Late night shitpost

>"WOOF! Woof woof woof."
This doge asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies
>Quads = Allies win

Shit I got sent to the Eastern Front

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High ranking Nazi official. Sent to Western Front.

Sieg Heil

Ich will dich leiden sehen.

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was high ranking in berlin last time

Western front. Not bad. Op this thread cheered ne up make sure u post it everyday

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>yfw nazis weren't even German

Reporting in.

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Come on pupper don't you fuck me over

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Can someone tell me what my color is? I'm color blind.

Oh shit

Nevermind, they rerouted me to a mansion in berlin. Fucking doubles, i wanted to rape me some french feminist whores on the western front

praise kek

I get to kill disgusting Sl*vshits

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BEHOLD MY POWER

Arrested and sent to Auschwitz for being a faggot.

I'm not a kike I swear

Take me there

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Guten Abend Herr Pupper

Oh great, I get to go lose my feet to frostbite like my great grandfather did.

Llor for Reich's Reform

lucky bastard let me roll

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heil dog.

Tank me plz

Lets see

Rollerino

>Failing this fucking hard
Top kek

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Goddamnit.

I'm in, I'll fight and die for my people

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roll for the god doggo

roll me

Death to krauts

Juden

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kill every kraut

oh shieeet I did good.

>I can't help but roll to a nazi dog
literally cannot wait for the ethnocentric backlash to come so I can frontline against anti-fa

MIENe FUHER

I CAN WALK!

Sup

Rollin

Reporting in mein furhrer

here's hoping to become the christ

cry white boy cry

I'll take something comfy thanks

Feelsbadman.jpeg

MEIN ROLLY POLLY REIGHARDY OLLY!

Heil.

I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!

Hi doggo

>148937514
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Based doggo

Lmao

Let's do this

ALLAH AKBAR

Greetings Herr Dogg

rollin

I get the feeling that this roll will get me gassed...

Rollerino as I pet my doggo

Be gentle dogo

Guten tag

fug :DD
blease dond gill

Reporting for the Allies

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Guten dog

rolllin

>allied of the reich
>north Africa

We Italian afrika korps now

Hi there fellow allied soldier

Of course Herr Hund.

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Hit me hard

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>Heil Porg

rollolo

Am I good?

If I must die at least, a good doggo like yourself will do it. HEIL!

Nigger

test

rollerino

Fuck it, let's see what I get I suppose.

NO I'M A DEGENERATE
I MUST AN HERO

Heil Hitler Oberstuffensurterufhufuehhehrfuhrer Wuffy!

Well that ended poorly

roll me doggo

i guess rollerino again