Louis C.K 'got naked and masturbated in front of comedians against their will'

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>Five women have accused Louis C.K of sexual misconduct dating back a decade
Allegations were published by the New York >Times on Thursday afternoon just hours after the premiere of his new film 'I Love You Daddy' was cancelled
>Comedians Dana Min Goodman and Julia Wolov claim he got naked and masturbated in front of them in an Aspen hotel room in 2002
>Abby Schachner alleges that he masturbated while on the phone to her in 2003
>Actress Rebecca Corry also claims that Louis asked if he could masturbate in front of her in 2005 while they were working on a TV pilot
>Courteney Cox and David Arquette were the executive producers on the unnamed show at the time and confirmed the alleged incident
>She added that he apologized to her in 2015 in the months before rumors of his sexual misconduct were first published
>Another anonymous woman also alleged he masturbated in front of her
>Louis C.K declined to comment on the allegations outlined by the five women

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Fucking pervert.

LMAO ALL THESE KIKES JACK OFF INTO FRONT OF WOMEN

They don't even penetrate them, they're so fucking insecure and beta that they just want someone to look at them naked. How fucking pathetic can you be?

>masturbated in front of comedians against their will

Nigga, just turn around and walk away. The door's right there. I saw a guy masturbate on the bus once. I didn't cry about it, I just fucking walked to the other end of the bus.

*IN FRONT OF

JUST
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Countdown to suicide?

Deadpool bets?

Should imdb add a sexual assault section to their website?

COME LAUGH WITH ME

CELEBS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Might be consensual considering how a lot of female actresses turned out to be glorified prostitutes

>dating back a decade

so they watched him jack a load then got mad after they never got famous for their period jokes?

Now entering the next wave of Feminism via Social Media: Witch Hunts

For every legit case there will be hundreds of false accusations. Don't celebrate the few degenerates being taken out, think long term.

It's the death grip from fap addiction. They can't get off on vaginal sex. Most men today except chads suffer from this. Non-chad celebrities have the status to gratify themselves this way, where normal men just try to shove their wet noodle in until the girl pretends to come.

>can I masturbate in front of you, m'lady?
Holy fuck, what an absolute cuck.

Masturbated in front of someone "against their will"? Can't you just leave?
What does he mean by this?

They consented at the time

*blocks your path*
*unzips dick*

this isn't real. it's from his show. still, it's pretty weird.

In some states women can withdraw consent after sex. Women can literally just regret sex and legally call it rape.

>"unzips dick"
Hol up

>Louis C.K declined to comment on the allegations outlined by the five women

Serves this degenerate leftist JEW right. Live by the SJW, die by the SJW.

Bingo. This shit is going to get worse for us all.

WHOS NEXT WHOS NEXT?

PLEASE BE COLBERT!!!!

What happens to the movie? I want to see sexy Chloe flirting with old men.

Why is it always "got naked and masturbated"? Just fap to a fucking picture or something.

this has been known for YEARS. everyone in the world knew this. why is this a think now?

Wow another outspoken male SJW turns out to be a sexual predator. Shocker.

>pretend to take women comics seriously
>get them alone
>try to jerk off in front of them
these chicks are probably all so depressed when they realize louis ck doesnt give a fuck about their comedy and were duped into watching him crank one out. most of these chicks probably spend all their time "joking" about how slutty and disgusting they are but but cry uncle when confronted with the true depths of male perversion.

are you a famous comedian/actor ?

Blood in the water with Weinstein. And it worked. So they tried Kevin Spacey and women now can see that not only will it ruin their career, they have the power to stop entire shows and movies from being made or released. That's significant power just by saying a few words. So like any other predator that finds a weakness, they exploit it.

Notice how even hard nationalists here are approving of these accusations. No one even mentions how we should proceed within the law.

This has been a steady pattern all the way back through Gamergate.

You and your meme flag are missing the point.

Lol, I remember this has been a rumor in the Chicago theater community for a long time. Apparently he did this to Garfunkle and Oats as well. Kek be willing, it will be news tomorrow.

