Brit/pol/ - Crumpets and Cottages Edition

>Man kicked out of university for espousing religious beliefs online
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-41777339

>PETER HITCHENS: Finally the BBC says it is guilty...of not being left-wing enough!
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-5028025/BBC-says-guilty-not-left-wing-enough.html

>Heathrow probe after 'security files found on USB stick'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41792995

>Nuclear Sub Sailors sacked after "cocaine fueled party" and "affairs"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41786237

>Crime Soaring, But Arrests Fall by 48 Per Cent as Police Focus on ‘Hate Crime’
breitbart.com/london/2017/10/27/crime-soaring-arrests-fall-48-per-cent-police-focus-hate-crime/

>NHS pressured our kids to change sex:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5027927/NHS-pressured-kids-change-sex.html

>Revealed: How prostitutes in one English city sell their bodies for less than a meal deal - as sex workers blame influx of Eastern Europeans for pushing down prices
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5027227/Prostitutes-English-city-sell-bodies-4.html

>'Onwards, Christian Soldiers' banished from Remembrance Sunday event over concerns it will offend non-Christians
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/27/onwards-christian-soldiers-banished-remembrance-sunday-event/

>Britain's real hate crime scandal
spectator.co.uk/2016/08/the-real-hate-crime-scandal/

>Gove apologizes for "crude weinstein joke"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/28/michael-gove-sparks-outrage-harvey-weinstein-joke-today-programme/

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You have to wonder why there's so much visceral hatred against Priti Patel, from the left and the left media. The BBC had a helicopter follow her progress from Heathrow to Downing Street.

Is it because she's a brown woman who held the wrong views? She's not allowed to be right wing and a Brexiteer, it destroys the narrative. Only the europhile left can represent minorities. There's nowt as racist as the modern left.

Did preube come back yet?

I just woke up from astral past life projection

I'm my former life I was an American farm girl who was married off to the neighbouring farm boy (who was 20) at 16 and we had 4 kids, I miss him :(

We loved each other very much and we were good to each other, we went to church every Sunday and had a long and happy life together.

I miss you Daniel.

Yes, browns should be left wing

Finding out I was a wife and mummy in a past life would probably be really emotional
I'm curious to see who I was before if I was here before

>the dems are the real racists!

Priti Patel was strongly against "spending" (giving away) her international aid budget on foreign third world shitholes, which is extremely based, but it upset the liberal establishment to no end.

The absolute STATE of breakfast news

Jesus Christ why are they showing nick knowles’ new single I want to live not kill myself

the left hate her cuase muh poor palastine

>Brit/pol/ - schizophrenic anonymong edition

>>Brit/pol/ - schizophrenic polish-somalian tripfag edition

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>tfw want to join the marins
>Had jaw surgery on my bottom jaw

FUCK I'm going to kill myself if its a bar to entry

but remember trannys are allowed

Yeah I've got the plan all set. If its a bar I'm leaving this world.

Where has Karenposter been?

>Do you want to buy the big issue sir?
wat do?

Fake picture, Owen Jones hasn't worked a day in his life.

Why do you tell us this every single day? Nobody cares.

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>He browses every day

You'll be barred on account of being such a whiney faggot, nothing else.

>stealing jobs from the homeless

Shame on him desu

Boundaries such as "I probably shouldn't blow up those children"?

inspirational

“Because I’m from Bangladesh, from England, Muslim, a mixture of a little bit of everything, I’ve always asked myself, ‘What makes me British?’ And if somebody asks me what British food is, I’d say it’s what I eat at home.

“What I ate at home as a child was rice and curry, and then at school, I’d have pie and mash – to me, that’s British food. And I think everybody’s own experiences shape what British food is for them. So it was really interesting to go on that journey and find out what my interpretation is. And apart from what I grew up with and what I eat now, what I found, travelling between Scotland and Wales and parts of England, is that there’s no hard and fast rule. It’s actually about what British food has become – all these different cuisines and cultures, and that’s exactly what the book’s about. It’s recipes that I love and think make up what British food is today. I’m really proud of it.”

what are you wearing today lads
pic related my outfit

>You have to wonder why there's so much visceral hatred against Priti Patel, from the left and the left media. The BBC had a helicopter follow her progress from Heathrow to Downing Street.

