KANG OF THE RANGZ

Just how many hobbits in the upcoming TV show will be black? Will elves be asian and Gimli a womyn? Which villain will be literally Trump?

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Unironically bet they're going to have some sort of interracial between white woman of middle earth and some "good" haradrim nigger

Does anyone even have proof this show is gonna include non-whites? the list of the cast I saw was fake, with names of actors spelled wrong.

No proof. But currently Amazon and Netflix are competing for the rights to the franchise so it's pretty much a given that this show will be all about "muh diversity".

Fuck. I would truly hate to see my favorite fantasy world get ((( modernized )))

I hadn't thought about this yet but wouldn't it be a fucking kicker if they tried to add pre LOTR blacks and black elves that got shoah'd by muh evil whitey.

No, there is already pre-LOTR and that's the fucking Silmarilion which is undeniably a work of race-realism on Tolkien's side. It's just impossible to deny if you've read the book. It's a tribute to European mythos as well as European beauty and valor.

>I would truly hate to see my favorite fantasy world get ((( modernized )))
since LOTR is the opera maxima of one of the greatest mind of all time on humanistics this is going to kill us inside, not hatred from me, only a giant big delusion.

Current theory:
>Idris Elba or other black actor as Aragorn
>WE WUZ NUMENOREANS AN SHIET
>Hobbits mostly White, Gondor will be a "melting pot"
>Denethor will be made into a Trump expy
>Ironically enough the Haradrim will be mostly White

WE WUZ GREAT KANGZ OF MEN AND SHIEEEETTT

yep. its always white women and black men relationships that = diversity. it ruined starwars for me...

I doubt it will even go forward. But I suspect they would defile Tolkien's work with degenerate shit.

>Guy pumped out of his fuckin eyelids on LSD vomiting on page non-stop for days on end
>Greatest mind of all time

>Idris Elba or other black actor as Aragorn
i mean i like idris elba he is a very good actor but god this no please not aragorns please....
can you immagine
>half of ther movie complaining about cultural appropriation of rohirrim against numeroreans
>orcs are beautiful
at the final call to action
>men women and whatever gender you identify in of the westfalde.. don't give up! (unless this doesen't hurt someone's sensibilty)

i don't know how much you digged in tolkien's studies but i can bet on the answer

there is no sexual conception of love in the LOTR because in relates a lot on the knightly romance

The other way around would involve finding attractive black women. You can see why they don't bother

Fucking shit wtf.

Aragorn is supposed to be very tall, have pale skin and dark hair with the typical Numenorean eyes. He is white as fuck. There is a physical description for every character.

Idris Elba could play one of the Haradrim or something, the swarthy fucks who served Sauron and Morgoth.

Elves are Asians. Dwarves are filled with Blacks. Humans got tonnes of Race Mixing, which is almost ALWAYS, non-white with white woman.
One or two gays out of nowhere.

Main hero or lead will be Jewish.

My dad works at nintendo, you can believe me

>Aragorn is supposed to be very tall, have pale skin and dark hair with the typical Numenorean eyes
yes but it doesn't specify his race, tolkien probably meant him to be a light skinned nigga

I watch badly made lore videos in between my sheep porn sessions, like every other person in the world.

All orcs, black.

>Gimli a womyn
SHORTSTACK IS THE BEST STACK

They could probably get away with shoehorning in a native yankian as Aragorn and calling it a homage.

>Thinking Amazon will make it anything other than a shameless cash grab based on the name alone and try to fortify it with modern-day "sensibilities"

>tolkien probably meant him to be a light skinned nigga
oh yeah they are the men of the north they come down from the icy land they have light blue eyes and they are the once kings of the west. how is this supposed to be a brwon's profile

Rely on America to destroy everything.

>the swarthy fucks who served Sauron and Morgoth
Actualy only a minority of haradrim served Sauron. At the time of Lord of The Rings Mordor was waging war against men of east as well. That's the tragedy of "diversyfing" middle earth: there are stories there to tell with non-white people outside of the non!europe of the middle earth. (((They))) don't want to show non whites in their natural habitat: they want to show them in Europe.

