It’s that time, come up with your best ones

Louis “Bone-in-hand Comedy Man” CK
Louis “Jokes n’ Strokes” CK
Louis “Take a seat while I beat this meat” CK
Louis “knuckle shuffle while you chuckle” CK

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louis "check this gooey, ok" ck

Louis "Hollywood flock loves my cock " CK.

Louis “Take off your jacket and watch me jack it” CK

Louis "Take a seat while I beat my meat" CK

Louis "to make actresses out of messes" CK.

Louis “Throttling my cock while you bitches are in shock” CK

Louis "I'm a sexual demon, taste my semen" CK

Louis "My cock is firm, eat my sperm" CK

Louis am become the alpha.

Louis "eat my load for oscar gold" CK

Louis "Sex I'm owed, now chew my load" CK

Louis "Excuse me as I abuse me" CK

Louis "I'm on TV, here's my cock?" CK

Louis “Females hate when I masturbate” CK

Louis CK: “Hey, want to see something funny?” :::unzips dick, begins to wank:::

Louis "Please chaperone 'til my load is blown" C.K.

Louis 'look at me while I whack my wee wee" C.K.

Louis "Bin that mace or I cum on your face" CK

Louis "contemplate while I masturbate" CK

Louis "open your ass for money and class" CK

Louis “Slaps his Willy and acts real silly” CK

Louis "Can't say no when I run the show" CK

Louis "Sit and watch while I rub my crotch" CK

Louis "masturbation humiliation" CK

Louis "your looks of fear bring my climax near" CK

Louis "your disgust only adds to my lust" CK

Louis "look in my eye so I can see you cry" CK

Louis "you work for me, so my cock will be free" CK

Louis "tell me I'm gross so I can cum the most" CK

Louis "averted gaze, furled brow, tiny cock, where's god now?" CK

Louis "resistance spent is as good as consent" CK

Louis "if you want to work in this town, let me beat it to your tired frown" CK

“Sup /pol? What did you do today instead of developing the skills necessary to live life as an independent adult?”

“wrote some nicknames about a famous millionaire pervert who doesn’t know I exist lmao”

Louis "Chicks Chuckle When I Choke My Chode" CK

Louis "a considerate sum for eating my cum" ck

Your ass is on here so I'm guessing you aint exactly the sharpest bulb in the drawer either

Louis “Miss, if I may? Shall I show you my dick, today?” CK

youtube.com/watch?v=ID-K9uYqIxc

if you think louis ck did anything wrong you're a cuck

Louis "Just be cool while I play pocket pool" CK

hey faggot what did you do today, make money and talk to women?

max par

Louis "sucky fucky with a rubber ducky" CK

Louis "Hey ladies, have a drink while I slap my dink" CK

He came up out of the basement for two minutes before covering his face and disappearing back downstairs like Dracula in a low grade b movie

I'm the only one still at the office at this time today, and I'm hanging out for a while; no point in leaving right now, I'll just be sitting in traffic

So yeah, this is how I entertain myself while I wait:

Louis "hang about while I rub one out" C.K.

Louis "you get the spotlight if youre wet and tight" CK
Louis "youll be my main if you endure some pain " CK

Louis "9/11 was an inside job" CK

Louis “Watch me play or (((they))) will have something to say” CK

Louis ''Flog the log'' CK

Louis "Shut the fuck up while I cuff my pup" CK

Louis "beat-my-meat fun, then meet my wife's son" CK

Louis "first the puns and then the grunts" CK

louis "you guys mind if i air my meat out for a bit?" ck

Louis don’t say I raped you comedy man.

Louis “put my dick away” CK

Louis "I grabbed myself by the pussy" CK

Louis "I'm a jew playing an Irishman" CK
Louis "Jewish tricks on the micks" CK
Fuck this kike larping as an Irish-American.