Yes Ive been wondering that. From what I hear she made some minor political screwup so the lovel of hate is bizarre.

I used te be a net mender plying me trade down by the Scarborough docks with me wife Anne and me three wee lads.
When me fingers failed me on account of atritis I took te selling periwinkles to those damned tourists.
Me oldest would call them cunts to their stupid faces while me youngest came up from behind and nicked their wallets.

Fuck off cunt, don't buy into BBC propaganda that she was a staunch Brexiteer, she fucking wasn't, remember when she came out as it and immediately became a remain supporter? She was literally working for Israel and the Jews... She can't be further away from a Sup Forumsack if she put on a bloody niquab and became "quintessentially" British.

She's definitely not one of us, stop trying to push that meme.

What exactly is the point of the Big Issue, other than encouraging the displacement of so-called 'homeless' populations from the streets of Bucharest to those of London and other major British cities? Almost wholly, people who are 'homeless' are so at their own discretion - local authorities are under a legal obligation to house homeless people within almost every single category that can be considered - and even those people who are not covered will only be turned away if guilty of 'unacceptable' behaviour.

Homelessness is one large con game. It doesn't really exist - people sleep on the streets either by choice or by their illegal status in this nation. Neither one of these possibilities should illicit such an outpouring of financial support - and certainly not the latter as it is against the law.

Why does the (((BBC))) hate her so much then?

Why are we using links from weeks ago? Fucking hell why are you all so fucking incompetent.

>She's definitely not one of us, stop trying to push that meme.

Of course she isn't, but on the surface, to a large percentage of the population, she appears as an ethnic minority, female leave supporter. This is a dangerous notion to the left, so it must be shut down even if it is not true.

They'd pour hatred on anyone who isn't a "one of them" if they thought it would help get them some attention.
Internet is killing television slowly, my dude.

because anonymongs

it used to be illegal, but isn't anymore.

god i thought this country was dead until i heard the word of Mogg.
maybe it was his "born-and-raised-in-Somerset" accent. maybe it was his quintessentially charming smile. it may have even actually been his policy outlook (he took a firm stance against abortion. i disagree, myself, but good on him)
now, you might say that he is no longer our guy after his recent performance on question time and his approval of the snooper's charter
first off, the snooper's charter is ages old. we don't need to punish people who have changed. often rehabilitation is better than punishment for the sake of punishment, and he is clearly a successfully rehabilitated brexiteer.
and on the question time issue? he is clearly appealing to the stupid masses. if you can't see this, you are on of them. it may be hard to see for those of you who don't understand our Moggmentum, but those with a keen eye will see that he's been playing 29 letter scrabble behind all of our backs.
he is too good for this country. we will let his time pass without electing him.

television is dead.

long live the internet.

>she appears as an ethnic minority, female leave supporter. This is a dangerous notion to the left, so it must be shut down even if it is not true.
pretty civic for you faux

1000 hours in ms paint

You're talking shit again, there's always been homeless in this country, it's not at all self inflicted. Try being in their position.

>So what is British food, to you
>Well, anything you eat in Britain
Ta, love, thanks for the useful answer

i don't think it's too civic to point out the truth that the left hates it when their notion becomes shattered that all those voting to leave the european union are simply old, white, male, rich capitalists with a vested interest and who are brought out by big [current cultural issue]. it means they might actually have to debate instead of simply denounce as they have done since marx himself

>there's always been homeless in this country
But there hasn't always been the same incredibly widespread support networks for them.
>it's not at all self inflicted
Oh, if not all then I guess it doesn't matter.

you misread the second quote

Civic nationalism is an enemy of these people too; anything that promotes the massing of shared interests is. A nation of 'civic British' Africans and Pakistanis is not the end game.

