How did Colorado end up being the greatest state in the nation?

>Centennial state
>Booming economy
>Thriving rural areas and modern cities
>300 days of sunshine a year
>No humidity
>Mountains everywhere
>No fat people
>Good schools
>Greatest parties
>Tastiest beer
>Best Weed
>All the guns
>Most Freedoms
Why haven't you swallowed the Colorado pill user?
Also general ColoRADo thread.
Colorado bros report in.

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meh

Colorado's gun laws are terrible.

can i be your neighbor tommy?
i'll eat bacon with you

10 round mag limit

>DUDE WEED LMAO becomes a thing
>Turns into Commiefornia-lite

California has a better economy

>cowboy state
>Bad gun laws


How

Boulder.

Nah. In general CO has more gun rights then most states including
>open carry allowed
>conceal carry allowed and easy to obtain
>can buy any gun with no waiting period

>needs more then 10 rounds to hit target
learn some gun control bro

Lol you can get around that so easy. Almost every gun store I go to sells 30 round mags. They just pop the bottom off and take the spring out and suddenly it's a parts kit that you can legally purchase.

>10 round mag limit
>need a permit to carry

lol. Enjoy your delusions.

the chinooks or whatever screwing with the weather really threw me off
>Snow in July
What the fuck man?

>No permit needed to own or open carry
>ten round mag law is a joke
see

Columbine and Aurora influenced this. Also all the shithead hipsters in Boulder.

They have tons of oil companies
They're like a small texas

>>All the guns
You're so wrong here, bud.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_Colorado

It's fucking horrible to live here. Live anywhere except here

I thought that was Wyoming at first

My brother moved there and doesn't hate black people anymore. I need to go out and visit him some time to see what's up. When he came back to visit he asked me stupid questions like why are there bullet holes in the sushi place windows. Because of niggers idiot, remember?

i miss living in colorado

i live in texas now and the heat is shitty

Nope. Colorado has some of the most lax laws of any state. Prove to me ALL the other 49 states have looser laws. ProTip: You can't.

I sincerley hope you fucking die. You have no idea what its like to live here, or how drastically this place has changed in the last two years. Fuck off faggot.

Colorado has a low nigger quotient. Niggers make up less then 5% of the population
censusscope.org/us/rank_race_blackafricanamerican.html

He hasn't been to aurora yet

Quit your crying and move to Texas if you hate it here faggot.

Goldenfag here.
This state WAS GOAT until califagians started fleeing their collapsing shithole to come here and introduce their shitty way of life and inability to drive in snow, Ice or even rain. Then legalizing weed made it even worse as the dregs of every state started flocking here.

There's three things needed to Make Colorado Great Again:
1) Nuke Boulder
2) Find some way to make this state unappealing to Californians so they go shit up Texas or cascadia instead when they flee their state
3) Either criminalize weed or the other states legalize it

As more people from California move in your state will begin to degrade as if I recall Denver is already a slowly growing cancer upon the state, even the AF academy had the false-flagging nogs getting everyone up in arms for more diversity. Give it 20 years before the transplants have fully derailed your home.

>Bluecifer
>Satanic murals

All this before you leave the airport.

t. LA or Chicago fag who moved here.
Compared to other blue states, CO has okayish gun laws.
Compared to pretty much ever red state plus blue states like Minnesomalia, upper New England and Washington/Oregon, they're awful.

kek the statue killed the guy who made it too

Pot head hobo's ruining the name of pot use. Fuckin Denver, Colorado.

Too late man. They sell their California crack shack for a million bucks and move into a new mcmansion here

We might be able to slow boulder by getting rid of government grants for education for sjw studies

Hey that's familiar.

Shut up faggot, Colorado is fulll. We don’t need any more cali fucks or spics here.

CO fag checking in.
Can confirm CO as the new USA.
Move here and be COMPED with relaxed weed laws.

Open carry anywhere besides Denver.

They had an outright gun ban during the actual cowboy era but no one followed it during the Dodge City War to say the least.

Soon there will be a larger New Yorker and California population with Mexican labor than there are native Colorodoans. Its what your progressive libertarian left wing mindset gets you faggots. Of course you have the Aspen Institute at the top of the mountain raining down multiculturalism on the United States from their all white wealth capital.

some of CO is nice. it isn't quite like what is portrayed in the media (mountains, lovely landscapes, etc). Much of it is desert shithole filled with fat wal-mart people and spics.
the mountain towns are generally over run by yuppies and libtards.
much of the land is cursed by some Ute indian bullshit, making the 300 days of sunlight a bane rather than a boon - it is a sickly, nasty heat that extracts a foul smell from everyone, making them appear greasy and unkempt.
The schools are dominated by useful idiots as educators
the Beer is great, yes.
Finding work is very difficult - many low-end shit jobs that should be occupied by high schoolers are worked by middle aged people- very embarrassing.
Marijuana is a joke - I don't know why people smoke it, but yeah, it is here everywhere and seems to make people complacent and retarted.
the homeless and vagrant population is out of control - gutter-crust hippies band together in homeless troops and flood soup kitchens. You see these wastes of sperm and ovum busking their shitty music on every corner of every main street. White kids begging for money. I tell them to get a job and act their race - get called fascist a lot.
Rent is outrageous.
Fundie Christians have dominated the Springs area - *shudder*
I must mention stupid hippies and homeless people again. I hate them. They smell bad and yell at you when you reply 'I don't have any change to spare.'
want to mow them down.
Yeah, fuck Colorado - moving soon