Louis "Chronic masturbator, Acute rapist" CK

Luo "Take that pack off and watch me jack off" CK

JUST A BURDEN IN MUH HAND

Louis "Stop hatin just cuz I'm batin" CK

Louis “the white bill Cosby” C.K.
Louis “the leaf of all leafs” C.K.
Louis “ did I rape you yet” C.K.
Louis “hi does this smell like chloroform” C.K.
Louis “nice face wanna fuck” C.K.
Louis “nice high heels wanna fuck” C.K.
Louis “ is it me or are you jewing my balls” C.K.
Louis “I don’t always rape but when I do I always make sure I’m doing with a Jew: Harvey where you at” C.K.
Louis “ you believe the holocaust hahaha” C.K..

Pic unrelated

Louis ''Hey miss, watch this'' C.K

nytimes.com/2017/11/09/arts/television/louis-ck-sexual-misconduct.html

Louis "Taking Strokes and Writing Jokes" C.K.
Louis "Beating Meat When We Meet" C.K.
Louis "Shake My Hand Stroke My Glans" C.K.
Louis "Lend Me A Hand, Land You A Part" C.K.
Louis "Joke's On You And So Is My Goo" C.K.
Louis "Punching My Clown While You Stick Around" C.K.
Louis "Excuse Me Miss, A Hand With This?" C.K.
Louis "Hand Me A Tissue While I Cause You Issues" C.K.
Louis "Pulling My Pud While You Watch With A Bud" C.K.
Louis "Jerking More Meat Than A Jamaican Food Truck" C.K.
Louis "I Hate Being White And I Stroke It All Night" C.K.

t.someone who doesn't understand the game

Louis "this film will be top notch if i violate your crotch " CK

Louis "One man show for this hoe" CK

Gooey C.men

louie 'probably gay, jacks off in front of shiskas anyway' ck

Louis “Trumps a meanie, now watch my weenie” CK

Louis "door looked, present cock" CK

>Louis “knuckle shuffle while you chuckle” CK

>Louis " It's time to gawk, comes here comes my cock" CK
>Louis "Its not creepy, it just my pee pee" CK
>Louis "Let's hang out with my wang out" CK
>Louis "Let's rock out with my cock out" CK
>Louis "I wasn't joking, my chicken needs choking" CK
>Louis "Burping the worm makes the girls squirm" CK

I get it

Louis "I can't do my bizness unless theres a witness" CK

>Louis “if they agree show them the d” CK

...

kek

Louis "your face will be like my beard, golden and smeared" CK

Louise "When I choke I stroke" CK

I actually realized that when Louis said that Colbert pulled his pants down in front of him when he was starting out that Colbert was going to jerk off with him to make Louis happy

Louis “I’m a jackhammer baby and imma jack all over yo” CK

Louis "the stand up, in his hand" CK

hmm, still doesn't rhyme.

louis "don't mind me, just fillan my meat" c.k clark esquire.

Louis the Child Killer

Louis "I can't culminate until you spectate" CK

Louis " Id like you to watch while i molest my crotch" CK

Louis “Someone who doesn’t give a fuck about the game it comes off really lame when you rhyme see leaf anyone can rap. So quit being a faggot you’re becomeing like bob sagget. Please don’t make me drop these bars because they have tendency of turning Canadians into retards. Or even worst they make you suck Louis C.K.’s dick. Wait wait Canucks love doing that shit.

...

Louis "Come and watch me masturbate" CK

Louis "watch me play with my wang or else your career will hang" CK

Jesus you are one cringy motherfucker

I was born into cringe molded by it shaped by it I didn’t know how to be normal until I was already a man by then it was nothing to me but blinding.

You're so fucking beta lol

>take a seat while i beat the meat
this is my favorite so far

Lmao, K leaf whatever helps you sleep at night.

he's already roasted himself crispy. don't really see a point.

Louis "grin and bear it while I cup my carrot" C.K.

>Louis "tell me I'm gross so I can cum the most" CK

Louis "Watch me pull on my spear if you want a career" CK

Louis "I might not be black but you can still watch me whack" CK

>burping the worm

holy shit

Louis "R.K. Out with your" C.K. out

Why user?

To fuck with people. I thought this was obvious from the get go.

Louis "makin you stare't my one eyed ferret" CK

>Louis "Burping the worm makes the girls squirm" CK

Louis "you better stare or I'll shoot it in your hair" CK

great song

His name can't get any worse.