I'm a white man.
I walk down the street.
Group of niggers listening to rap outside their house.
"Turn off that monkey music niggers" I say.
They approach me.
"What you say white boy?" they say.
I look them in the eyes.
Pull out my gun.
Shoot them all dead.
Police watches from a distance.
Sheriff gives me nod of approval.
I smile.
I keep walking.
Mexican tries to sell me a taco from his disgusting food stand.
Walk over to him.
Bend him over.
I pull down his pants.
Dump an entire 4 liter bottle of Tapatio down his ass.
"AY CALIENTE" he screams.
Break the the bottle over his head.
Walk away.
Mexican youths watching from the distance approach me.
"Ay holmes you lookin to die today ese?"
I scoff.
Grab a piece of glass from the floor.
Slice the spics throat.
They run away.
Typical.
Keep walking.
4 women with dyed hair standing in the corner.
Listening to weird distorted ambient music.
Get in the fat ones face.
"What the fuck are you supposed to be?" I say
She looks down in shame.
Grab her hair and cock her head back.
"Answer the question whore"
"I-I-I don't know"
I smile.
Headbutt her.
Nose broken.
Blood all over my face.
Look the other women in the eyes.
I grin.
They run away.
I spit on the whore on the floor.
Continue walking.
Spot Asian male walking the opposite sidewalk.
He stares at me.
Soulless gook stare.
Devoid of empathy.
I stop.
He stops.
"Hmph" he says.
Rushes at me with his katana.
I shoot him dead.
Never bring a blade to a gun fight's what my papa always told me.
Walk to city hall.
Filthy Kikes wearing suits in front of a government building.
I stare at them.
"Oy goyim, stare at me again and that'll be a 300$ fine.
I laugh.
Walk over to them.
Shove a ten dollar quarter roll down his throat.
He's turning all kinds of blue.
Keep the change is what I tell him.
Dirty kikes apologize.
I spit on their shoes.
They run away.
Its another shoah! They shout.
I scoff.
I walk home.
I'm a white man
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>Listening to weird distorted ambient music.
Lol?
What brand of autism is this?
and then you threw your wank sock in the corner
>american flag
>white
This is top quality
>kekistan flag
>higher than 60 iq
True american. God speed
Ah...
Better times.
Sounds like a fun, productive day desu
Dirty sand-ape's pushing their curry cart's around listening to extra hardcore monkey music from their stereos.....push your curry cart's back to the third world nig nog.
And you let (((them))) alive? Pussy
Based.
>2017
>don't listen based right rap
>leave the women and the jews alive
>the only ones who can manipulate information to destroy your culture
lol
Probably only speaks english. Why would he listen to this shit? U really are dumb how would u expect that? Maybe instead of pluggimg ur favorite degenerate rappers u should plug ur fuckin head with a bullet
niggerwalks.txt
This is meta-ironic, very funny, well done! you're a bright guy
Insert nunchakus in place of the gun and you've got yourself a winner of a story.
Red pill
>Devoid of empathy.
audible keks from me when i got to this line.
wtf burger? not cool, tacos are hapiness in food shape, don't hit a paco instead eat a taco
That must have been a really enthusiastic walk.
A mexican with a mexican flag. Try to keep it that way jose. Do mexicans like burgers as much as americans like tacos?
Haha, he seems to be a strange kid indeed. But its a funny story
looked who showed up in your thread OP you know what to do. time to take out the fucking trash.
U walked away from the broken glasd and yet were able to pick yp a piece when the spics approached u. Bad writing, mr koontz
>OP in reality
STFU furry faggot
Do you like dank memes bro?
not really, burgers are good but they prefer mexican food since is cheaper, the cheapest burger I bought was 29 pesos (about 1.5 dollars) for that price I can buy 5 tacos and still have 4 pesos left
Then you walked away and every gave you a standing ovation.
"Bravo, sir, bravo."
sure why not
...
It reads like a Maddox story. It's funny I just didn't expect it.
Jesus i was nearly there.
sorry bean brain kicked in
I had to live in Mexico for a minute. I had a lot of fun.
that's not nice for a leaf, want some sace induced diarrhea ese?
And yet you didn't have the balls to fuck with a Muslim, even your fantasy knows better
you're an asshole
Honestly i prefer mexican to a burger and fries most days. Real shit not mexiamerican trash. Sorry about ur country being poor. My brother is half domican. Is that black or hispanic or both?
