Why does totally SHIT american artists get famous worldwide when really good Norwegian artists only get a few views?

Why does totally SHIT american artists get famous worldwide when really good Norwegian artists only get a few views?

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>be Norwegian
>sing in English
thank you *pukes*

sage. stikk av, ikke politikk. og du linket til en haug med forbanna soppel

What a shit song.

STFU toothless

Music is dead.
Same instrumentals, same lyrics, same old this, same old that.

How do people listen to this repetitive shit?

Yeah, I'll agree with that, but I thought this was slightly different than most shit produced today.

Nice try Highasakite!

Shitskin, garbage music..

Wtf, Ludvig?

kek

I think they deserve more views though.
youtube.com/watch?v=9R1QB0m91RY

(60 k views come on... and shit US and UK aritsts get millions).

Norway's population is relatively tiny, also, there's some sort of a language barrier here.

Our artists consist of niggers singing "grime", which gets a shit-tonne of views, and soyboys (One Direction).

The US has trap music too.

cuck ass shit OP

STFU burger shit

we know that feel all too well norbro

youtube.com/watch?v=KQuddDfXzfs
>instead of becoming famous worldwide in the 80s he ended up as a cokehead and went bankrupt. Sad!

We partly made the english language though
youtube.com/watch?v=MCIaj-oLi28

I like pop music, but I notice if I spend an hour listening to Handel I feel way better than if I spend an hour listening to pop songs or albums. Just more clear-headed, calmer, more enjoyable.

Idk exactly how it works, but maybe pop music is a bit like a drug. It's fun and intense but it kind of 'wears you out'. Same thing goes for Romantic music though. Listening to Schumann or Wagner is not restful in the way that Haydn or Bach is.

...

pretty nice Norwegianbro

Because We're talking away
I don't know what
I'm to say I'll say it anyway
Today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your love, okay?
Take on me, (take on me)
Take me on, (take on me)
I'll be gone
In a day or two
So needless to say
I'm odds and ends
I'll be stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is OK
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry
SUDDENLY LIFE HAS NEW MEANING.

Ameriburger here. I love Röyksopp.

>800 thousand
>a few

I hope you're kidding

In the grand scheme of things, that's quite small compared to other artists.

I personally know the lead singer for a punk band that gets 1 million+ views per video.

This is the pinnacle of norweigan music:::::#
youtu.be/s_nufSwU-T8


NORGE JA.
NORGE I RÖTT HVITT OG BLÅTT
#jegelserflerkultur
#kjerlekerkjerlek

So tell me toothless, why does such a Norwegian aritst have such few views?
youtube.com/watch?v=d_HlPboLRL8

She is better than 100% of UK artists.

SAGE this shitskin shit

STFU quisling

I don't know man, but the accent seems kinda weird, personally, I wouldn't listen to these types of music.

> promoting nonwhites kys

Norweigans, post that song with the line: er det du so skal med döttra min på lino?
Thats a classic

*kino

Jason the Graphic Artist is pretty good.

Kaleo is getting pretty famous.
youtube.com/watch?v=oCi0RHLrauU
And I mean we also have sigur rós and björk who everyone know.

But the "WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?" vid got viral fast.

It's how english is supposed to be pronounced (really it is).

youtube.com/watch?v=sOOebk_dKFo

We have many by now
This for one:
youtube.com/watch?v=60ItHLz5WEA

Also, among others:
youtube.com/watch?v=9Sc-ir2UwGU

You also have Ásgeir

trash. women in general are shitty singers. and especially songwriters. she sounds like one of those russia singers on GTA 4 russia station

Easily my favorite song with him
youtube.com/watch?v=StKtXAAe500

STFU burger. I kill burgers for fun.

V-varg?

>It's how english is supposed to be pronounced
Real English (18-19th century colonist-tongue) died along ago.

American privilege and cultural hegemony. You could have prevented this. You could have been the white North Korea.

nordbro, this sounds like garbage

also monsters and men. but haven't heard about them for a while.

Sluta att göra narr av dina landsfränder din proxyneger

The punishment for alligning with the "allies" in ww2 and sacrificing our huge merchant fleet to support Britain (or they would have lost).

My bros on /fit/ like it when I show them skálmöld too. /fit/ is turning into an /r9k/ tier shit hole though.

Love how he still sings some of his stuff in Icelandic.

Detta her, fi fan.
How's my svenska, Sven?

Because the world only wants to hear computer music nigger sounds now.

We dont even listen to music anymore as a society. Just ooga booga rap music.

Close
Detta här, fy fan*
Annars var strukturen rätt.
Ps: þungur hnífur

Iceland is RIGHTFUL norwegian clay so STFU nigger-sven

You are promoting a fucking sand-nigger in with the song you linked in OP. How many layers of retardation are you on right now?

