USA Today is perhaps actually retarded

This was posted today. I cannot believe the level of stupid I am seeing. As if the media needs more credibility problems.

Here is James Woods' tweet about it:
twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/928423643910213632

Please tell me a major MSM outlet didn't actually sink to this level.

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youtube.com/watch?v=VaP6LcXPdxg
twitter.com/USATODAY/status/928343873000054784
youtu.be/Mxtu228bYFw
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

amazing

> The shooter did not use a chainsaw bayonet.
That is an actual sentence written by a USA Today writer?

Blows my mind.

WE WUZ GEARS AND SHEEIT

>this is what the shooter used
wait... it's bullshit? we tweeted it... hold up, I got this
>LOL I TROLL U.png
fixed it!

Did one of you feed this to those idiots?

Guns are still bad, if you’re such a responsible owner point it at head and kill yourself.

Another brutal chainsaw bayonet rampage by Sam Hyde!

Fake and gay

theyre never going to stop trying
youtube.com/watch?v=VaP6LcXPdxg
purge

>One of those laws, which recently went into effect, requires residents to register all "military-style weapons" with the state. But tens of thousands of Connecticut residents refuse to register their guns, and they could soon be considered felons by the state if they continue to ignore the requirement.

I do not have any clue how this insanity made it into the mainstream. But even more sad is the failure of editorial function. So I am just amazed.

Bruh chainsaw bayonets sound metal as fuck

0/10

Apparently the mod actually exists, so it wasn't made up completely out of thin air...

We ork now. WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Chainsaw Bayonet is a good metal band name.

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twitter.com/USATODAY/status/928343873000054784

I feel this will actually be a band name before the day is out in US.

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Lmao

>I cannot believe the level of stupid I am seeing.
Level of stupid you are seeing isn't as bad as it actually is.

The USA, becoming a cartoon version of itself

The average american (pic related) needs some TV themed news if they want people to pay attention. Fake News + Zombie = Good Goy

Does a semi-auto even count as "military style"?

There's no way that shit works

AHHHHHH!!!

I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

Please fix your media. Even Japanese media sometimes take cue from US media, and it is always really silly so everyone know which story come from there.

I think the "cable cutting" movement in the US is fixing this problem in progress now, actually, so maybe the solution is patience.

Anyway.... holy shit.

Thanks

Wow. because no on'es ever made dick jokes with a gun before...

doesnt really matter when they dont know what the fuck theyre talking about dude
youtu.be/Mxtu228bYFw

I must have this now that I know it exists.

I don't even work in this environment anymore, but I must have this.

What next? a foreskin muzzle cover?
pube grip?

needs more dragon dildo

Everyone knows the msm is less credible than the Weeky World News (Batboy) was. At least the WWN had much better writers!

that's the fucking gayest thing on the planet

New suppressor name: the foreskin

I have friends who work at Surgeon Rifles and SAC. I might actually be able to recommend this...

That shit wont cut trough anything

We wuz Marcus phoenix and shiet

Grab justice
by the BALLS

I would never install such a thing on my rifle.

The chain would probably get fucked up real fast in actual combat.

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Nice, screencap this thread. Make it happen!
About time they have something to prevent water and shit from entering into the muzzle.

Glorious!

Some other user posted more of those but that is the only one I saved.

>top left
savage

What and make it a gun regulation as well? Lmao in order to fire the rifle you have to pull back the skin around the barrel? Hahaha

This just in

>detachable blame thrower

Very late here. I'll leave it open to see what comes of things. Some images already coming out are quite brilliant.
USA Today has become immensely memable already. I'll see if we can get a foreskin suppressor going eventually... hahaha.

Does anyone have a fake USA today account to post these to?

Holy kek. She started out somewhat reasonable, but that ending killed me.

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WE WUZ COG N SHIET

Sad but true

Anything black and 'scary' is military to gun grabbers

there isn't a chance in hell something that small could provide enough torque for a proper chainsaw

Black tactical sacs are scary now?

>pickatinny rails
kek

I almost spit out my omelette, holy fucking kek

Wow. That is some wild reporting. Was the ham-faced dog story in a real media outlet?

>Does anyone have a fake USA today account to post these to?
Stop being a pussy and post them right to USA today. We beat them so bad they had to issue retractions and changes involving an incredibly obscure chainsaw bayonet. Liberals will believe anything, and if you have a gun picture with a hot dog bayonet, they will be trying to stop us from having beef franks.

One of the few days I'm glad I stayed up a little too late.

You can buy condoms for your rifle?

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I love Finland

We can go deeper.

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>shooting magazines

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10/10

Just like in Gears of War!

I prefer the death star attachment myself. Great balance and firepower.

>Jam into human
>Gun makes a sound like a VHS player eating a tape becuase it uses a hedge trimmer motor
>Your weapon is now about as stuck as King Authors sword

>a foreskin muzzle cover?
Even better m8

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The point is that it's completely ridiculous to suggest that it makes it any more deadly
A normal bayonet would work far better

Islamic accessories

But does it come in m-lok?

Asking for a friend, I swear

Kek

You know what I want on my gun? A big pair of nigger nuts

Inception rail attachments

yeah but it won't trim hedges as effectively
pls nerf

get the fuck out of this thread, non-chainsaw shits!

This'll go great with my truck nutz.

>chainsaw bayonet
Can you fucking imagine if he had gone full Gears of War?

what the fuck do you need a chainsaw for?
in case a tree is growing in your shooting range?

>get shot
>blm riots

>nippongo poster

Not a dragon dildo but close enough.

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J-James W-W-Woods is b-b-base…

put these fucking kikes on crosses already

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>chainsaw bayonet

faller here. anyone want to guess how long and how well that saw will run without a motor, fuel, or chain oil.

AHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>make 'straw man' purchases a federal crime

Long enough to cut a door apart probabaly

fuggin ebin

however long it lasts, I want it on a handgun

>Here is James Woods' tweet about it:
How is that in any way relevant? Senpai isn't going to notice you on a latin sock knitting forum.