Slovenia

what goes on here ?

Forest giants that rape kids

Decent wine production

Lake Bled, user.

Austrian clay

fuck off we're full

This guy gets it

Faulty gamma dose monitoring

It has a nice lake.

Mostly dog-fucking.

not too much

I am only 6"3 and i rape grown women

Ps rape forrests are not a real thing. Would you be interested in visiting my forrest?

On a more serious note.

We are one of the most glorious slavs that have a slight german dialect from the past of being under Austrians.

Sadly our country has been overrun by Bosnian refugees and Albanians. Both are mongrel Turk rape babies in most cases.

The said Balkanniggers always whine about my country but refuse to fuck off and work together against the natives

are you going to vote tomorrow?

Occupation of mine and hans' land

kys, you actually stole our clay, and tried to genocide us

who was nice enough to give them that qt little patch of coastline?

The same faggots that stole Trst From them.

Tell me more about slovenian genocide by italian pigs

It's pretty peaceful, but leftist controlled land. Leftists have current almost absolute control over minds of the people.

Carantanian Clay*
ftfy

Absolutely nothing. We're boring poor Slavic shithole.
sage

...

Come home Matjaz

there is a nuclear power plant here, just fyi.

Are you as cuck as your cousins in the West? Or your leftism is more nationalist?

Not much. The only thing you need to know is that fuck off we're full.

Hvaljen bodi KEK

Yeah, in Krško. I'm familiar.

Better or worse than Hungary?

Our leftism is just Yugoslavia socialism nostalgia. It's economic, not social.
Another sage, let it die, don't advertise this place.

I don't know but that looks quite obscene

>We're boring poor Slavic shithole

Kek

That's KANG Matjaž to you.

As a third worlder those words mean for me "come home, we have room "

Exactly. What the fuck is a Slovenia?

zagreb suburbs

Sanja prase kukuruz.

It doesnt exist.
We are a conspiracy theory.
Everyone using slovenian flag is just another proxy user,nobody in reality has the flag without proxy.
We dont exist,now go to sleep user.

meth and child trafficking

[citation needed]
Especially when opioid and pedo central is making the claim.

Slovenija do Tokia!

Wtf is this shit?? Why?!

Pasta niggers stealing Trieste from us

Trst je naš!

It wasn't even pasta niggers. It was the (((Allies))) who let Italy keep the land even though they were on Germany's side.

Istra pa še bo!

Trieste is rightful wop clay.

Why don't you just retake it by force?

That'a retarded thinking even for a Jew

What now? Italy has something like 30x our population.

Trst je naš

Just ask Russia and Serbia for help)

They hate us though.

nothing we're full, fuck off

>attack a NATO ally
>expecting things to go smoothly

Are you even a kike?

They won't hate you if you officially recognize Crimea as Russian and Kosovo as Serbian. On the way you can also recognize the West bank as Israeli and we'll through you some drones and shekel.

Sweet country which suffer from total lack of state tradition and that is reflect in their relationship to history and politics. At the teritorry of current Slovenia were two early medieval slavic principalities of Karantanija and Carniola which later become medieval lands of Carinthia, Styria and Carniola. Populace of proto Slovenes aka Alpine Slavs have had some unique cultural features, most importantly so kosezi which were like class in between lower nobles and free peasants and were present in both principalities which is greatest evidence for ethnic similarity between population. Sadly Slavic Nobility was quickly absorbed into german Nobility of holy roman empire and lost its identity which have had severe consequences lately. For example there is diploma from 1044 whit founding of one monastery in Carinthia where half of nobles claim belonging to slavic law while they all ready bore germanic names.

As nature of medieval lands of holy roman empire were mostly based on connenction between nobles (landleute), prince of the land (landfürst) and most of all law of the land, culture was getting more germanic character despite slovene language was still spoken among nobles, for example even Wolfram von Eschenbach mention windische herren In southern Styria in his Parzival. This was basic situation in medieval and early modern era, when Slovene people was becoming consistently separates from kajkavian Croats.

Now, when national awakening come slovenes have to put emphasis on the people then state tradition, which leave them highly suspicious of upper classes and later closer to embrace socialism, in its Christian and communist form.

On the general I would say they are something between Germans and Slavs like Czechs, and I wish they could be more historically and traditionalistic oriented.

bunch of gypsys, shit food, shit hygene. really the first country that insta red pilled me. full of chinks and nogs with cheap china smuggled fakes annoying you at every corner, garbe on streets, you guys are literal pigs. fucking hell of a country.

