You wake up in Poland
You wake up in Poland
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the guy on the left is literally hitler
*Looking around*
Yet another f*cking day.
*Turns on the PC*
Got yourself a gun.
OP hitler is in that picture dawg
Oh shit, there's only white people here. I thought they went extint in 2065 after US president David Tyrone Gonzalez Epstein killed the last crakas in in Alaska.
Feel depressed because my own homeland is no longer as white and homogeneous as the country I just woke up in.
>go try and shake hitler's hand
Polish girls are so fucking qt. I used to live in an area of Chicago that has more polish than anywhere in the country and all the girls at my school were drop dead gorgeous.
*Commits suicide*
Then you wash down some Wódka with Krupnik
First step is to find the US Embassy and explain I have no idea how I got there and I have no money to get home.
>no niggers in sight
Truly paradise
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That would be cool, i want to visit poland.
Holy shit, mass transit with no niggers?
Kurwa!
*open a fried noodle stall on the roadside*
>buy some Kabanos because i'm hungry
>then buy some polish prostitute because i'm horny and they are cheap as dirt
Ask the cutie on the right out for coffee.
>visit Warsaw on business trip
>speak English with people when buying stuff/ordering food/asking to pay the bill etc
>everyone is awkward and nervous as fuck, avoiding eye contact
I think Poles are more autistic than Finns to be honest.
Public Transport, no niggers, no mudslimes, everybody is white. I like it. good night Sup Forums, going to bed now.
Was this an intentional double entendre?
Dibs on the green grill
and make 500EUR\mo- enough to rent a room, to eat basic food, and to buy beers one weekend (you need to ask parents for extra if you also want clothes)
Can I cyka blyat here or do I need to go farther East?
This. Might as well turn it into a mini-vacation once I get access to my bank account. It'll probably take a few days to get a replacement passport issued. Gotta be some castles in Poland.
give it to me now
How can a country with so few black people have so many niggers?
Goodnight sweetie
It's fine, Hitler is here to help me.
>FUGGG I GOD DRUNK AGAN :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>DDDD
WHERE IS THE WÓDKA :DDDDDDD
>Find nearest PC
>Shitpost on Sup Forums
You can cyka, but not really blyat that much.
>speak english in their homeland
>surprised when people respond "awkwardly"
no perkele, you are the autist
if this wasn't your first thought
kys
nice go buy tyskie
Damn Hitler's still looking pretty youthful! What's his secret??
>Rub eyes
>Look around for someone who speaks english
>find no one in that area
>see the glowing beautiful yellow arch's of the american embassy
>walk quickly to the american embassy, order my quintessential american meal of burger and fries
>i am now finally safe
Glad someone noticed
As a passing tranny, how fucked am I?
>get kicked for being brown
Not even gonna complain, keep it white poland, you guys are alright.
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care to show your feminine penis qt? :3
Where abouts? I'm originally from Elmwood Park and that was my experience as well.
If a tourist asks someone a question in English over here, they'll get a no-nonsense answer back but without awkwardness.
It's not so hard.
The only thing you shouldn't do is greet people by asking "how are you?", because people will actually tell you how they are, and not just "good".
Wow I feel so at home on this train. But who is by my side.........???????????
>The only thing you shouldn't do is greet people by asking "how are you?", because people will actually tell you how they are, and not just "good".
now you are just furthering my belief that you are indeed fucking autistic
tfw when average salary in Poland is 4 245 PLN which is rougly 1,1k$/mo tho
Does no one else see hitler is in this picture
I immediately search for Evelyn.
I miss her so much.