Imagine waking up in the United Kingdom, can there be anything more humiliating? Just think...

Imagine waking up in the United Kingdom, can there be anything more humiliating? Just think, millions of whities died for that """empire""".

Imagine letting a black man run your country for 8 years.

Imagine the quote of your country being "God save the queen" at least our leader was a man, half black at that.

ebin bosd

I dont like seeing Bongs and burgers fighting.

>le 56% argument

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Imagine being an Amerifat, having little to no culture to speak of, and even those weak attempts at it being objectively done better by a tiny windswept island nation.

In the 20th century America brought 2 major "artforms" to the table, film and Rock and Roll. Film? You're so cucked that you hire Brits to play American roles all the time. Pic related was one of if not THE highest paid actor on TV at one point, and you lot licked his arse for being so much better at playing an American than one of your own.

Rock and Roll? It speaks for itself doesn't it? The Beatles aren't even that great and still 90% of your artists gush about how inspiring they found them. Let alone the Stones, David Bowie, Queen, Led Zeppelin, The Cure, The Clash, Black Sabbath and 101 other dad rock bands and acts that nailed the coffin shut on who does the genre more justice 30 fucking years ago.

Then there's the inventions and discoveries. Lord the inventions and discoveries that the UK has produced. The World Wide Web? Pretty sweet, right? Steam Engines? Selective breeding? Thank the UK for your superior farming yields. Vaccines? Sure is nice not to die of smallpox, cheers Jenner. The Telephone. Oh and your shitty ass country.

Pound for pound population wise we shit on every other country on the planet in terms of worthwhile output that betters humanity. We have a fraction of your landmass and your population, yet achieve so much more comparatively. What the fuck is your excuse? The chance that any British baby born will grow up to actively benefit humanity as a whole is astronomically higher than an American baby doing so. You have so many more, but achieve so little. I pity you.

Oh, and you keep using the official language of the United Kingdom too. Just a reminder that even in your internal monologue, within your own goddamn mind when you think, it's in English. Every thought you have is paying praise to centuries of superior British dominance.

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Waking up and being a kike slave in the jew s of a.

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>look mummy I won a battle!

you had to put our women and children in concentration camps to win that one.

It was widely acknowledged on both sides that the concentration camps were a strategic hindrance to Britain. The war would of been over far quicker if the Boers had to supply their own civilians.

>Letting your women and children be put into concentration camps
>Actually allowing that to happen

>fighting a guerrilla war against the british empire

yet you'll rather see them die in 'cages' and burn the farms. it was a fucking cowardly and you know it.

Anything more humiliating?
Going online to shit talk some nobodies on the other side of the world over some small islands & act all smug about it while people are getting there faces melted off outside & kids are being made into kebabs

>be britbong
>get arrested for using a butter knife to spread some beans on moldy toast
>get arrested for insulting britains national religion, Islam
>get read a verse from the quran by religious police

>Being this salty that the only time you mattered internationally in the history of the goddamn planet, you lost.

Imagine looking out your window and only half the people are white lmfao

>seeing people when you look out the window

that must suck.

THE NEW FACE OF BRITAIN

BRITKEKS ETERNALLY BTFO

Salty? Maybe 20 years ago

>americans laughing at anyone, ever
today I will remind them

>can there be anything more humiliating?

How about reading a funny "poo in loo" joke and then accidentally sharting yourself in a mart?

>when people from countries you made up rob charity boxes commemorating your war dead

Have you ever wondered why they always post these 56% meme pictures with cartoon faces rather than real faces? Perhaps because the real face of american's children look like these here

And of course you can't forget the real face of britain's children