>expensive as shit
>cold as balls
>food sucks
>no ocean
>Denver is Homeless City, bums shitting all over and throwing needles on the ground
>I've actually had a nightmare about stepping on a used druggie needle barefoot and getting AIDS, that's how bad that shit is here
>dog shit all over
>traffic is abominable, parking impossible
>commiefornians and texass transplants moving in, caging the place up and being asshole drivers, crashing in 1/4 inch of snow
>liberals multiplying, pozz is spreading, antifa presence
>spics everywhere, half the state is god damned spic
>east colorado is literally nothing: the place
>altitude fucks with baking, tourists get drunk on 1 beer because altitude
>pretentious craft beer and "natives"
>potheads all over
>taxes are getting more expensive
>literally becoming a landlocked commiefornia as the days pass
>food. blows. ass.
>houses are all ugly and stupid as fuark
>bunch of overeducated dumbasses and yuppies
>hail fucks everyone's shit on the regular

>have legitimate cowboys
>most of the state is undeveloped mountains or plains
>colorado river is badass
>for a large city, Denver isn't the worst. At least it isn't shitcongo or killadelphia
>low humidity, no swamp ass
>fairly cyclist-friendly
>no fat people
>other than hail and wildfires, no natural disasters to worry about

>open carry allowed

State-wide, retard. 95% of the jobs are in...Denver. And ALL carry is b& in Denver because liberal faggots pozzing the place up.

Pretty accurate tbqh

FUCK OFF WERE FULL!
I hate you

you can thank us Californians. redneck natives need to get out and/or die

Don't come here. It's a shithole.. at least my part I feel shame when I say I'm in Pueblo, they instantly think I'm a spic and in a gang. Fuck this state go to a better state and just wait for your dude weed

you califags wont preserve what natural beauty it has - you degenerate fuckers will over run the landscape with concrete for niggers to shit upon. you will fill the streets with car exhaust that you choke on between every bite of your shitty microwaved bagel.
R

They all live in Denver too. I couldn't believe how many nigs live downtown. None of them fucking work either, they just smoke weed and collect welfare/section 8.
10 years ago they used to be confined to the Five Points neighborhood, but now they're all over the city, especially Aurora like another poster mentioned.
Love the state, hate the people. Everyone is so fucking liberal in Denver.

They have many marijuanas

>commiefornians pretend to love muh environment
>drive cars everywhere all the time
>like 8 of the 20 worst cities for pollution in the US are in Commiefornia
>the shithole that is LA -- 7 boroughs of bumper to bumper, 20 mile long traffic jams 24/7
>sanfagchinko is so bad they have to bleach the fucking sidewalks
>commiefornians
>talking shit on anyone
>not being massive asslicking hypocrites
You need to be nuked. I'd rather have a syrian than a commiefornian rapefugee at this point, because at least the syrian won't take my job and is easy to spot from a distance.

One thing I can say for coloradans, is that they actually DO care about the environment, not in the commiefornian car-driving starbucks-cup-throwing way. In an separated-recycling, composted, local-grown, cyclist-in-winter way. CA needs to fuck off and fall into the ocean. Even fucking Alabama is better than commiefornia.

>tastiest beer
please

>ALL carry is b& in Denver
False. Conceal carry is allowed in Denver.
denvergov.org/content/denvergov/en/police-department/programs-services/concealed-weapons-permits.html

Mega Keks
the rednex here give a shit about the environment - it is where they hunt, fish and camp. it is the spandex fags that want to pave trails and create roads in the mountains to make vehicular access to these places much easier for the assholes that don't deserve nor really give a shit about our lovely Earth beyond the concrete jungle.
When we wanted to get rid of the Coal train in our city because it was such a bad pollutant, it was the californians who bitched and petitioned to keep it around 'to bring in more tourism'.
It was fucking crazy to see how the citizenry was divided on this issue. The town kept the god dammed train, even though lung cancer rates were much higher in this city.
nuuuther story These fucking Jews wanted to strip a not well known and beautiful part of the forest outside of town to put in a bunch of trashy commercial buildings. Again, it was the Right wing who crushed this movement and many libtards jumped on board even though their little Prius' that lacks 4x4 just cant make it out there.

>Starts thread about Colorado
>Posts Wyoming instead
wat

Palmer Divide reporting in.

Also, stay the fuck out.

>pretentious craft beer
Some of their "pretentious craft beer" is pretty good. Not Oregon good, but better than anything east of Colorado

Why does the military need more than 10 rounds?

fuck off roach

This.
Seems like every CA transplant in OR is some wheeler-dealer who wants to make a quick buck fucking up everyone else's shit

Not one sheriff in the state enforces it. We also recalled two politicians for them supporting the bill. 10 rd mag limit essentially doesn't exist.

Greatest state coming through.

>300 day sunshine
That's great!
>Average low in the summer is 40 degrees
Not so great

If I ever get enough money I'm moving to Arizona, you whites can enjoy your frozen squares.