Here's your answer, Streetwise Gamgee.

Female orcs...

I had a good laugh.

>implying anything you mentioned can be defined LOTR

they can do whatever they want, real litterates doesn't give a fuck about a video show

Replace America with KIKES then your statement will be accurate.

I'm not even joking.

Yes, but they were descendants of Ulfang the Black who betrayed the men of the West in the Silmaril wars.

Well Jackson sinned in making Arwen such a major character (she wasn't) who saves Frodo (instead of the male elf Glorfindel). And he succumbed to moron fan kids making pretty boy Legolas slide on a fucking shield at Helm's Deep like a skateboard.

Ulfang and his sons died there, i doubt any significant amount of esterlings which range from non!arabs to non!mongolians and meybe even non!japaneese would be his descendants.

They're already replacing our real history with niggers and muslims, why not our romantic literature too

I did some gimping and the results aren't too alarming.

Anyone who does not belong to the three houses of Edain or who is not a Vanyar, Noldor or Sindar is a fucking subhuman and needs to be gassed in the flame of Udun. Illuvatar bless us, we will destroy them. Do not defend the easterlings, you Morgoth shill.

Do hair and eye colour for a truer picture

Black Aragorn
Callin it now

>no transgender actors
cancelled

If they actually cared about source material than there shouldn't be a single nigger except for the Haradrim.

I was tempted to do the same with original trilogy but there wasn't anything to mix.
Actualy WHO was the most non-white non-orc character in LoTR movies?

>Gandalf stands and begins to chant in the Black Speech. The ring echoes the harsh words. Thunder crackles as the sky darkens. The Council stare around them in fear and confusion
>The One Bling: MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD.
>Never before has any voice uttered the words of that tongue here in Imladris!
>I do not ask your pardon, Master Elrond, for the Black Speech of Detroit may yet be heard in every corner of the West!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Considering the Tolkien estate will be heavilly involved in the creation of this i would say not many . To allow them to make a show they will probably stipulate a highly accurate adaptation of the book or No deal

I would hope so, but after the trainwreck that were the hobbit movies I doubt it.

MIDDLE EARTH
YES!

Looks american

Well the rights for the hobbit were sold years ago and because of that mess they blew any chance of making new films . the only way i could see them getting permision is because they gave them an offer of a fairfull addaption . Amazon makes good shows too , man in the high castle for example

>Saruman concludes what Gondorians will look like in 3050, and it's beautiful

If numbers repeating Gandalf confirmed kang. If three numbers matching Tom Bombadil confirmed kang

FUCKING PIPEWEED!!!!

Gandalf being black would too much coincide with the magical negro archetype. I think even the shows producers would deem this as being too obvious.

Ow shit.
Yo You cannot pass. ah be uh servant o' da Secret Fire, wielder o' da flame o' Anor. You cannot pass. da dark fire will not avail you, flame o' Udûn. Go back ta da Shadow! You cannot pass brace yo'self foo'!

Got a chuckle out of me

Who would be stupid enough to do a TV show of a book series that's been done? Are there hordes of people complaining that the three films missed anything?

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WE WUZ KING OF DA RINGS NIGGA

WE AINT TAKING IT ANYWHERE
MUH LIL BOY FRODO HAD ENOUGH OF DIS SHIET! YOU FOOL! YOU ELFS ARE DA REAL PROBLEM
SAURON DIN DU NUFFIN
YOU ARE A FUCKING WHITE ELF! DON'T BITCH ABOUT YOUR NUMENOR ANCESTORS, DEY ARE DED, NIGGA
DA GHETTO GON GET GENTRIFIED
THE WORLD OF NIGS WILL FALL

GIMME DAT SHIT RANG! I SAD GIMME D

kek

KANGZ OF THA BLINGZ

>fordo hides ring in ass
>legolas disappear

Jews who saw how much money there was in GoT.

