So what stops my neighbor from beating my ass for keeping a messy unkempt yard in a libertarian society?

So what stops my neighbor from beating my ass for keeping a messy unkempt yard in a libertarian society?

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you not being a pussy and throwing down?

a gun

What stopped them in a statist society?

>best answer
>leaf

stopp worryin about your neighbor they will probably fuck u up because of your worry

lmfao

oh yeah guess what, that "yard dispute" claim turned out to be complete bullshit fyi

Police. Laws against messy yards.

top shelf shitpost
why is an american using a canadian proxy?

Roads

the threat of using your gun

I actually feel bad for Rand Paul. Got his ass kicked by a commie, and no one gave a shit.

>ancap flag
Libertarian society isn't anarchy. You can't do harm to others without physical/legal penalty.

Federal prosecutors gave a shit cause guy is now looking at serious jail time, turned out it wasn't a yard dispute but a psycho lefty and according to everyone he just blindsided rand out of nowhere, they didn't even have an argument

Sweetie

Is a messy shitty lawn a violation of the NAP?

Does he have the Constitution on his tie

lol, beta lefty cucks can't even respond

LEFTY KEKS JUST GOT BTFO

Just switch Rand Paul with Chuck Schumer and you wouldnt be able to change the channel twice or get through two clicks on normie internet without hearing about it

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Or rather, the lack thereof.
You see, if there are no public roads, your neighbour is physically unable to get to your house without trespassing on private property, at which point he can be shot with no bad consequences for you.

>Rand got his ass kicked

While mowing the lawn
With earplugs in
Blindsided from behind out of nowhere

>implying ass kicked

Gas yourself

Rand shoulda shot him tbqh

Apparently OP doesn't understand libertarianism. Get on on Wikipedia or something unless you want to reveal your ignorance.

He couldn’t react quickly to defend himself against some cuck anesthesiologist? He took such a severe beating that it broke ribs?

Sweetie is listening. Explain your arguement, this question is asked in good faith.

recreational nuke

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6 broken ribs had to either have been caused by a weapon or Rand falling on something hard like a rock. Breaking a rib or two during a brutal beating happens, but 6 is much more likely caused by impact with a large object. Not a hand or fist.

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Is it because he was going to work with Trump on a tax plan?

He didn’t get his ass kicked, he got BTFO

where are the screenshots
ive seen none
sounds like fake news desu

your neighbor wouldn't be commie, because they'd all be dead

Countless private services.

You do realize none of this would've happened had we simply followed through on the original libertarian vision:

KILL ALL COMMIES!

a foot?

SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT

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You do you pussy. Nobody else can keep you safe, that's your problem.

i live in bg and know exactly the neighborhood it happened - all white gated community and all neighbors say there has never been a complaint against rand for his lawn, and as a matter of fact the psycho lefty tackler got into an altercation in the past with another neighbor because he wouldn't stop letting his dog shit in the sand around the community lake

Unlikely. I've only ever seen 4+ ribs broken in car/motorcycle accidents and really bad falls. Worked in an ER for 7 years.

How messy is Rand Paul's yard? He seems like an orderly guy

Imagine if it was Bernie. It'd be the end of days.

death row ?

Well just look at his hair, user.

You have to be rich enough to buy your own protection. That's how the AnCap society works, desu, those with all the money have all the power.

The rule of law, the officers of the law, and, if need be,the military.

Libertarians believe in government, user. You've been reading too much fake news.

2nd time he's been targeted.
He pissed someone off but I don't think it's a lefty given his 'freedom caucus' status. Senator Paul is a threat to the Republican establishment. If he votes no on a tax bill because it's not libertarian enough, all R get the pink slip.

what if all the citizens in an area get together and agree that to live in that area they will each pay a yearly fee to fund a force of people ordered to serve and protect them

Yes a liberal would suddenly "go crazy" out of no where after living next to him for years, and attack the one guy who's been keeping Trump from enacting any laws.

but john mccain didn't get attacked?

He "got cancer" suddenly.

Even if he got cancer naturally, every single Republican who opposes Trump except for Paul is retiring in a year.

What if all the people with well maintained lawn people pooled their resources and hired a group to beat the messy yard people and their guards?

So dirty yard equals that?

>So what stops my neighbor from beating my ass for keeping a messy unkempt yard in a libertarian society?
30 foot wall.

The NAP

It took how long for this to go down ?

Thanks Aussies for the laffs

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>Posts Rothbard
>Thinks libertarians believe in government
You're a fucking retard and you should stop bastardizing philosophies you don't understand
t. Rothbardian libertarian

Then sadly the well maintained lawn people will have to be removed in our state of the art helicopters... Simply can't have any of those commie kikes ruining our perfect libertarian social order, dontcha know....

>imblyign rothbard would have a problem with free market agents larping as kings and queens n sheit

What if people aren't that fucking dumb to lay down their lives in the name of well-kept grass clippings

That isn't a government
And I can really dig it

are you implying Trump has the power to give people cancer?

Rand Paul shared that article today

What happen to that NAP all you feudalist like talking about? Guess that's out the window now.

>yfw Chris Christie set this up because he couldn't get a warrant

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With your Recreational McNukes™, obviously.

9/10 of Libertarians act like total assholes knowing full well that their government will protect them from a well-deserved ass-whopping.

you gonna get a tactical MCnuke suicide bombed which was carried by a Somali child sex slave
but its okay because the Saudi child sex slave you were raping blocked the small explosion because the owner of the nuke forget to update the Microsoft developed spyware os on it so it can so it can only use 15% of its power

why couldn't this be first post :/

two in the chest is a reasonable solution

Trayvon defense, just because he's unarmed doesn't mean it's not a deadly threat. He could be concealing a deadly weapon for all you know, why play games with an unlawful attack on your person on your own homestead?

Shit, even a swift kick to the head when you're down could cause perminant debilitating brain damage, or even turn your life's switch off.

You'd have to find a jury full of career criminals and sociopaths to disagree with that one.

>perminant

jesus christ

also, why do i have a confederate flag

WTF I'm ancap now

??? How would your neighbor get past your moat?

fear of retaliation