Ask a Mexican anything

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How do I make beans taste good?

add cheese and onions.

do you know spanish?

And if I forgot to buy them?

Whats up with the blue hair and skulls on everything?

Dear god, how is she so hot? I would kill 2000 indians to be with her.

You liking Mexico livin'?

que bien los tacos muchos gracias por favor señor?

No they dont
They speak a hebrew-sami dialect

Ketchup.
Or, preferably, blueberry pancakes, sausage, and syrup.

Tell me about Zappatistas

mexican traditions

yes

onda vital jajajajja

they were bad hombres that were pissed off of progress.

I would like a proper response please

Please stop coming here?

"they were"
I thought that this movement still exist. Also aren;t they dirty commies?

Why should we care about Mexicans here

>500 years later and Spain is still being a bully
APOLOGIZE

Why are there so many weebs in Mexico?

They always say that if you vacation to mexico, don't drink the water


So, wtf do you guys drink?

they are. nah they are all dead.

Only if we get to keep the gold

smash them and fry them with lard or bacon fat.

Have you seen how corny telenovelas are
That's why

>implying mexican women look anything like this

ayer vi torrente 5, hablais horrendo.

You have 127 million people and a better climate but your country is a shit hole compared to Canada. Why?

Will you get the fuck out of my waterpark?

I love you ,hombre!

Batman y su archienemigo el malvado guasón

>shit hole compared to Canada

wrong.

pepe globos es bomberman? que carajo les pasa?

Is there any part of your country that still practices human sacrifice for religious or superstitious purposes?

Que cojones es pepe globos, no había oído eso en mi puta vida

Both countries are bad but for different reasons. Neither is a place I would want to live in or even visit.

why are you all fat and dont look like pic related?

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Why do you kid yourself that a mexican looks anything like that chick? She has a forehead, she's Aryan. Kek.

OP what is this screenshot from?

Why do you have high moral values but really shitty priorities that makes them redundant

Lo siento, tu castellano suena horrible, el acento mexicano se entiende mas.

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how do you feel about your gov, given your country is abundant in natural resources but the wealth is squandered

From Dusk Till Dawn

horrible movie btw

Why is incest so popular in your culture?

I learned about it because my wife was fucked by her every man in her family. Of course she told me this after we got married.

only north mexicans do that.

from dusk till dawn.

What would neo-Aztec nazi Mexico look like? Would you sacrifice Eternal Anglos on the newly built pyramids?

How do I be more polite to a grandmother native of mexico of the yaqui tribe.

Why do only North Mexicans do that?

And I thought that they were the whitest in the country?

we are, but people from iceland do that too.

JEJ

at least no kids from them

add epazote when you cook them

you do know that MS 13 is a Salvadorian and not a mexican gang right?

Are you saving up your pesos to pay for the wall w?

Dos cervezas, por favor.

Why do your women(the 2.4% that are attractive) have a shelf life of like 5 years then they age like milk?

Do you still praise Queltzalcoatl?