WALK TO THE MUTHAFUCKEN MOUNTAIN? ARE YOU FUCKIN ON CRACK NIGGA? I GONNA MELT THAT SHEEIT DOWN N MAKE ME A FLY GRILL FOR MUH TOOFUSES, BECAUSE A NIGGA GOTTA KEEP IT REAL IN MUTHAFUCKIN MIDDLE FUCKIN EARTH AND SHEEEIT.

Isn't the tolkien estate notoriously protective of their IP? I don't see them shoehorning niggers into it.

Samwise the fag gets the ring stuck on his hobbit cock, and smegil bites it off turning him into a tranny.

Niggah please. Dem white crackas be holdin us back as usual, muthafuckas be keepin black men from gettin they elf on.

(The estate will have nothing to do with it. Tolkein sold the film rights to the Hobbit and LOTR, but just those, and the rights are managed by a company in Hollywood, who license them for games and the movies. That's who'd get the check for a TV series, and the estate would get a percentage of the profits, like they did for the movies. The estate has no input or control. But, they can't use any of the other books, or Christopher can sue their asses sideways, so no Silmarillion, Farmer Giles, or any of the other books or material.)

>the one bling
damn thats good

>Tolkein sold the film rights to the Hobbit and LOTR

I would imagine film rights and TV show rights would be different myself , otherwise they would not be in talks with the Tolkien estate , they would not need to talk to them to remake the films but they are for a tv show which makes me wonder if it's different . don't get me wrong i could be wrong and we will get a black Aragorn but i doubt it

already done in the shadow of war game
The one where Shelob, the giant spider-monster, is a strong independent woman and hero

Okay, i just looked it up. Variety, who generally get things right, are saying Warner and the estate are shopping the idea, which surprised me, considering Christopher Tolkeins hard stance on no more licences. So, you're right. Warner has been using the movie rights to get around the issue for videogames and other properties, with the "based on the film" tag. But then they go on to say they (the estate) settled a massive lawsuit with Warners, so money talks, again.
The only good news is this could include the Silmarillion, if the estate is involved, Warners only has the rights to The Hobbit and LOTR.
But, they're saying it's a 200 million dollar license, and that's before any production work is done. If Bezos drops a check, this could happen. Damn it.

Saw Thor: Ragnarok this weekend and was pulled out of the film by the number of niggers in Asgard. I guess they really were Vikingz and sheeeit.

>Which villain will be literally Trump?

I know I would make him that way.

>considering Christopher Tolkeins hard stance on no more licences

The Only way he would consider it i think if they wanted to make an almost Faithful Adaption , unlike the films . the Rights issue does not surprise me .For example Star Trek Licenses are split between Two Companies ,CBS and Paramount , One company Owns the Film rights and One the TV show rights or something like that

Or, someone hands him a check for 200 million.

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Who knows ,you could be right but they are known for protecting his work . it's a gamble i guess , We could get something aweful or excellent . I understand why people are paranoid tho considering the times

You know there will be rapping dwarves. You just fucking know it. It's Hollywood.

Hope based Christopher will go full Hitler on the producers

>yankian
What is this?

The protagonist from The Dark Tower series is a white man with pale, icy blue eyes yet they casted Idris Elba for the role. I hate Stephen King for allowing them to butcher not only this role but the whole opus.

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So, which Middle-Earth demographic will be the muslims? I'm not an expert on Tolkien lore. Which people is peace loving but forced into violent action by demonic white males?

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the arwen thing killed me, but jackson needed a romance i guess

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>Look mom, I'm being contrarian!

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I hope it'll adress the tax policy of Aragorn. It's gonna take a lot of gold to repair Minas Tirith.

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I'm guessing a lot of secondary female characters will be given leading roles. And also have relationships with Haradrim.

Orcs will suddenly be isolationist and concerned with racial purity (i.e. basically new Star Trek Klingons)

>litterates
Are you attempting the word literati?

Rosie Cotton will be a nigger. Bank it.

>Songs by Lin Manuel Miranda

Tolkien's work has been ruined.

lol sweden didn't even notice the last few movies.

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