>Ps: þungur hnífur
very nice
We literally went to Iceland to get away from your ruling king. We're our own clay. I support an alliance though.

My mode is: protection of the Norwegian realm.
That's above all others. Protect Norway.

The world is american since 1945, faggot

>We literally went to Iceland t

We (Norwegians) went to Iceland.

Still you are Norwegians.

>Roastie singing pop shit about wanting a strong chad with a thicc dick
>Good Norwegian artist

For fuck sake, promote something better than pop shit

Gardarholm rightfull swedish clay!

blood cannot be broken.
and the Norwegian realm cannot be divided.

Hm, i see the norweigan has become the dane.

what is this pasta now?
americans are at the very least free.
I know how important this is, because I am no meme chased. I haven't been able to live in my own god damn home for three years because harassment from the police and now they are at it again and have found me.

So you go, well serves you criminal. Now back then I had my own company, and I ask you as then. What is my crime?

Protip: there is none

OP, explain how Lucas Graham, the Danish manlet, has more than a billion views for one of his songs

>hooktube.com/watch?v=HFTNeTwzEkQ
Let's HookTube that. Don't give Google the money.
>kek

No, the Dane is the destroyer of what should be. Now they are weaker than ever before. We could literally destroy them if we wanted to. But we like them so they will survive for now.

No, you are Icelandic.
Norway is Icelandic clay.
Also I'm the only one that still speaks our old, formerly shared language.
I will soon not be little Iceland, I will become big Iceland.

You are Norwegian and you know it in your heart.
We have the same blood.

Erik ribbskog, is that you?

Scandis are notorious pirates. Stop complaining.

You're white?

We have a bit more Celtic/Anglo in us.

YO! THIS SHIT SUCKS!

True

Gutten er troligen ikke ens voksen

What do you want exactly? For that song to be famous?

Not much really. You ARE Norwegian blood and Norwegian blood belongs in the Norwegian realm.

Try to stop us

>Norwegian

That's a shitskin buddy.

Also, we have tons of international stars, so i donno what ur even on about.

Scandinavia is the Mecca of music production.

It would tame your (our) volcanoes.

(((you know why)))stop asking stupid questions Norski! Let me guess you're probably the type of person who thinks Nobel prizes matter?

>Scandinavia is the Mecca of music production.

Well that's true. We are literally shaping the modern world as we speak. Even tons of high profile popular US aritsts have Scandinavian song writers and producers.

Ahh no. You're biggest cultural export is Mayhem, Burzum, Emperor and Immortal. Let that sink in for a second.

>le 70% norwegian face

because art, like music and film, is 99.999999% promotion, retard

Donno if it's 100% accurate, but apparently one Swedish music producer made 50% of all the songs played on the radio the last 50 years.

I would point out how the Swedish music export is the 3rd largest in the world but then i'm not exactly proud in todays political climate since its being used to promote faggotry and jew-femi-agendas

>people are still replying to obvious bait

what is with these butthurt norwegians today??

Doesn't matter if you don't know the guy's name.

Alan Walker, Kygo, Ylvis, Matoma

OP would voluntarily listen to this, a reversing garbage truck running over a cat?

that song is 100% unfiltered aural dogshit you fag

Max something.

Made songs for Britney spears, backstreet boys, and like every famous person u can think of basically.

No, I know many US songs that are actually Norwegian produced like this one:
youtube.com/watch?v=e82VE8UtW8A

Tons more though...

I would say Thomas G:son but that dude did 50% of Eurovision rather than radio.
The other i could find regarding American radio at least was Max Martin. "Since 1999, Max Martin has written and co-written 22 Billboard Hot 100 number-one hits (most of which he has also produced or co-produced). Martin is the songwriter with third most number one singles on the chart, behind only Paul McCartney (32) and John Lennon (26)."

Max Martin

Jesus these are all so insipid. Just lacking anything of note.

Not to mention the slow ass "statistic" intros and the lame ass videos

Christ, dig in the past and afar and you find some real gems.

Here is some real music for you plebs. Now put your headphones on.

youtube.com/watch?v=91Dt_0bPOTI

Music these days is just a way of getting money, a job, not a way of expressing yourself.

Oh and this song is a shower of shite.

Oh yeah, and Cashmere Cat

Toasting in Norway bread.
Also looking for my long lost Norwegian friend.

He posted a SIG thread looking for me, I posted in it quickly without reading it saying that I was looking for him, and realized that it was him looking for me.. it was deleted before I could respond.
Haven't seen a SIG thread since.

Sounds like true SHIT.

Here is some modern GOOD UK music:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZVV74bvNuYA

I like my music to have a little hair on its balls.
Example: m.youtube.com/watch?v=EDNzQ3CXspU