You wake up in Macedonia

You wake up in Macedonia

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and leave because it's a shithole.

Literally who?

I go back to sleep

I like macadamia nuts.

Beautiful women. Would stay.
... or pay the taxi driver $30 to drive me back to western Europe.

I run regularly so i take off to the actual Macedonia (Greece)

I wonder why

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Literally didn't know that Macedonia even existed anymore. Wew lad.

>You wake up in Macedonia
>You are in a metropolitan area
>Obvious exits are North, West, and South

Command?

What is a "Macedonia"

Come chill with me pham

Well I am Jewish and gay but also half-Macedonian. So I will either be welcomed with open arms or killed.

You wake up in Greece*

*ftfy

>No pride parades ever
Disgusting

You wake up in Bulgaria.

Am I still drunk and how do I get back to Kosovo?

looks like downtown. id rather hang myself than go downtown ever again

>Macedonia

Isn't this a greek territory?I didn't even know your shithole excisted lmao

Rusev matchka

kill yourself and you will wake up in albania

and kill myself

It isn't so much the parade itself as it being an indicator of people's overall tolerance for open homosexuality. I'm certainly glad my grandmother decided to come to the United States given that I am gay.

And then get killed by a sqhiptar

I was looking into moving to macedonia because I read that it has extremely low cost of living

That is not helpful. I'm trying to get back to Kosovo. I'll need a cab that can cross the border and is willing to drop me at bondsteel or film city. Nova selal is a shithole.

hello, my name is aleksandrovski bulgarovski and this is my cuntry

stay out of Greece

>i unironically kill myself

I shit you not it's Slavs LARPing as ancient Greeks. The even have parades where they do dress up.

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"And got yo self a gun"

I would wake up the richest man in Macedonia.

no you wouldnt

>damn that’s some good weed

>Plant Albanian flag

I'd have to figure out where the hell Macedonia is

KEK. That's fucking it. I don't understand how an entire population can be so delusional though.

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northern Greece

low intelligence
no unique culture
poverty
no internet

Then why don't they all speak Greek at home?

what?

how did soros fuck macedonia?

Macedonian language looks similar to Russian, probably I will understand a lot.

Kek. They need to be bullied

Greek isn't similar to russian

tell them that their entire meme existence is based on the borders of an ottoman region

oh so its our fault again

wrong

south yugoslavia

Macedonian is a slav language.

northern Greece you slavic subhuman

slavs are subhumans
Macedonia is a Greek region

WE WUZ ALEXANDER
WE WUZ PHILLIP
WE WUZ SARISAS
WE WUZ PHALANX
WE WUZ GREEK

>Le flip-flop kangz

I will still have a 55cm dick, so I'll be alright... I know what the ladies like ;)

strictly macedonian though, no roaches.

>slavs are subhumans
Slavs are master race.
>Macedonia is a Greek region
And they have a slavic language.

"macedonian"

I would so squat at that street corner with you drinking a 40oz, wearing a adidas tracksuit.

Jew and faggot.

There is nothing more pathetic and deserving of mockery than one country stealing and claiming the culture and history of another ancient ones.

This

I served there for a year back in 1996.
I always wanted to go back to Scopje.

WE

slavs are subhumans
Macedonia is a Greek region

*invades Persia*

Here's the Greek national anthem:

TURKEY TURKEY IN OUR ASS
PLEASE TURN OUR COUNTRY INTO GLASS
WE ARE STRONG WE ARE BEST
BUT WE ARE JUST A PEST
WE WUZ KANGZ
BUT NOW WE OTTOMANGZ
TURKEY TURKEY IN OUR ASS
SPOT THE GREEKS INCREASE THE GAS

My father drove through Macedonia in an Audi TT once. He said Skopje was in like going back in time to before the Berlin Wall fell.

they are not alone
thousands (if not millions to a certain extent) of balkan subhumans think they are related to ancient people

>(Former Yugoslav Republic of)

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Just go with it.

albanian in france
like every albanian with inferiority complex
hides his flags and makes anti Greek or balkan bait threads
has already made one

albanians are extremelly sneaky and nationalistic due to poverty and low intelligence

i'd go to alzhirska and look at the shitty little house i lived in

I am a Greek

That's real Macedonia not your meme country

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you say it like youre proud topkek

One of these three probably a greek.

i am you diaspora shitskin

do milk lasagna bitch

Кapпoш фeг зa кoгo глacaшe

no
you slavic subhuman

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Actually, Macedonians weren't considered "Greek" in the traditional sense. Aditionally, Alexander was also of Thracian and Illyrian descent.

>waking up in macedonia

Ugh, que asco. el almíbar te dejaría todo pegajoso

wrong you flag hiding shitskin

comfy
What's the situation regarding white subhumans in Macedonia?

i had a coworker from macedonia once. he and a guy from croatia are one of the most racist guys i ever met.
only topped by the old german guy with pictures of hitler in his basement who talked constantly about how amazing it was to be at a speech of hitler when he was a young boy.

serb subhuman

Immediately kill myself. not even worth trying to find my way home, I'm permanently tainted

>says the Turk

This

I am a Greek you manipulative flag hiding shitskin

you are topfuckingkek

slavophone macedonians are greek as well

yes
you diaspora shitskin

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Were you enslaved because of denbt?

that place don't look like Macedonia to me, where's the sea?