"Good morning, user!"

"I snuck in and made you breakfast on a plate!
It's seven slices of bacon and a bagel with cream cheese for my growing crusader!
Oy vey! Tehehehe!
Now get up and eat sleepy head!
Church starts in two hours!"

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Eat drink and be euforic white man. Do not mind the scheeming semite.

>bacon
falling for the cancerogenic jew

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>"I snuck in and made you breakfast on a plate!
Is this some yandere shit? because that is creepy as fuck

>not waking me up with tendies

Thanks "m'lady" *tips*

the absolute state of christianity

Make her eat the eggs before calling cops on her.

I hate cream cheese

I would cum in my pants

I'm extremely paranoid my door has 3 locks including a dead bolt, I also welded that steel shit from ute beds on it

I'd assume she was a government spy, perhaps even an android or npc sim-bot, and cut her fucking head off looking for the wires

not a chance I'd eat jack shit from this 'person', probably got nanobots in it or just straight cyanoids

never again will I be dueced by a gvrnmt skinwalker fuck that

Will you also cheat on me and leave me for the youth pastor or some other faggot fuck when it suits you? Jesus lied. Were all fucked

>you
Thank you :)

>my growing crusader!

thanks mum, now whip out them titties, i need some milk with my coffee.

Actual married life though: 5 month old woke up twice in middle of the night which woke me and wife up. She nursed and fell asleep in baby’s room. 6 year old daughter woke me up at 6 to tell me 2.5 year old son was awake. Make them both breakfast, put on a cartoon that isn’t degenerate propaganda. Drink lots of coffee. Wife still asleep with baby, don’t want to wake her because she was up half the night. This is the reality that soy boys fake chads are tryin g to avoid, but this is how you get three blonde hair blue eyed children and a nice home. Work hard and marry a much younger SAHM. You won’t be getting breakfast in bed but you will be saving your country.

I have a fiancee fantasy.

Does that read like married life? There's no talk of headaches!

And why would a wife sneak into her own house?

But yeah, you're right about saving the country.

Holy shit! Please tell me you're joking or seek medical help

Thank you for your sacrifice

Extremely yandere.

I guess it's not for everyone.

>youtube.com/watch?v=mAH7CLUmvhE

>not a chance I'd eat jack shit from this 'person',
theres even less chance of a grill sneeking in on you user..
>and cut her fucking head off looking for the wires
..which is probably for the best

You are a cuck

Some things are worth cancer.