Screenshot this.

you and your meme flag don't have one

newfag

I hope so but that unfunny fag seems like he'd have a clean slate

literally 10-15 years.
And the girls were fine with it.
and watched so close that the jizz went into her face, where the other girl licked it off.
and the girls enjoyed that part.

until they changed her mind over a decade later and now it's rape.

seriously, this "he raped me 15 years ago" for shaming and ousting people from holliwood for saying the wrong thing needs to stop.

At least they were honest with Mel Gibson's ousting, well, until they learned nobody held it against him for disliking jews.

All joking aside you have a point. But, I doubt it can go on like this forever. At some point all of this is going to reach critical mass and people will start to get tired of it. It's going to have a backlash, just you watch.

>Notice how even hard nationalists here are approving of these accusations.

we are having the same thing in sweden, in the uk politicians even have killed themselves, /ourguys/ are not public figures in the normie spotlight so why the fuck would we care? i have been waiting for this day for three years when i said one day these people will fight over who gets to kill themselves first and its fucking happening

Against there will? Did he have them tied down or drug?why couldn't they just leave the room?

A society can't function if every woman who got fucked can just come back decades later and ruin a guy's life. This does more to hurt women's right's movements than to help them, because nobody wants to be on the receiving end of this, and so many guys have at least a couple times in their life where they came onto a girl who didnt want it.

Nah I know it's a greentext meme. Just like how you should know the other boys club members were discussed as potential corruptions after pepe's "death"

It wasn't against their will at all, can you read??

I get it. It feels cathartic. But it will hit us, quietly. And if we truly believe in a strong national identity built on western values (I know I do at least) then we can't just sit and let the law be circumvented.

And he even asked them? I really don't see what Louis CK did wrong. Unless I'm missing something?

Even if it's indecent is masturbating in front of someone equivalent to rape?

Fuckin doofus, that other user was suggesting that this trend will eventually move beyond celebrities and onto random men being accused of impropriety en mass.

>HUMOR stems from truth
>comedians find outrageous things in their life to joke about
theres very much truth in this. this only backs it up
#gooeylouie

I thought we already knew this from years ago, how is it news AGAIN?

>depriving themselves of nutrients
>fucking up their dicks
>not impregnating a qt like her
Louis CucK

>defending kikes and hollywood parasites
>ever
Your nose is showing

Nth post, best post

all "male" feminists are on suicide watch now that they've been exposed

He doesn't.
They're doing it because Louis just started making some real money.

KeK those Minecraft jokes actually got me!! Where can I find that book

>Abby Schachner alleges that he masturbated while on the phone to her in 2003

He did it wrong. She isn't supposed to know you're jerking it while on the phone.

>KeK those Minecraft jokes actually got me!! Where can I find that book

It wont because the (((media))) and (((hollywood))) set themselves up for this with their own virtue signalling, none of them have even denied it so I'm sure the accusations have some substance to them.
Hollywood is imploding under its own political correctness and its a beautiful sight.

While I like watching these soy fags burn in their own flames, it sets a dangerous precedent for anyone they disagree with or dislike. It's allegations, and proving a rape from decades ago isn't easy. It becomes her word against his. Things get more complicated if people can "corroborate" the story.

>masturbation is rape now
really makes you think

Kek

I hope he doesnt apologize. I hope he owns it. JUST FOR ONCE WHY CANT SOMEONE OWN IT

>Be a man
>Expected to make the first move
>Do
>Get accused of sexual harassment 16 years later

Is this the coup de grace to men in general?

I wouldn't even hate on these guys hadn't it been for them being such virtue signalling faggots

they didn't call it rape, they called it sexual harassment. He's still weird, it was funny the first 2 stand ups, but then he just kept saying the same thing over and over and over and over.

This.

Close your eyes, walk out the door. If he's blocking the door thats false imprisonment.

