I am a sketch artist in Japan.I work with the police

I am a sketch artist in Japan.I work with the police.

You cannot imagine the difficulty of my job.

All day every day I draw sketches of criminals. Murderers, rapists, thieves. Today I sketched a bicycle thief and a shoplifter.

You cannot imagine the difficulty of hunting down criminals in Japan.

Every day it is the same. The same description. The same face. Black hair. Black eyes. Over and over again. Always the same face.

How can we find them? How can we track them down?

I will post some of my work for you to see the supreme difficulty of this task.

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I am a sketch artist in UK.I work with the police.

You cannot imagine the difficulty of my job.

All day every day I draw sketches of criminals. Murderers, rapists, thieves. Today I sketched a bicycle thief and a shoplifter.

You cannot imagine the difficulty of hunting down criminals in UK.

Every day it is the same. The same description. The same face. Black hair. Black eyes. Over and over again. Always the same face.

How can we find them? How can we track them down?

I will post some of my work for you to see the supreme difficulty of this task.

Well no matter how difficult it is to find them, your skills are very impressive

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I was hoping some anime style.

Bullshit, I searched the image, its from Huntsville. Goddamn lying english teacher.

Be a undercover stolen item dealer... Catalogue the whole network.... Arrest..

Was the bicycle thief a German?

Black?

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Niggers dindu nuffins.

Only guy who would appreciate diversity apart from jews.

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>Suspect still sought in last year's Valentine's Day robbery
>Sketch courtesy of the Huntsville Police Department Feb 14, 2016
>Huntsville police are looking for this man suspected of trying to rob Heartfield's Florist at gunpoint on Valentine's Day last year. Sketch courtesy of the Huntsville Police Department
I hate LARPers who are so lazy they don't check to see if their images come up in google image search.

lol
OP is a cheeky cunt

this is not a larp, this is a shitpost. lurk moar.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMY FUCK

Lol

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Nothing is funnier to me than virgin wizards who go to nippon thinking they will get nip pussy and they are so fucking socially isolated they end up on here LARPing. Dumb fuckers.

OP is having a giggle you sperg.

The joke was supposed to be a bait and switch where you think I'm talking about Asians arr rook same but then I post sketches of Africans and you realize they're the only ones committing crime in Japan and have a good laugh but you had to go and ruin it with your autism. This is why we can't have nice things. :(

>this is not a larp
yes, it is fucko. go back to 9 gag or leddit or whatever jew-infested sewer you crawled out from.

don't worry I got it and laughed, I went and re-read the op to make sure you didn't say dark skin.

Why are you drawing pictures of Americans?

>The joke was supposed to be a bait and switch
But it wasn't funny. And you and other larping idiots ruin it the (very) few times we have real nips or gooks and want interesting info.

seriously, lurk more. for your own good.

nupol is the worst.

The Mrs. and I laughed pretty hard. Excellent work, sir!

underrated
have a (you)

Lmao are you seriously this triggered?

Well bless you for trying.

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>real nips
top kek
We are all real nips except (you).
We are all larping as western people on this Asian site.

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this website is 99 percent Japanese, most of us use VPNS

Man, you guys are such a hip cool couple, I'm glad faggot op could bring you guys together with his quirky humor xD

When I was a junior high school student, westerns look same face for me.
After watching many movies, I understand their difference.

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Stop larping, we know you're sitting alone in your mom's basement.

>xD
Ok, you had your fun, now you have to go back.

A Jap that doesn't draw loli.

No wonder you're depressed.

>Ok, you had your fun, now you have to go back.
Hahaha!! I love coming and having a laugh with my friends on Sup Forums, you guys are so fun!

sketch artists are outdated
Get a real job man

why is your country letting africans in at all?

It was fun though

Hey friend, are you still there? My ancestors are from Ireland like you, we should be friends on psn

sorry that Sup Forums has turned into absolute shit.
quality thread op, it's a shame what happened.

Sup Forums is ser-
i mean
AUTISTIC business

he's a nigger mutt

Are you fucking retarded? This wasn't a larp. It was a gag. and it was a way better thread than hurr durr i from vietnam ask me anything.
please fucking hang yourself.

Right in the feels.

The summer of 2010 for this newfag

Awful attempt at Sup Forumshumor, I cringed OP
There are no black people here

10/10 OP you had me going for a while
really subverted my expectations in a humorous manner

how can you retards miss the joke
from op you obviously think hes going to post pictures of jap same face, then he posts pictures of niggers

Mildly racism.

i laughed nip friend

>But it wasn't funny.
>t. nigger

Ignore the humourless yanks, I thought it was funny

This is an exceptionally well-thought-out gag user and you are really raising the bar for jap flag shitposters

what a cute salesman
would buy everything he has

>tfw you will never be Japanese

Spat my tea out...

please never post here again

>Same discription same face.
Sounds like America.

It's all good I had a good laugh when I realized it was obly black people

i just want a jap gf

I understood your ironic post user, fuck the autistic murilards that get offended when one of theirs gets cough.

HE's not Japanese

fuck you he is

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There are lots of black people here, I guess you live in shimane or some other ancient unpopulated part of Japan where high school girls in uniform shout extremely polite greetings to you at 150 decibels if they spot you walking across the opposite side of a valley from them

if that was funny to you, you have a shit sense of humor
it doesn't even make sense, there are almost no black people here

Fuck off Italy, what has your shitty country ever done

Amazing. Laughed irl.

Dumb Balkanian

nice try, nigger

I live in Shiga but I go to Kyoto and Osaka often
Almost never see black people

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>How can we find them? How can we track them down?
Tattoo numbers on their foreheads at birth!

stop being a pessimistic english teacher
nip friend's post was funyy

I'm white

I love you Japan.

>I am a sketch artist in Japan.I work with the police.
>You cannot imagine the difficulty of my job.

I already knew where you were going.. and knew it was bs

I'm not an English teacher
I'm married to a Japanese woman, visiting her family here

Genuinely amused. Bravo.

I honestly don't know how you people can be so fucking stupid, where did you kids come to Sup Forums from anyway?

You did well user, you made my day

Yet more than half of these tards didn't get it.

also very different drawing styles.. also why no japanese figure OP lol

>But it wasn't funny.
Tyrone get off the pc

of course you are, in your mind

>I'm married to a Japanese woman
fucking disgusting
kys you race mixing beta soyboy

>Go to work as sketch artist in Japan because "all japs looks the same", easy job and good pay
>End with drawing disgusting niggers 24/7

Someone got goofed

What the hell that looks real

>You cannot imagine the difficulty of my job.
Considering how you "arr rook da same", I actually can imagine how difficult your job is Yuk Foo.

>you don't see black people in Osaka
sorry to ask a personal question but are you perhaps visually impaired?

That's the fucking joke you absolute faggot.

Most of the Blacks are in Tokyo and are from Nigeria or Ghana. If you see blacks elsewhere chances are it's an English teacher or US military who married a nip and stayed in Japan