Only Dimblebot tonight due to parliamentary recess. Which is always a bad thing.
Tonight's panel from the south east London ghetto of Croydon is uninspiring to say the least. Warty-jawed dyke Justine Greening and Momentum target Stella Creasy are the only politicians on the panel, with Kirstie Allsopp (remember her?) also featuring. Still, at least Charles Moore will provide some balance.
On QT (10:45pm - 11:45pm): >David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Croydon. On the panel are secretary of state for education and minister for women and equalities Justine Greening, Labour MP for Walthamstow Stella Creasy, television presenter Kirstie Allsopp, Guardian columnist and lead writer on the Paradise Papers Aditya Chakrabortty, and Daily Telegraph and Spectator columnist Charles Moore.
No doubt Charles Moore will be drawing attention to our country's dire lack of top hatters.
Dylan Davis
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Brayden Butler
They are all cuckolds.
Bentley Wilson
Even Charles "Jimmy Savile was treated unfairly" Moore?
Blake Ross
moore is ok
Dominic Harris
He has the "JUST CLUCK MY FACE UP" face. But even if he isn't pozzed he's going to get pozzed on the show because the rest of them are 100% OWEN JONESIFIED.
Elijah Taylor
>1st question >IS IT RIGHT THAT MEN IN HOLLYWOOD GET AWAY WITH RAPE
2nd question >MUH BREXIT MUH HATE ATTACKS
3rd question >MUH NHS IS UNDERFUNDED THE TORIES THE TORIES THE TORIES
5th question >token joke question with one word answer but none of the panel give a one word answer
Eli Hill
What's with all these Chakraborrtys I keep seeing, they seem to be fucking everywhere.
Jack Morales
Every Thursday I look forward to these threads all day.
Jayden Carter
What are you're QT noms, lads? Cup of tea and Crunchie for me tonight.
Nicholas Kelly
Anyone else happen to see that both ITV and Channel 4 had Anti far-right documentaries on at the same time tonight?
Jackson James
*your FFS
Jordan James
It's the paki equivalent of smith
Grayson Jackson
Literally 70 percent will be taken up by questions about Theresa May's leadership.
Austin Walker
Same Olaf, The reason why I watch QT, longing to see /ourguy/ in the audience
Adam Taylor
>TFW 5 MINUTES BEHIND
REEEEEEE
Blake Ortiz
im just hoping someone brings up pretty and israel, i'll massive shitshow , espescially in croydon with all the pakis
Grayson Myers
I need Kirstie Allsop to make sense of all this for me!
Gavin Moore
Who's up for some bingo? We've had 4 weeks without the Red Bus, I'm gonna kill myself if it happens again
Aiden Foster
Shit episodes incoming. Why do we do this to ourselves?
Dominic Morgan
Is Penny Mordaunt the sexiest MP ever?
I want to fuck the shit out of her all night
Brody Watson
>Justine Greening Literally only in a job because she has a pussy
Levi Sullivan
we've lost control of our lives
Christopher Lee
did the weather nigga just say 'i wish you a peaceful night'?
Sebastian Myers
We are German diaspora (Anglo) and therefore have inherited their need for punishment. Of course we can't match them they are a whole new level of self punishment but yeah.
Jaxson Perry
20 years ago yeah, shes pretty fit for a 40 year old woman
Isaiah Wright
Liz Truss Esther Mcvey
Joshua Rodriguez
THE STATE OF THAT AUDIENCE
Connor Gonzalez
Stella is a bitch btw.
Cooper King
>no [THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE]
Daniel Ramirez
MUH STRONG AND STABLE
>no >[THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE]
Thomas Ross
Chakrabo000000000000000rtty
Evan Smith
'STONGK AND STABRKT'
Virtue signalling to applause
Caleb Hill
>minister for women and equality
are you kidding me
why is there an office for this?
Kayden Richardson
>STRONG AND STABLE
Cooper Harris
It's barely started and I'm already bored.
Brody Lewis
LITERALLY KIRSTY ALLSOP
Thanks bbz
Nathaniel Davis
>Liz Truss
Eli Torres
Probably would 2bh
Gavin Johnson
>Minister for white males RAYCIS
Juan Cook
>getting triggered this hard not 20 seconds into the show
Landon Phillips
nuck figgers
Blake Bell
Women are oppressed.
Austin Morgan
The labour mp of Wigan is attractive
Logan Parker
what about Luciana Berger?
Lucas Evans
I thought some poet guy was meant to be on?
Jackson Ross
Not a patch on are Jess m8.
Adrian Wilson
GEMMA COLLINS A QT
Dominic Wood
Charles Moore is gunna get lynched if he says somthing vaguely right wing.
Joseph Brooks
>not priti patel
sage
Colton James
Stella has put on weight. She used to be pretty qt.
Zachary Reed
she has them sket eyebrows
Jonathan Sullivan
Terrible eyebrow form
Carson Powell
Generic virtue signalling labour politician and Literally the most boring Tory that exists
Matthew Brown
>McOyvey
Austin Reyes
I'm asleep already fuck sake
Justin Parker
>Croydon Fucking hell. This audience is going to be seriously (((diverse)))
Leo Smith
How do I stream it in MPV
Carter Kelly
Looks like a bird who works on reception in my place. Stare at her arse at every opportunity, don't feel remotely bad
Brandon Reyes
Justine Greening is one of those politicians who is so boring that I honestly can't remember if she's Tory or Labour
Henry Garcia
To force the BBC to promote womens football as much as mens
Cooper Morgan
Gas yourself.
Gavin Morgan
this is gonna be a shit episode isn't it.
Samuel Brown
>this is a 10/10 in croydon t.croydon
Alexander Gutierrez
>Bent I'm not fucking her eyebrows desu
Brody Lewis
FEMINISM.CUM ISLAMED.SHARIA
Carson Walker
Sounds like a bint thought 2bh
Ayden Miller
*sassy head shake*
Carter Mitchell
There's alot like that
Mason Perez
What a disgusting accent
Zachary Long
>painted eyebrows
no thanks.
Elijah Nguyen
Already is.
Cameron Gonzalez
I feel exactly the same way.
Angel Young
This whigger talking
James Moore
There have been a few who suggested it should just be changed to equality minister but they all got shouted down as misogynists.
Owen Stewart
>the state of this audience compared to last week's articulate and handsome Scottish audience
Aiden James
I hate London accents
Grayson Nelson
Why the fuck is Kirstie on? what does she bring to the table?
Josiah Gonzalez
>Good or outstanding >Implying you can't just change the standards and make it look good
Robert Gomez
the shit ones always end up the best, just watch
Hudson Scott
I like this 38 year old virgin, even though she lost.