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Africans are humans.

pizza moloch kid eaters , jews following talmud, and gay mafia are separate entities in this pizza mess in dc.

The Holocaust happened.

They push the Heliocentric model but the truth is the Earth is flat. People think the Zionists are the issue... or the Vatican... or the Royals when regarding the declining state of the world. It's all of them and they've all bought into the Luciferian deception of eternal life without salvation. They are trying to raise Babylon and they've been working at it for centuries. Most female entertainment stars are male to female transgender as they work to change and distort humanity. Open your eyes and humble yourself to the world as it really is.

Everyone around you is a bot. You are the only sentient being other than the Creator. Life is just a game in which He observes you and judges whether or not you are a worthy soul to enter the next realm.

Jews are pushing white identity.

Montana is not real. It is an elaborate government ruse to make America look larger. Anyone who say they've been there is either a government agent or were duped into thinking one of the Dakotas was Montana.

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I heard that too once

back to /x/ with you...keep that tinfoil shit to yourself

OP ISn't A FAG

the final redpill

I fucked that chick and she was an alien.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's so fucking retarded it hurts.

9/11 never happened
god was raped

In m town we have a local radio station that people call and sell stuff or bitch about local things. People called one day about why our local Walmart building is just sitting empty, the store sucked and closed. A guy calls up and starts with the Walmarts are FEMA camps.

this is the kind of response you warrant OP

Jesus learned about Hinduism and Buddhism and was buried in Kashmir, google "jesus in india"
JJews believe all non-jews are meant to serve them
Islam believes in murdering nonbelivers and lying about their religion
Hitler wasnt perfect but he was a gud guy, WW2 was declared on him by the jews, google "judea declared war on germany"
at the time the jews attempting to enslave the world owned most of the main central banks in the developed world , the rothschild bankers, also rockefellers, soros is a rothschild puppet. Germany won WWI (no foreign army entered german land
Jewish bankers n either side decided to fuck over germany. Hitler decided to do something about the jews, so the jews united the world against him and created to holohoax to prevent nationalism and give them influence and power.
9/11 was done by the jews, google "washington bridge van," "dancing israelis," "explosions in lobby/basement"
now they own the media, the government, and world finances but people are beginning to wake up, with the rise of the free sharing of information we will not see another hitlerian outcome

Burger patties contain human meat.

Jews are behind the amerimutt meme to keep Americans and Europeans from working together to stop and reverse the muttification of bouth our regions.

we are actually being controlled by plants who are in species battle with each other for the planet.

The best conspiracies are out in the open. The migration of Asians and Africans into Europe is part of a decades long initiate of "replacement migration." Europe is facing demographic oblivion due to their populations' refusals to have more children. This would spell economic catastrophe. To keep Europe's population up, elites have begun to engineer the mass migration of other non-western peoples, who will have children and lots of them, into European nations in a decades long effort to boost their populations.

This is what Merkel tried to do in 2015 by inviting Syrian refugees into Europe...although she was unprepared for the tidal wave that came her way. They came in numbers so great they overwhelmed the plan. So Merkel has since re-branded herself as a champion of human rights lol.

In the US our demography is better thanks in large part to the illegal immigration from the southern border over the last couple of decades. Of course, now that we have what we need, it's time to shut it all down.

The Russians are in cahoots with America over bringing about the NWO. They're playing both sides.
Russia switched the bait to where people now aren't worried about communist subversion through Russia. Now they're bitter towards our democratic process, and somehow blame Russia for it.

There will be a giant communist takeover in the next 50 years lads, and it will not be pretty.

The pic is related though, there never were Swedish blondes and there never will be. It's a Muslim country.

t. EU 2051

This is a new one.

Traps aren't gay.

the american civil war was about air conditioning units. the industrialized north had just invented AC units and was trying to sell them to the south. The southerners used niggers to cool their plantations, as black skin ( and darker colored materials in general) takes in heat well and acted as a mechanism for keeping the plantations from getting to hot. The north wanted to sell more AC units so they banned slavery and then the south started the war

Trump was a deep state operative that has gone rogue. He knows their plans and is running circles around them.

But... but... muh dick.

They're NOT GAY!

THEY'RE NOT!

This is hilarious because it's what someone who was truly mentally ill and losing their mind might actually believe.

Tina Fey has a very feminine penis.

I can believe it, especially with the hints that Clinton's campaign actually supported him

Trap on girl porn it's less gay.

Is that Natalie on a real person or a silicone doll?

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Stephen Hawking is braindead. He is just a literal puppet for his handlers now who is his reputation to push a globalist agenda.

The utterly unbelievable nature of such a scheme given common knowledge about Jews pushing multiculturalism lends them power in doing so. But they always play both extremes.

Always.

Mind you, I could elaborate greatly on how it is a vehicle for the destruction of traditional values, cultures, and ethnicities of Europe, but that is for another time.

You deserve to be fucking executed faggot.

I've have the same feeling about this one

Those tits are fake af

Sup Forums doesnt exist

But then why the would the Creator make a bot which would tell me the secret of his game? I know you can't be a bot therefore this won't hold

The Islam bit isn't a conspiracy it's a verifiable fact lol read the Quran

>Jesus learned about Hinduism and Buddhism and was buried in Kashmir, google "jesus in india"
Jesus is Krishna confirmed
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Jewish bankers n either side decided to fuck over germany. Hitler decided to do something about the jews, so the jews united the world against him and created to holohoax to prevent nationalism and give them influence and power.
I doubt it was a literal hoax but it might've been orchestrated by Jews who had influence over Nazi higher ups to cull the lesser Jews.

I had a friend in H.S. who believed the exact same thing, that he was the only real person in existence.
I talked to his sister a few months back and said that he was later diagnosed as a sociopath.

>Dick gets hard for the shemale
>Blames the messenger

Fuck you are right, that plane could have taken me anywhere and I wouldn't know the difference.

Trump turned the tables on them when he realized he could win. That is why all of the paid demonstrators and violence at his rallies. And all of the fake polls and slanderous news and the dirty dossier. He is literally ten steps ahead of the deep state.

Wew lad, gonna have to think about that one.
I don't personally believe that btw, just an interesting point of view.

Actually I was hard reading white power and Hitler threads, but traps make my dick go softer than wet noodles.

Then I think about executing traps and their enablers and I get hard again. Maybe you're right.

The Federal Government still fears The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons).