AMA

AMA

why are you so gay?

Tits or GTFO?

How do you keep getting away with it?

when will you tell your fanbois to mass kill themselves?

why did you kill all those people?

Does your phone blow up every time you get away with it?

wheres my FUCKING BOOK, sam?

Had a dream the other night that we were friends.

I've fucked him, AMA

yes. although my closest "friends" kind of hate of me because of it.

i don't care

y u suck that dick tho?

is the new hydewars out yet?

what is your next shooting going to be??

How do you keep getting away with it???

How do you stay so fashionable and handsome????

when are you going to stop getting away with it sammy?

That's funny. You should release more content.

SAM
I ORDERED THE BOOK LIKE 5 MONTHS AGO
WHERE
IS
IT
?

Why the fuck didn't you ship your book to Australia you motherfucker?

I fingered Sam in a nightclub once.

...

because i get lonely and sometimes I don't want to deal with all the complicated bullshit that comes with girls

i really hate my work and have been really down on myself recently

Spoken like a true artist.

what's your name?

...

try harder sweetie

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this is a Sup Forums-tier thread
it is a slide thread
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ban OP

What's his dick taste like?

how about you just ask me a question you dumb fuck

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Are you truly homeless and livinging out of your Ford edge?

Faggot mods must be asleep

sam when i first saw your "morning routine" or "CEO Erick Hayden" sketch my business was failing and i was losing my mind. i had just lost a massive $10 million deal because my investors found out i was a closet Trump supporter and torpedoed the deal. i lost my business and most of my social network because of supporting Trump. i've been building back up since the election but it's been real rough bud. seeing you go through your own struggles, i wouldn't say it's inspiring, but it's definitely great hate/revenge porn that fuels the fire to keep me going so these people can get what they deserve. and by these people of course i mean bioware. bioware was going to invest $10 million in my software company.

not homeless just severely depressed and hooked on some drugs and can't get out of a bad cycle. i need help.

just black dick thrust your way out if it mane

How can I get my test levels to even approach your god-tier manliness?

Hey Sam I'm a big fan. If this is really you I just want you to know we out here really appreciate the shit you put out. I show my friends and they love it. Anyways, hope you feel better. If you need help for drugs and stuff you should really see someone. Anyways, hope youre having a good day

tell us the story of how you met that jew h3h3 on the street and you called him a faggot.

Do a shooting and get away with it, use the past memes as your alibi.
Shoot Shill Nye The Shabbos Goy.

When you kill yourself how will he keep getting away with it?

I'm really sorry to hear that brother.

I've been going through some Millennial depression myself and fortunately I am not hooked on drugs or alcohol. Just porn. I turely hope you can get the help you need and we can both pull through and be successful in the back side.

why didn't you stick with ashley jones? the other girl was a huge downgrade, what happened?

you're ruining this thread with your bad attitude

What's up next on the docket? You said you were working on a video game and some other stuff on The Dick Show that sounded pretty cool, but I wouldn't mind seeing some shorter stuff like "Naming my Son US Marine Hyde" or just more HydeWars.

Also, as much as I'd like to see you go on something like The Daily Shoah, plz don't go full 1488. I like being able to share your shit with friends without being labeled a racist (even though I secretly am one lol).

How much of the gay are you? Are you going to be ending your life soon?

suicide
(screencap this)

why do you suck ass so bad that they cancel your garbage shows forcing you to shitpost your assface all over this pedophile messageboard

kys for the sake of humankind

I wanna hear about this as well, Ethan seems like a condescendingly smug prick

wat brand o fedora do you wear

whatever brand it is that they sell at ROSS

Your fake ted talk literally had me shart my pants. I want to be edgy and tell you to kill your self but I genuinely love your humor too much. Keep taking your vitamins and Godspeed sir.

Please answer these

Got some prooferinos it's you Mr. Edgy Meme Master?

Otherwise why don't you get into guns or something? Don't be a faggot and be unarmed.

don't Dew it bro. tell us this instead

what story? i met him on the street and i called him a faggot.

sometimes gay. and yes, soon.

Post timestamp to confirm it's you pls.

Also why don't you just sue CNN for millions for repeatedly falsely accusing you of committing mass shootings? Not joking I'm sure you could win that court case with a good kike lawyer

You make weird, edgy shit Sam. You're in a rut becuase that's the nature of your work man - try pivoting into something that doesn't force you to exercise your demons so much. I do the same thing when I need to up my game and get shit done, but it burns me the fuck out becuase I eventually have to confront the writing on the wall. Sometimes it's healthy to find a temporary, stable lifestyle that let's you put that fire in your belly to rest for a bit. Controlling or suppressing the urge to be insane, rather than actively channeling it, will give you the time to build yourself back up.

You're clearly a thick skinned fucker in a few ways, but I promise you'll feel years younger and have the drive/energy to come back 10x more productive if you just let yourself walk away from the man in the mirror right now. Get way the fuck out of the spotlight, don't visit this dumbass board, and just relax. Maybe even get a mundane temp job digging ditches or putting up drywall.

Take what am I saying or leave it, you're a grown ass man - I just know we're cut from similar cloth so seeing you down on your shit really hits home for me.

What's your favorite brand of Cigar? and why not build a team to make more content? You really tryna skip out?