Slovenia is a small country but it's rly hard to drive there if you are used to flat. Constant mountains and hills and shit. except their (20 km ?) mini coastline and some plains in the south. it's all hills and bumps. and even mountains.

mountain jews plotting wars, genocides, the crash of economies et.c

Nation of pussies, nothing happens there.

Not if there is an oppressed minority there and you're simply defensing it.

Tito tried but NATO stepped in. Honestly glad we didn't, Tito would have sent Serbian divisions to die for it. Like he did for most of Yugoslavian battles.

>we'll through you some shekel
>implying I'd ever trust a Jew promising to give me shekels at a later date
You think I was born yesterday or something?

Hey it wasn't his fault the average Serb is a useful idiot.

Kek is on fire today with these 1 numerals on this thread

If you like hiking slovenia is basically one giant hike parcourse.

>Tito was a Slovenian
>used Serbs for everything dangerous
>Tito send hundreds of thousands of Serbs to their deaths
>Tito dies
>skip forward 10 years
>the eternal Slovenian starts plotting the Yugoslav wars

be me
go to milan
go to this "famous resteurant"
go to the toilets
there's 10 guys in it, all infront of the mirror doing make up
go to urinal
shit floating in it
nope.png
later on stop @gas station
see truck driver shit at the back, he didnt even bother entering the toilets
thats italy for you

umad?

Germanized slavic traitors.

We are the jews of Balkan. Not the Serbs.

ZONA A ZONA B BIT ĆE NAŠE OBO DVIJE

It's called believing into the brotherhood and unity meme and willing to give your life for something bigger than yourself. We Serbs were naive idiots for thinking we could all live together. Thank God you guys woke us up from our delusions.

*obe

>slavic traitors
>coming from a country with less slavic genes than ours

Another slavic shithole, gipsys, albanians, few sand niggers imported by merkel

Slovenia was somehow behind the assassination of Franz Ferdinand

They’re the number one exporter of burgerclap First Ladies

lol
yeah, i would love to stay in YU if we get to change roles and we start leeching of you. if there would be anything to take to begin with. you lost everything due to your retarded ego. everythin. just look at your country.

Kek. Serbs never believed in the brotherhood meme. You were forced to comply with it till Tito was alive and then proceeded to chimp the fuck out as soon as he died. The only greater thing you inbreds believe in is Greater Serbia.

said increasingly nervous croat, trying to change borders for the 54732th time this year. is there a single border you guys try not to change? with any of your neighbouring countries? if sandnogs would offer you another square feet of our clay you would demolish all your crosses, just like u sucked hitlers dick.

janez, that's a serb flag...

>implying you're not the same

>implying you're not bosnian

alpine jews/cucks

*italian clay

>us
By "us " You mean Austria right user ? You know triste and gorizia are both Austrian clay. Only wronfully taken by italian pigs?

Its all Carantanian and Carniolan clay. Fuck the germans and the shitalians

Shut up

pic related, it what we are all about

Kek. You may have had a higher GDP per capita but you weren't funding Yugoslavia by yourself Janez. Only real leechers were Kosovo and Macedonia.
More like we were the only ones who truly believed in the meme. You were the first to try and get out. Like rats from a sinking ship. We
were the only ones still trying to preserve Yugoslavia. We switched to the Greater Serbia plan once we saw nobody else cared about Yugoslavia.

You guys are literraly germanic anyway go with the flow, let Austria take you in perhaps you may get Triste with them. Italians even print their lies on maps. Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser, am i right?

>he fell for the germanic zlovenac meme

>Like rats from a sinking ship
Yea. The ship was fucking sinking.
>We were the only ones still trying to preserve Yugoslavia
You mean "we were the ones trying to remake Yugoslavia into Greater Serbia".
>We switched to the Greater Serbia plan once we saw nobody else cared about Yugoslavia.
So right away without even trying to restructure Yugoslavia?

Been there 3 times now and every time it is as beautiful as the first time. Gets more touristy as time goes by though.

Slovenia in general has beautiful untouched nature, cheap food and accommodation and from my experience kind and hospitable people.

The only situation in which I would consider joining Austria is if they bring back the Kaiser. Slovenia was never Austrian land. It always belonged to the Habsburgs.

Most of Yugoslav HQ consisted of Slovenian and Croatian generals. The man in charge of JNA was Veljko Kadijevic. Born to a Croatian mother in Croatia married to a Croatian wife.

There were attempts to restructure Yugoslavia. They all failed cause nobody could agree to anything. from Tito's death the most influential person in Yugoslavia was the Prime minister. All 3 of them were Croats.

we and slovenians tried in 1990, we also tried in 1971. Every time we were ignored