Defend this, libertarians

Defend this, libertarians.

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Thats what he gets for not letting charlie sheen buttfuck him when he was 13 yrs old.

inb4 blacks start stealing more dogs

put a turret on it, and it defends itself

Look at the size of that snout. Where do I press for the gas?

Can you elaborate a little more before demanding that I defend an image of a doggo in a box with no real context? What for example, does this image have to do with libertarianism?

Just admit you hate dogs commie.

Are you new here? What I see is the future of nigger protection system.

>air conditioned
>you can monitor your puppy from your phone
>fresh air
>$15 off groceries
damn. Pretty sweet. Plus no Muslims will be feeding my dogs poison. The system works!

So you put a dog in a tiny thing for 4 minutes while you shop for your anal lube and cucumbers?

That's actually a pretty good product. Definitely better than chaining them up outside in hot weather when you have to go inside and they won't allow dogs.

Fucking underated. Kek

It's in the app

Not only do you you get to talk your dog to the store, but now you can keep him nice and comfortable out in even the hottest weather

I keked

Doggos are fine by me, but assuming it's this I too don't see any problem with it.

Defend this

m.youtube.com/watch?v=vNFvtSVmzLo

Why would we defend a viral marketing campaign ?

wtf that's fucking genius. this way people won't have to eave their dogs with an idiot, or if they live too far away and it's hot out they won't have to drive all the way home to keep their dog from cooking while they shop.

I'm not just defending it, I'm going to invest in it.

poor doggo

What happens when you go over your time limit? Pls say kill the dog.

Nice idea, but can't work. Too many issues.

What the fuck are you even talking about?

your dog is sold into slavery

that's good, doggo gets food and warmth, why is this bad, are you a communist or something

how long until a parent puts their kid in one of these?

defend this, libertarians

How much do you want to bet it will be a niglet?

Should have been the first application of this technology.

Just don't take the fucking dog out if you're going to spend 30min+ inside somewhere you can't take it. That stupid thing shouldn't even have to exist.

I wish I think of this

charlie sheen butt fucked corey haim, where've you been?

Babyparker coming soon.

Kek

As long as he explained consent to him, then it's okay.

Sorry, OP. You thread is now officially derailed.

>Plus no Muslims will be feeding my dogs poison. The system works!
Muslims or niggers. And that's a big plus. It's a little unnerving that there isn't an obvious vent, but it makes sense, considering the kind of "human" filth we have to live among.

My only problem is no obvious way to clean it if someone's dog that has worms or some other illness poops in there. I assume there's a replaceable mat on the bottom, like a doctor's table, but I don't see how it would work for a big steaming dog turd.

The dog is registered to a new owner based on their pet ownership rating and experience.

charges you another session, or prorates it.

it's not mainsteam yet.

buy old car airconditioning units, use a timelock frame from rentabike things and get a pexiglass door custom made and city permits to bolt it to the ground and you'll make a fortune in california, they'll approve your loan in seconds.

hope u like kennel cough

>how long until a parent puts their kid in one of these?
Or a couple big kids put a small kid in one?

Presumably, this would never happen.

Namely?
It already is working. There are dozens of locations in NYC. People love their dogs, and dog theft is a growing problem. It would some gross mismanagement for it to fail at this point.

oh yeah and this, add this, a replacable bottom frame that is easy to clean, and a button that people can push when it is dirty, which contacts a cleaning crew to replace it.

nothing, niggers won't pay for that, nor would they be creative enough to think of it, even if (and that's a stretch) they've the gumption to maintain a credit card.

it will obviously be a chinese, no doubt.

you dog would smell like pure piss when it comes out

better than the time my slave was sold into doggery

Next step: You know the airport cart rentals where you can return carts from the parking lot for a 50 cent deposit? That, but with dogs.

How u know when fully cooked?

It's connected to the telecommunications network. Somebody will figure out how to hack them.

A potty trained dog won't shit in there unless he's in there for hours. They learn real fast not to shit where they sleep when they're puppies when they should be in a cage.

Doesn't violate the NAP, nothing to see here.

>gumption

kek this

PCP: it gives niggers gumption.

it should be disinfected after every dog, otherwise my dog isnt going near that disease trap

Man what a stupid society we live in. Just leave your shit eater at home.

first real libertarian ITT

>>gumption
I can do it too. I sure do feel special quoting random words.

doggo is safe now.

And wings, it's fucking ghetto redbull

HAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH,
THIS IS THE FUTURE WE CHOOSE.

What's wrong with it? How is this worse than tying your dog up outside.

I know my dog would rather get to come with me where ever I went and spend a little time in one of these while I went in a store than be stuck at home alone for longer

defend this lolbertarians

That is dumb. But anything to make a buck.

i would get that with a fake cat in it

Even better if it's a stuffed dead cat.

Hello this is rajeeb i understand you are having a problem with your dog parker? Yes ma'am I understand you are in a hurry. We can have a service team out to your location in the next 24 hours.

great idea but i'm not sure it has enough room for my pup

It's so people can bring their dogs with them instead of leaving them at home or inside of a vehicle in hot weather. Pretty harmless to the doggo to leave him in that for 15 minutes to an hour. Fuck off PETA retard.

Stop going out to eat

Hack them and do what? Spy on people's doggos via the webcam? It's not like there's a "dispenseZyklonB()" function just waiting to be called by someone who gets root access.

Possibly could turn the AC down. Should be some way to verify that the machine was working though.

>lock door
>disable AC
>cook dog in slow motion

More like niggertarian lmao

You should leave your pet at home.

whats wrong with this

Open it and steal the dog. Or just open it for lulz.

Size wise its the dog equivalent of a swedish apartment

This one has.

>get $15 off your groceries

Does this thing cost more than $15 to put your puppy in it for like an hour?

Underrated.

Would you rather be dead?

There probably isn't a limit, it charges afterwards based on the amount of time.

>"dinners on the house"

You could say that about anything connected to the Internet, and yet many have succeeded despite the risk. It's possible to build it secure enough. There are far more valuable targets online anyway.

I actually cringed hard at this when I first saw it and it's really only being put out in Brooklyn and have you ever been to that place? I work there and people just tie dogs to poles everywhere and its dangerous af for those dogs because people drive like shit and the Chinese don't give a shit about animals, nor do the Russians, what a fucking terrible place it has become.

how is that bad in any way? that looks genius to me, much better than tying your dog to a post when you are inside a shop where niggers can steal it or sandniggers can attack it

Far more dangerous systems are connected to the Internet, like whole factories, water treatment plants, and so on. Anyway, this system could be built securely.

They send him to China

Too big of an English word for you Ahmed?

I hope they get gassed.

At least he's safe from starved out Venezuelan socialists.

I don't see anything wrong with this except for it's a little small for bigger dogs. I'd rather use this than leave my dog exposed to the filthy bums that infest the cities.

You certainly could, and it's going to get way worse as we move further in to IoT. Young lad by the name of Barnaby Jack was found dead the other year shortly after demonstrating at some big tech conference that he could wirelessly hack ATMs and implanted medical devices.

I get a whole bunch of IoT industry newsletters and stuff that I don't really have time to read, but it's absolutely just a madcap frenzy of getting it to market with security as a total afterthought they tacked on as almost a feel-good issue after enough people caught on where it's obviously going to wind up.

It defends itself. I see no problem.

i see no problem with this

the dog is safe and comfortable whilst you get your grocery shopping done

it becomes an automated chinese food outlet

I hate dogs and commies.

Wtf happens if there's dog shit