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that's because Poles are literally Jews

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lmao he actually said that :DDDDDDDDDDD

God speed polfag

save us Polan ur our only hope

here we go again...

kek

I used to think the prophecy was just a meme, but now we learn Kaczyński's ambitions extend far beyond Poland, the pieces are coming together xD

INTERMARIUM SOON

Love you Poland. Please cleanse Europe.

Years and years of Poland being bantz on by Sup Forums

And this is the result.
Spectacular.

It is your destiny.

intermarium is just the first step

Galactic Duck Empire rises

INTERSTELLAR SOON

quick translation of some of the speech (can't translate the whole thing right now):

"The year ahead of us is going to be crucial. It will be the year in which we should do everything so that the unhealed wounds do not remain unhealed. So that the Polish spirit is strengthened, and strengthened is our community, and our independence. There is still much to do. We must show that those who 100 years ago were able to unite thought and action were not the last generation who could do so. We, too, must be that generation.

(Crowd starts chanting, 'Praise and glory to the heroes!')

[...]"

He then talks about building a new Poland, a new Republic, "which shall be a Republic indeed" (the word used, 'Rzeczpospolita', means both 'Republic' and 'Commonwealth' in Polish; you can draw your own conclusions from this xD)

litwa where are you bro, we need you

You realize most Poles left Poland? It's basically empty.

Nod really, more and more are coming back now as the economy is improving

They hate us with all their might, do not count on them.

So you are saying it is empty, but slowly filling back up?

Also, can I move to Poland? I'm half Polish and promise to only take one Polish girl.

>asking people on Sup Forums for their approval
americans everyone

How hard would it be for someone with no education and no skills to move from America to Poland and what should I do when I get there?

>no education
>no skills
>moving to poland
you can shovel shit if you want

Also, is this Ruling Party Leader like your version of a President? Or is he like the Senate majority leader? If so how do you call your president?

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You call it baiting, I call it opening a dialogue.

polak but not following along
I guess you'd find it laughable how many antipis people are in polak communities abroad lmao
why do so many people hate em?

Not a good idea m8 without education. U have highschool degree? U can land a job at Fujitsu in Łódź as native english speaker, basically IT help desk. 2000-2500 pln/month.

>no education and no skills to move from America to Poland
Learn how to use shoelaces, we do wear use velcro shoes.

because primary source of information of polacks abroad are jewish media like TVN. They parrot what they say, hurr kaczory maciory durr ciemnogród, while they havent been in the country in 10 years and dont know shit

so whats an un pozzed news source then?

Al Jazeera

As someone who grew up in Turkey, the one-time sick man of Europe, I'm glad it's Europe now who's sick.

Fuck those complacent fuckers all the way to hell.

US president is what prime minister is to us

our prime minister is Beata Szydło, but shes just a glove that great Duck Emperor wear from time to time

Party leader (Duck Emperor) has no official position and no official gov power

and yet he holds the whole country by the balls

our president is mainly symbolic position
hes the other glove of great Duck Emperor

his majesty Duck the Moonstealer Kaczyński the 2nd - is a midget twin brother of the of late president of Poland (the '1rst') assasinated by the russian special forces pine wood division in 2010

our Senate majority learder is the cat of said Duck Emperor - may he reign for at least 40 000years

...

What are your Duck Emperor's plans to achieve his goals? Do you like him? Do you have confidence in your government and the future of your country?

1 - Perpetual war with the infidel for the glory of King of Poland the Jesus Christ

2 - Hes a midget. Fuck him.

3 - I have no idea how hes doing it, but fuck its working. Seriously, i'm starting to like our chances.

and by Jesus Christ the King of Poland I mean:

vice.com/en_us/article/7bmwgq/jesus-christ-king-of-poland-876

It will end up like last 2 attempts.Do you ever learn?

Oh god poland please, exterminate the northern german filth and their sandnigger pets already and get you're rightful western clay back.

>not respecting the duck emperor
Dude, he single handedly annihilated the whole opposition after they murdered his brother. He's a fucking god, a chessmaster.
I dont like PiS but i will vote PiS just because the duck emperor.

That's awesome, Poland is based as fuck.
To address your third point, it seems like maybe you are being a bit harsh on Duck Emperor, he seems ok to me.

Oh hello old friend

It worked because nobody believed that he was serious

Is all the talk of murder and assassination in this thread referencing the plane crash I heard about a while ago that killed like half your government?

You'll hear poles say it was russia and russians say it was america

but actually it was canada that did it

yes
i honestly dont know what to think about that crash, it could be assassination but it also just could be accident. Im like 50/50

And then the US'

What has he ever done that makes him such a mad dog?

i have great respect for the Duck Emperor

may his cat bless him with many children

> don't like PiS, will vote PiS
same here

We're sick of the [ISLAM] disease, insectoid.

I call it being a faggot. Please leave the USA.

A dog so mad it defends trannies?

> don't like PiS, will vote PiS
Well, actually same here.

Hahahaha that was good

You would starve to death
Besides the 2 other detremental factors that you listed you are also American so by default you cant learn languages and thats a big no no
Without any skills you will die here
The best skills are mech engineering and programing(you have to be very good at this).
Not saying thats all of them but thats all i can think of.

Yes. Please invade Scandinavia.

This is very true.

Too much of a coincidence.
>Most of our right wing government was in that plane.
It was perfect timing
Btw they did find explosives residue on the wreckage

>this Ruling Party Leader like your version of a President? Or is he like the Senate majority leader? If so how do you call your president?
We have a President (mostly ceremonial duties, considered official Head of State, you could compare the position to kings and queens of constitutional monarchies) and a Prime Minister (actual person in charge, leader of the government). However, Jarosław Kaczyński's party, Law and Justice, restored the Eastern Bloc tradition of Party chairman being actually in charge - just as Polish People's Republic of yesteryear had PMs, but no one cared since the actual head of government was the PZPR's First Secretary, likewise in modern Poland it's Jarosław Kaczyński, majority party's leader (technically without any job in the government) who actually rules Poland while PM and the President are just his lackeys.

>How hard would it be for someone with no education and no skills to move from America to Poland and what should I do when I get there?
Dude, the official figure for an average monthly salary in Poland is under $1500 and everyone knows even that is massively doctored. If you don't have education or experience you can expect to make less than $1000 a month if you're lucky enough to get a job in the first place.