While yankees are snowed in, it's a bright sunny day here in the South. Bucks are in rut, crappie are biting, plenty of good harvest food, and it's the perfect time of year for whiskey by the bonfire. Don't drink too much tonight though, nothing worse than Sunday morning service with a hangover.
Dixie Thread
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Liam Sullivan
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Yankees on suicide watch, (((((united)))) states
Dylan Hernandez
>slut either half-naked or wearing men's clothes
The South has been a backwards hellhole since the War Between the States ended. The plantation aristocracy died off and left the country in the hands of the shitheels.
Jordan Scott
t. Yank
Xavier Ross
Watch your back when going to church today, OP!
Jonathan Williams
t. Yank
Julian Wilson
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Ethan Peterson
That pic makes me want to be a better American.
Nicholas Miller
Fuck off traitor scum. You're lucky you still get to be a part of the greatest nation on Earth after the insubordinate shit you pulled. Its called the UNITED STATES for a reason fuckheads
Nolan Peterson
>church
>saturday
Landon Lee
There is an old dude at the local market that sold me a jungle plant extract that not only prevents hangover but makes your cock rock hard, I should hook up the South so you literally rise again.
Jose Scott
trophy hunting is degenerate
want to hunt for venison then in the process claim it's head for a trophy? fine, but hunting for the sole purpose of killing for sport is utterly retarded
Isaac Price
i enjoy winter. sage
Christopher Miller
Only thing worse than church with a hangover is church with a boner. No thanks jungle monkey.
Jace Brown
>jungle plant extract that not only prevents hangover but makes your cock rock hard
Bentley Brooks
No nigger.
If you don't keep the herd size down they become pests, getting hit by cars and starving and such.
Yes eating them is optimal, but you can only eat so much venison.
Benjamin Russell
If my rifle doesn't kill them my car will
Liam Bell
>tfw no Dixie gf
I grew up and Georgia and my town is just niggers and spics now.
Brayden Ortiz
It is a mix of jungle plants.
In low doses it prevents hangover, in larger doses it acts as an aphrodisiac. It is not like Viagra where you get hard after using, but if you get stimulated by a lady...holy shit.
The guy that runs the shop is a german expat or some shit. They get it from a company that produces jungle meds. The e-mail for the producers is [email protected]
Julian Smith
maybe in some mythical past. the south is trash, obese people and the most niggers
fuck off cletus
Ian Perez
It is not viagra. It only makes your dick rock hard if somebody plays with it. It is an aphrodisiac
Eli Cook
I wish I lived in dixieland, real men, guns, BBQ and great accents.
All I have are Muslims butterknifes TV tax and ugly women.
Why will you country not take white immigrants????
William Ross
You realize wearing camo while hunting deer is dumb right? Deer can't even see the color orange.
Noah Taylor
Just overstay on a tourist visa. We won't throw you out.
Matthew Kelly
that bbq pig looks delicious
time for some pig pickin boys
Elijah Gonzalez
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Brandon Thompson
>not going to church every single day
Bad boy, ain't ya?
Isaac Martinez
MO here. Am I allowed? Doing some power washing today (even though it's 39* right now) was in Houston last week, beautiful down there.
Cooper Price
They still see large blocks of uniform color.
Jack Stewart
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Seriously listen to this as you reflect on everything we lost.
Liam Peterson
Also I just want to put down for the record.
MD IS A SOUTHERN STATE:
>Almost killed Lincoln
>Slavery
>South of Mason Dixon
>State anthem speaks of Union tyranny
>Justice Taney from here
>Folks fly confederate flags
Jonathan Smith
All the women in your pic are 100% coal burners.
Angel Flores
/Arkansas/ REEEEEEEEEEEEporting in!!!!!
GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS DIXIE. THANK YOU VETERANS.
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Jaxon Adams
Welcome.
from the packaging: a pinch is needed to prevent hangover, a REALLY small amount, think the tip of a steak knife. Use before your drinking session. Can be used for several days in a row.
Take 1/2g for 4 days for aphrodisiac effect. Don't need to use more after that. Effects should last for several months.
Brandon Roberts
>didn't secede
Sorry yankee
Isaiah Evans
>cucked gun laws
>Now More Libtard than the Midwest
>All those Nogs
Sorry my nigha Wisconsin has more of right to be an honorary southern state
Jace Young
Montana is more Canadian than Southern, but at least you're not city folks
Jose Roberts
all those women fucked black guys you toothless redneck fuck
Ethan Thompson
MO is Missouri, Not Montana. MT Is Montana
Eli Murphy
Do what said and overstay a tourist visa, find some cash work and marry a thicc southern girl to solidify your status. Living in Texas I've met several Euro's who escaped your repressive govt's to come live in absolute freedom.
Yanks and liberals fuck off, stay in your nigger winterlands.
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Colton Johnson
Also having a English accent gives you like two extra points in attractive in the us.
Zachary Martin
>rainbow flag
>clearly projecting there faggot
Austin Evans
It's 40 degrees here in SC
Dylan Stewart
Ugh... Austin.
Adrian Thomas
Cold snap, we'll be back in the 60s this week in NC
Christian White
Missouri
Jacob Russell
>in this mans glorious south
>not as cold now as it was overnight
>still have to deal with dumb negroes until noon
The flaggers down on Charleston's waterfront battery did put on a excellent display of the stars and bars this morning. Bannon was here last night, the college commies cried but didnt do anything.
Mason Reyes
Neo-Northerner here.
>Bucks are in rut, crappie are biting, plenty of good harvest food, and it's the perfect time of year for whiskey by the bonfire
>it's the perfect time of year for whiskey by the bonfire
those feels. I remember when I was 16-17 walking around my grandad's land with a .22 and my country gf at the time, bonfire parties at night.