Should be an animated moonman music video desu
I have been living in mexico for 22 years, still feels like living in a shithole
Entertaining story but you sully the uniform by posting that image along with it
See ahmed.
"Filthy infidel."
Walk over to slice his throat and dous him with pigs blood.
*beepbeepbeepbeep*
"What the FU-*BOOOOOOOOOMAAUUUUUUUAHHHAHAHHH*
>terrorists win
>He stares at me. Soulless gook stare. Devoid of empathy.
Best part.
vid nxt time op
you get a bit used to the poorness of your country and just start taking it with humor.
I think he is hispanic but he might be black since there's a lot of blacks in the caribbean, usually dominicans just bring awfull music to others countries
I lived in detroit, i get it. Id rather be in mexico..
See Mudslimes enjoying a nice day at the beach.
I show up and set up near them.
Trashbag next to husband is complaining about me being near.
Rug sucker approaches while I'm applying SPF200.
"Kufir leave this is our land now"
Take out my supersoaker full of pig blood.
Blast the fuckers just like my granpappy with his flammenwerfer.
That's a long time! I was in DF for about 3 months, then to Tuxtla for a couple of months, then up to Hermosillo for a while. I liked Mexico City the best, even though there were a bunch of shit holes around -- there were plenty of nice areas. A lot of nice women too.
maybe is not that bad there, were I live makes me think of india, when I get out of my apartment I see dog poop a meter away from my door, when I go down stairs there is more dog poop, when I walk outside the apartment complex I have to watch my steps so I don't step on a poop, when I walk on the sidewalk more poop, it's fucking everywhere, also living in an earthquake area is not very relaxing
Ran out of space fag
Detroit is not that bad. It's actually a great place to start a business right now.
Go fuck yourself
Replace dog poop with human poop and thats india
Why did you write something that seems like a story in the present tense?
Because I'm right?
And then the whole town clapped
I'm living right now in df, I don't like it, mexican arquitecture is not my thing, but the bellas artes area is nice.
how much inches or cm do you thing is the difference between the average height of people you have living with compared with the mexicans you saw here?
I was on 7 and livernois. It was a shithole. How u gomna tell me it isnt?
>Leftists screencap this
>Claim it's a perfect depiction of how cis white males behave
>250,000 likes, 350,000 shares
>2,500 comments
>All claiming to have been raped/assaulted by this man
Every city has shitholes. I'm saying it's not as bad as everyone thinks it is.
Beautiful user
What do you have against Asians?
Also noticed how you didn't do anything to faggots in your story.
Really makes you think.
yep, I also have seen human poop in the subway twice and parents letting their kid poop in the street also twice
Thanks for the (You)
And by the way, never live on a numbered street. They are notoriously known to be shitholes in just about any city.
...
The best kind.
Fair. But detroit is still pretty fucked. I live in fenton now much better. Even if its pretty bumfuck
Ever think about coming here ****LEGALLY****?
Could this fresh copypasta material??
HEhh,. Nothing personel
Yes, no doubt Detroit is one of our most fucked cities. Hopfully one day it will rise again to be one of the best like it used to be.
>and then you threw your wank sock in the corner
This is why I love Sup Forums
But with monkey liberals in charge of that city it will NEVER happen.
no, I want to travel to austria or germany and stay there since I have german heritage, and maybe I'll travel to some parts of usa because there's a lot of wonders there
It wont do that filled with nignogs. Detroit downtown is nice but the surrounding sprawl is done.
So your a white microdick like Tonald Drump.
Your wife is approached by an italian stalion.
She goes full dogging.
After that she got blacked at a rap concert. They didn't let you in. Now you are fighting over burgers with an asian nanopenis.
Agreed. With nigs in charge it will go nowhere.
Written, directed and starring Clint Eastwood
Clint spoke from his heart in that movie. He got away with it because he was "acting."
RP is a relief for people who can't effectively handle real life situations. Well done, OP. Your story suggests you are a monstrously beta girly man it's so good. -1 for forgetting your meme nazi nuflag tho
Vote coleman young jr desu
Liked it user
The globalist with their mind control! Fluoride in the water, sterilizing our women. It's all been confirmed by the Buildabergs.
This just in, the Build a Bear outlet is a front for the Bilderberg Group. So you think you're going to have a nice time buying your child a teddy bear when your unknowingly funding Bilderberg and your child is secretly being controlled by chemicals they put in the bears. This is just insane folks.