> there's always been homeless in this country

Where did I say that there hadn't been?

>Try being in their position.

This isn't an argument - it's a predictable attempt at an appeal to emotion. You'll have to do better.

Try going to one of the support networks you dick. They're horrible. It's like being told to go to a workhouse.

i think we should make them like fluffy hotels and give them all an xbox one to play with while we sort out their unfortunate situation xx

I am a moron

State of you cunt.
I was """"homeless"""' I'm Edinburgh and the combination of welfare payments and council provided emergency accommodation, the only conceivable way for you to be actually living on the streets is if you have chosen to be there.

>They're horrible. It's like being told to go to a workhouse.

That's a lie. Have you ever been to a shelter accommodation centre? Or a London borough council homeless centre? These facilities are lavished with money - they are awash with charitable donations too, being the charities of choice for well-to-do middle class leftists. There are dozens of organisations who deal with this issue - and the real number of homeless people on the street is incredibly small.

Being poor in this nation is a comfortable experience compared to a 'workhouse' - why do you think we have Europe's poor flocking to our nation to experience it?

Inconsiderate Tory Cunts.

There is a problem with crusties pretending to be homeless as a lifestyle choice but if you guys think it's everyone you must be incredibly sheltered. It's al well and good sticking your nose up and saying 'the council provides services for that' when you've never had to ty using them. That's without even mentioning things like having schizophrenia etc. A lot of this posturing over how little you care for homeless people is basically shitting on people who should be in hospitals to bolster your own self-image, it's shallow and pretty disgusting desu.

stop wanting to leave the EU

If you've managed to get yourself kicked out of council provided emergency accommodation it's your own fault.

>That's without even mentioning things like having schizophrenia etc.
Shouldn't have shut down the asylums tbqh

>should be in hospitals
this
to solve our homeless problem we need to
>reopen mental hospitals/asylums
>send the other half back to romania

Preusse often leaves for extended periods

He's like a cat

(Also Theresa May is a bad PM)

To push her into the realm of fake exile so she can act as false opposition, this is all just a big ceremonial departure, a reconfiguring of her identity as a Brexiteer and right wing - it's really clever but if you look at articles they don't actually slam her beyond calling her the opposite of what the establishment wants, even though she is so deep in the establishment.

It's all false claims hidden behind expected BBC bias to lead the viewers to sympathise with her because of your inherent in-group preference to oppose the BBC, they are going to insert her as an opinion leader on the right, just you watch, she may have resigned from cabinet but she is fully working for the government, I promise you, screenshot this, that Priti Patel will have a few more high influence interviews after this storm is forgotten where she will come out with something "Offensive" and cause further backlash in an attempt to push her deeper into right wing acceptance.

She's going to be important for building a controlled opposition as both Labour and Conservatives have lost credibility at being true establishment opposition after Brexit and all main parties supporting remain.

Each one of us is only a few missed mortgage/rent payments, relationship breakdown or job loss away from homelessness.

Homelessness =/= on the streets
Try reading the posts you're replying to in future.

>but if you guys think it's everyone you must be incredibly sheltered.

No one has said this or even attempted to make the argument. What is wrong, however, is designing and funding your policy for homelessness on a macro level based upon the experiences and needs of a minority of the population(probably less than 5%, if not significantly less) - which leads it open to exploitation by economic migrants, gangs and the lazy.

This is the only workable solution, yet will never ever be talked about again.

You didn't even read what I said.

This is the main problem, if there was adequate mental healthcare provisions almost everyone sleeping rough really would have chosen to be there, although it isn't universal. Some people do just have bad luck, I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.

>that cartoon
why are people incabple of separating shitty tory policy from brexit?

When will Nigel Farage pay for the lies of Brexit?

Where in my post did I say homelessness is not equal to living on the streets?

