in the 80s. it was called glam rock, but you wouldn't know anything about that.
my point is Brendon that a man with a mental disorder who thinks he's a woman is about as far from metal as you can get.
Alright?

>i know that song
i blame texas

Nickelbag Neville

>metal epidemic
>being this much of a fucking faggot.

This is what happens when you don't do enough coke/meth to be competent at your job as a guitarist.

its twentysack tommy you fagit

it's because you're island people

No retard, if it was playing an a minor it would need its thumb up on top of the neck to mute the e string

Would you would know if you weren't an utter faggot

Queer Factory
Queens of the Boneage
Chubby Pecker
Turd Eye Grind

Murder innocent people?

No you dunce, that's "Eightball" Ernie, leader guitarist of Jaguaro

It's perfect

I honestly consider them completely different bands, both great in their own ways. That said Ozzy sabbath will always be the "real" sabbath for me, even though Heaven and Hell is one of my favorite albums.

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Christ, Yngwie's, she probably not playing any chord and is just holding the guitar for a pose.

>Euronymous
>innocent

He literally poisoned and killed a Polish guy.

what's more metal than chopping off your cock and painfully stuffing your gaping wound with a foreign object for hours everyday in order to make sure it never heals properly?

If rather be a maladjusted black metal fan than some boring normal faggot

>hating the last based genre of music, other than classical
why
>metal
>99% white males
>lots of music about resisting the state
>lots of songs about pride, power, and brotherhood
>promotes good musicianship
>doesnt give a shit what other music communities do or think

Iced Earth - Dystopia
Exodus - Hammer and Life
Hammerfall - Heeding the Call
Megadeth - Peace Sells
Meshuggah - Born in Dissonance
Pantera - Walk
Dio - Killing the Dragon
Lazarus AD - Ultimate Sacrifice
Ensiferum - In My Sword I Trust
Blind Guardian - Valhalla
Amon Amarth - Dawns First Light

Why stop this? Do you want to be a liberal beta cuck???

"""""innocent"""""

>Brendon Small
fuck it saddens me to see this guy fall so far into this SJW horseshit. Home Movies is legitimately my favorite animated program of all time

This time the mosques.

I'm a profession guitar teacher at the elementary level

I read it in his voice.

I sympathize. But it still degenerate shitskin.

That's because you're still in highschool.

You'll grow up one day.

Gamma Ray - Dethrone Tyranny
Helloween - Judas

Brutal

i can fucking hear him

Dong-gone Silvers

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I thought Sup Forums loved traps

That response couldn't be more stereotypical of who doesn't like metal. Hurr durr your music is stupid you must be in high school. At least come up with something original

>shred on sisters of guitar

How can the creator of Metalocalypse actually be an SJW????

Nothing is more metal than having a real period every month, for decades.
sage

fixed

Unironically AIDS.

doesn't look much different from the average metalhead to be honest.

It's the appropriate response when confronted with something as puerile and cringeworthy as metal. Sorry dude.

cradle of filth tier metal?

Wait, so you're telling me that these freaks cut spit their dicks in half, turn them inside out, and THEN kill themselves? That's the most metal thing I've heard

that's not the only thing that was shredded

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Metal is pretty homoerotic. Going trans is just the next step from hair metal.

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kek

winrar

>blind guardian
My nigga

That's a man, baby

how about the Tattoo epidemic?

wut

Very clearly you know very little about metal beyond what you've seen in your church group or on the tv. Maybe you should just stick to pop or nigger music is probably more your speed sugar titts.

Nu males and shitlibs have been trying to infiltrate metal for a while

>Messenger of fear in sight
>Dark deception kills the light

>Hybrid children watch the sea
>Pray for Father, roaming free

>Fearless wretch insanity
>He watches lurking beneath the sea
>Great old one, forbidden site
>He searches, hunter of the shadows is rising
>Immortal in madness you dwell

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I used to listen to metal when I was like 15 but I grew out of it after I finished school.

It's really sad to see grown men liking something so cringy. Metalheads are on the same level as bronies.

Jesus Christ. Why allow this shit to happen?

Dude half of Dio's songs are about being gay and in the closet, what do you think "Rainbow in the Dark" is about

>a metal list without Chuck SHULDINER

this man knows the truth

>make 2 cartoons that a lot of people like
>end one of them on a cliffhanger
>never make another
>develop mental disorder
>chop dick off
>embrace a shitty ideology that will destroy the west
>will probably sudoku in a few years

Dude! That is pretty brutal!

Does count?

>Blind Guardian - Valhalla
You forgot Demons and Wizards.

Dark Tranquility - Damage Done full album.
Dark Moor - Older shit's great. Kinda slowed down in recent years. Before the Duel is a good standard. As well as Silver Lake.

Im sure your so very enlightened in the ways of proper music now that your not 15. You may not be aware but using cringy to describe something is shit 15 year old girls and faggots do so you must not have matured as much as you think.

Brendon Small is a talented guy. Too bad he's a leftie retard.

>sisters of guitar
Jesus fucking Christ, that's why I don't listen to metal publicly anymore. Most "metalheads" are utter faggots and I don't want to look like one of them.

>metal as fuck
>hello fellow metalheads
Jesus, that sounds so fucking pathetic.