You guys who have never experienced this have no idea of what you're missing. It puts any club to shame.
John Martinez
Niggers and spics are eternally better than smug yanks. Worthless ass city slickers all of em.
Joshua Turner
>It puts any club to shame
Correction: It pretty much puts anything else to shame.
Ayden Brooks
The south is full of niggers and fats
Liam Lopez
Your mom is full of niggers and fats.
Easton Jones
Hill Country nigger not Austin.
Caleb Rivera
No, I'm just not Jewish.
Church in the south is Sundays and Wednesdays.
Landon Walker
>excluding NC and Virginia
fuck u too buddy
Hudson Kelly
>Virginia
Oh that blue state? Yeah fuck them
Brayden Cruz
Does Alabama believe the Washington post?
David Cooper
Whys Texas there?
Nathaniel Wilson
The North is full of mongrelized manlets who can't open a pickle jar or are roided out of their minds, then out of nowhere a model. I've been asked if I'm a model for being decent looking and over 6 ft. The North is a joke, and is only so successful because it's been marketed as the "Happening" place and the talent pool is so large (accuracy by volume). That's the objective truth.
John Reyes
>votes in a tranny
>people still want to claim it as dixie
Even Lee would have burnt down the state by now.
Andrew Sanders
Wisconsin does have a bit of a Dixie feel to it, outside of Milwaukee and Madison that is.
Hunting, fishing, barn parties, all that good stuff.
Jeremiah Stewart
LSU, LSU, LSU
Benjamin Rogers
No it doesn't.
Carter Scott
OK lads, lets settle this once and for all.....who has the best BBQ?
I gotta say my personal favorite is the sweet/tangy variety, but that Texas dry rub BBQ aint no joke either. And while I'm not usually fond of the Carolina style, sometimes nothing else will do. FUCK BOYS, this is a hard decision.
Owen Brown
>tfw northern master race
>tfw no nigs, spics, or shitskins
>tfw glorious snow and cold temps
Feels great lads, cuckfederatefags will never know this feel
Alexander Martinez
Yeah well...Jeff Long. Bielema.
You guys are probably gonna win. I checked out watching the hogs about four weeks ago.
Ayden Gray
Lee is from Va., and so am I. The only reason the place is blue is because of NoVa, and all the DC elite live there. Admittedly NoVa is an amazingly nice place and like the (old) Europe of America, with niggers though.
Chase Edwards
GA reporting in
Chilly as fuck this morning, y'all.
Daniel Sullivan
cuck
Austin Reyes
Enjoy your nuclear radiation twat
Liam Baker
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Easton Rodriguez
How in the fuck this is related to Sup Forums?
Cooper Bailey
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Luke Russell
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Xavier Carter
NC
Gabriel Moore
>Northern
>No nigs
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *breathes in* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA!!!!!
I'll take "New York, Boston, Chicago, Baltimore, Detroit, Philadelphia, Cleveland and Newark" for 500, Alex
Joshua Clark
Southern politics are pretty much Sup Forums incarnate...? Plus it's a memeflag? (btw the only valid one because you know they're American)
Jordan Richardson
My vote is on GA. Hear ke out- no distinct style of our own to bias the way we make any of the others, but close enough to still get some grade-A grill niggers from every discipline. Also though, fuck Texas. Bbq is made from pork, not cows.
Luis Mitchell
>I live in a big city
wow that southern education doing a great job for you I see
Jackson Ross
>tfw no snow
Fucking lower midwest.
Matthew Johnson
>wanting any foreigners
Fucking yankee-niggers, stop larping as dixies
Isaiah Martinez
anyone who isn't from a big city who lives in the North is just a poser Southerner.
Benjamin Murphy
So which is it yankcuck? First you said you dont have nigs at all...now you say "OK we totally have them...b-but only in certain p-places"
Yankeee education, ladies and gentlemen
Charles Powell
Carolina mustard based master race. Bessingers finest.
William Jackson
That picture makes my heart weep. As a Ohioan getting absolutely disgusted by the state of things, what's the best southern state to move to?
Daniel Morgan
Yank here. Need answer to this, too.
Gavin Lopez
>tfw you’ve only crossed the Mason Dixon line once in your life
Chase Lopez
It's Arkansas.
Arkansas is slap in the middle of Texas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Tennessee, Mississippi, and Louisiana.
WE ARE LITERALLY THE CENTER OF THE BBQ UNIVERSE. FUCK OFF ANYONE ELSE.
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Austin Rogers
Read a book or visit JB. We are allowed.
Isaiah Robinson
Carolina for that pulled pork.
Carter King
I fucking love Belgians
Hunter Moore
What is this flag? I spend a lot of time in Missouri and I’ve only seen one dude fly it. He’s a pretty bad ass dude too so the cross flag threw me off.
Sebastian Johnson
Snow and winters are the white man season.
Isaac Bailey
Kys dixie niggers
Aaron Rivera
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THIS triggers the South!
Jeremiah Wood
If Mexicans didn’t swarm through your shithole state we wouldn’t have le 56 face
Jacob Reyes
Tennessee here yall can go fuck yourselves.
Isaiah Long
>Ey, me and you are a lot alike. I hate niggers too. I can't wait to go to the shore and layout. Bunch of fucking queers, laying out on a 1/2 foot of sand by brown water and no waves. Roided up manlets and mouth farting at every 5/10 that walks past.
>you surf? That's too much work. let's kayak.
Pennsyltucky is ok, they just have inbred retard accents.
Andrew Moore
Beautiful day here in coonass country. Cleaned and oiled up the peace keepers. About to shoot a few rounds and then breakout the buffalo trace and watch some SEC football.
Blake Watson
>skimboard? lemme see... I can do that.
>Busts ass.
>I think my wrist is broke.
Need to get drunk and layout.