Sup Forums humour thread

ITT racist or otherwise offensive material.

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Fuck off with these 'when x does y [insert other meme here] bullshit.

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>ITT racist or otherwise offensive material.
unlike any other thread

Kek got me

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>Here's me
>Walking down the street
>See black man with parrot on his shoulder
>Approach him
>Ask where he "got that from"
>Parrot replies, "from Africa"

nose long as gardenhose!!!

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If i can pontificate a bit for your edification, one of the rules of the internet is "there are no men on the internet". This rule does not mean what you think it means.

In real life, girls like for being a guy. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the internet, we dont have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a " guy" does not exist. You dont get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like you to put your cock in me.

When you make a post like, "hurr durr, I'm a guy" you are begging for attmention. The only reason to post it is because you want your guy-adavntage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no guys on the internet.

Thre one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "guyness" back on the internet, is to post your cock. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body (if even that).

tl;dr. Dick or GET THE FUCK OUT