Tfw small power

>tfw small power

:(

Never reveal your power level

meh

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You'll be even smaller tomorrow, bitch

Why is Serbia listed as a "power"?

>tfw small power

More like small potatoes

so "small power" is an euphemism for powerless, got it.
Also, any country in the same tier as Haiti regardless of the metric is a sad country indeed

You're going to get absolutely MICK'D

there's so many advertisements for Carlsberg featuring Mads Mikkelsen dotted around the cities here. They are going to be defaced if we lose.

I bet you miss our waves of immigration compared to what you have now, though.

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>tfw superpower
feelsgoodman

>Germany
>superpower

I wouldn't say superpower, you couldn't even convince the poles to take in mudslimes

how the fuck are we still above china

I want America to go back to a small power.

I think when you've been lowered to the standards of Albania of all places its time to pack it in. Maybe become an English penal colony or something.

>B&H
>small power
state barely functions when people passive. civil war will soon come, i guarantee it.

Really. They left my HOA off that list.

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yes goy we small power too, haha

>The eternal anglo?

>German humour

That was just plain uninspired, Mr. Kraut

i laughed
have a you

why does pepe have teeth coming out from under his lip?

>tfw middle power

feels good man

china has a sweet land army but cannot project its power globally

my potato friend can we nuke britain and germany?

potato power

its ok i can give you a hug

t-thanks

Lithuania + Latvia = unstoppable, genocide Somalia

Y-you're weolcome

A very small power can start a very large war

better genocide the traitors in our countries I say that

That is a really old list. Before India, China and Saudi Arabia started up their massive defensive modernization. Though I still think you guys are above China.

also how the fuck is Haiti a power of anything , dont they fucking eat dirt cookies

Czechia is not there. Are we medium power?

>tfw middle power

Apparently we're a middle power. Kinda surprising but we'll take what we can get.

Would be easier to shoot Somalis than all the Russians in Latvija desu

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get a better flag first pls

my nigga

>france
>white flag

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ironic

Africa is rightful Lithuanian clay

Do you have any up in there?

lithuania isnt even rightful lithuanian clay

this was suppose to be our flag but the jews made us change it
kek

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chek'd and kek'd

You have a blue water navy and global staging capabilities. Chinks don't.

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Less than we have poles (who are actually polonized belorussians). Also Russians we probably dislike as much as Poles - who also want to steal our clay.

>Carlsberg

Kek.