I'm starting to think the sjw female comedians are trying to bring the successful make ones down so they can move up and get a chance to make it big. I'm all for these leftist cunts being hypocrites like Ben Affleck but these blind allegations coming out of nowhere all of a sudden? They had no problem keeping it a secret for years or decades?

hot girl

>it sets a dangerous precedent
No it doesnt and its only affecting pedowood because its full of jewish virtue signallers that wouldnt dare question a woman and be accused of victim blaming.
If some roastie came in to my workplace and threw baseless rape accusations at me, my employer wouldnt give a fuck and nothing would change.
These accusations are only gaining traction because women are the biggest consumers of the entertainment industry and its been overtaken by SJWs who will throw anyone under the bus for some good boy points.

he seems like the exact arrogant psycho who'd have skeletons in his bunker

Is there any hard evidence of the claims made by these women?

Same reason it's always Jews.

he didn't even do it against their will. they admit in the article he asked for their consent.

what's the problem here?

True but let's enjoy the show for now. The ones being taken down are the biggest SJW gender sellout males who helped spread this shit to pop culture in the first place. At least enjoy them having to eat the shit sandwich they tried to feed us.

CK raped women?!?!
Thanks, Obama.

its literally nothing. worst case scenario he gets charged with indecent exposure and gets a fine

>masturbated while on the phone to her in 2003

so fucking what

>asked if he could masturbate

so fucking what part 2

>another anonymous woman

won't even bother about that.

He's gonna be put in a same club as Wienerstein.
He's fucked!

the anonymous woman admitted she watched him do it willingly so you weren't missing anything.

>>Be a man
>>Expected to make the first move
>>Do

So masturbating in front of casual acquaintances is considered the "First Move" now?

WOW. Very Charlie Sheen creepy like.

Asking for permission to masturbate before masturbating in front of someone = rape

Put me down 20 for suicide by pills and 15 for suicide from erotic asphyxiation

Jesus christ leaf, your buses are full of chinese cannibals & chronic masturbators

>Be chad
>Whip out dick and begin masturbating in front of grown ass men
>Sexual harassment 16 years later because they just couldn't cope with what just happened 16 years later

Srsly, either you are a chad expected to make the first move, in which case you'll make an ass of yourself in the process too. Or you're a cuck who asks women if you can kiss them.

We are moving to the latter it appears

Do you think Hitler ever did some dirty stuff in his life? Besides getting some ash on him.

I hope to kek it’s Dan

This is what is happening, however even if it does happen, nobody actually likes female "comedians", so all this does is reset the stage for new up-and-coming male comedians to take their place

What CK's lawyer will say
-Women were adults
-He asked and seemingly got some form of consent
-No employee/applicant relationship
-Years after statute of limitation passed

You dont need hard evidence to ruin years of a man's reputation in minutes.

...

>"he masturbated while on the phone"

They can't even press a button to hang up, how are they supposed to gather evidence?

What other side will say:
> RAAAAAAPE
>MUH VAGINUH
> FEMINISM REEEEEEE
and then Shekleburg the lawyer will begin rubbing his hands together

It wasn't against their will and it's not harassment. Why are you buying into feminist propaganda?

This is even more hilarious because he looks like a guy I know who is a compulsive masturbator. Fucking gingers. kek

>memes from nearly a year ago were proven correct yet again

this is a phenomenon we should talk about

>been here for 6 months
>not a newfag
Pick one

>They can't even press a button to hang up, how are they supposed to gather evidence?
Let's put them in charge of homeland security

Couldn't happen to a better person than CK, but how will sexual consent between adults be contracted now. Pen and paper? Get witnesses?

Who gives a fuck? I've tried to kiss a few girls without asking them first and my intent was to eventually stick my cock in their pussy. Guess I'm a sick fuck predator...

I had a dream last night I raped a woman in the ass whilst robbing a bank, it was weird because I genuinely felt the sensation in real life, and I don't know how that happened.

Apparently, whatever happens you'll be accused of harassment

Lol this first pic of Dana in google is her grabbing some chicks tits, can’t make this shit up.