Be American

>wallatchia penis
>groBsweden
>switzerland not landlocked
>russia still not formed
>kebab
other than that it's ok/10

France, Japan, Cambodia, China, South Korea and Australia should all be red too

I'll clarify those things.
>wallatchia penis
I took Wallachia before kebab could. Me and Austria are allied and have held back the ottomans in 3 separate wars in which the french were against us as well.
>groBsweden
Well they did that on their own but I am partly to blame as I supported their independence from Denmark.
>switzerland not landlocked
Genoa had the coast originally but they got fucked in a war as a secondary participate and got their alliance treaties annulled.
I hit Genoa at the same time to take Crimea from them.
>russia still not formed
I have no clue on that one. I don't know why they aren't pushing east. They might be threatened by me and the fact they have no good alliances.
I HAVE attacked them a couple times to take certain provinces to make the borders prettier.
>kebab
They're being held completely at bay atm from me and Austria in the north and Persia in the east. I can't see past them in the south but I think Ethiopia is doing stuff down there.

the french lost to those slants first, chief.

Space causes the flag to lose its colouration.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malayan_Emergency

Yeah, nah, yankee niggers are just shit at war.

You've only one wars where you played a minor role or when the war had already been won before you arrived.

be an idiot. shut up.

wrong, we lost against their military

So France has their flag on the moon?

China has never lost a war tho.