If you're on the streets in this country, it's your own choice.

White people have literally no culture desu
If it wasn't for kebab shops I'd just be eating plain white bread

Ireland literally only ate potatoes for years because of a lack of cultural imagination

[I have no arguments]
hmm....

ROMANS OUT
ALBION BELONGS TO THE CELTS.
RETURN BACK TO YOUR EMPEROR SOUTHERN SCUM.
BURNING OF LONDINIUM BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

>Where in my post did I say homelessness is not equal to living on the streets?
That's my argument... why would you state my argument in your post? You're a bit thick aren't you lad.

>Homelessness is one large con game. It doesn't really exist - people sleep on the streets either by choice or by their illegal status in this nation.

looks pretty clear to me

Do you think people with mental illness/special needs etc. don't exist?

>strawman

Why selectively quote my post? A little bit earlier:

>Almost wholly, people who are 'homeless' are so at their own discretion

If you're going to argue against a position, at least make sure that the position exists in the first place.

Cuppa tea, some cantocinni and a wagon wheel for brekky

I was homeless for a while and had to move in with my parents

Your argument appears to be that there is no excuse for homelessness. My post made the point that each one of us is at risk of homelessness due to a variety of factors which I mentioned. Am I missing something here?

Tonight's Question Time panel.

The Romans left here after Their civilisation fell were fucked by the Anglo Saxons

Because shitty Tory policy is the Brexit we will get, they are in government after all, every benefit from Brexit we are currently feeling is despite every effort from the Conservatives to scuttle the entire thing, Theresa May taking so long with a deal/everything is to destabilise the markets through uncertainty.

The establishment has a big problem in that they used up all those "Economist/Science" credibility in pushing their fear agenda, if all their predictions don't come true that ability to use psuedo intellectual elites and skewered statistics to frighten people will be gone, it's already massively eroded.

Lads, I think a lass is using me for my money. She's really nice but just wants "to remain friends" but is now asking me to lend her money. I'm getting bad vibes man.

What should I do?

My argument was there is no excuse for being on the streets which isn't self inflicted. How about reading what I say rather than just arguing against what you think it appears to be.

Get an escort. At least you'll get fucked

Tell her to fuck off you mong

i heard that all the chads nowadays are into findom so try that

>doesn’t want to give it to 3rd world countries
>wants to give it to the Israeli army instead
>based

Pick none

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Run lad, she wants to make you into a provider without giving you any benefit and I promise you it's not exclusive either, I bet she's got like 3-4 other guys who she shakes down for money with vague promises and hints that it may lead to more without promising anything.

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Here's a history lesson for you dumb Brits

Cardiff has only been the capital of Wales since 1955

Bet you thought you'd never learn THAT from an American

shouldn't you wankers be at work by now?
or are you all welfare queens

O SAY CAN YOU SHART, IN THE LOCAL WAL MART.
WHAT SO PROUDLY EXPELLED FROM ANUS LAST LEAKING
WHOSE BROAD STREAKS AND BROWN STAR THROUGH THE PERILOUS BLIGHT
O'ER THE AISLES WE WATCHED, SHIT GALLANTLY STREAMING
AND MUTTS NAPPY HAIR, NEGROES EVERYWHERE,
GAVE PROOF THAT OUR RACE IS 56% DISGRACE
O SAY DOES THAT SHITE SPANGLED BUMMER YET CUT
O'ER THE LAND OF THE SHART AND THE HOME OF THE MUTT

Same2ubruv

Start asking her for things in exchange, and be prudent about what you give her money for. Nothing wrong with being friends with a girl but make sure the relationship is mutual. And make sure she pays you back.

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Kek look at this poorfag
I can't imagine what it's like to actually have to worry about money
My mum and dad give me £2000 a month as pocket money and pay for my rent and food

DON'T BE A PISSHOLE
BIN THAT BB CO2 PISTOL

>They think the feral nigs and chavs are going to willingly hand in their air rifles and pistols.