This is the United States President

>This is the United States President
Top fucking kek. I envy you fuckers so much

True statesmanship

Has any single bant in history simultaneously annihilated so many anuses?

Fat?
Trump is probably the fattest fucker in America.

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I can't believe so many libtards seem to love NK now.

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the god emperor has no time for filters even if it means ww3.

What if this tweet restarts the korean war. My sides would be in orbit.

Big bantz Don

But he's not short

The Rothschilds are targeting North Korea because they don't have a Rothschild central bank.

Trump is average for a German/Scot, Kim is average for his race too.

The Korean war started in the 50s dude

typical dumb paki lol

>Got a better deal in China than the previous administrations AND talked them in to upping sanctions on NK in like a day
>Still finds time to be shitposter in chief

Who's the British equivalent of papa Don?

>HURRR DURR YOU'RE DUMB XDDD
Is this the power of Romanian gypsy intellectuals?

Kill yourself you subhuman inferiority redden subhuman shitskin.

FUCKING NAME AND TRIP POSTER?
LIKE YOU EVER SAID ANYTHING IF FALUE YIU DUMB LOW IQ subhuman piece of brown shit

A tall manlet is still a manlet

>Scot
Kek. I'm Scottish, the outlier in my family at 5'11, and I RARELY see anyone taller than me in every day life. Literally king of the manlets.

they only signed an armistice mutt, korean war is technically on hold

How do people let themselves get so fat? That takes some serious commitment.

He just looked at your countries average IQ you subhuman low value maggot

are you kidding, leftists love communist dictatorships

Look, another one.

user, this is not even close to true.

Kim called Trump "old" and now Trump is triggered? That's sad.

Trumps body type is considered athletic in the US

kys shitskin

>Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!

Man that was too easy :^)

No, Trump is considered slightly overweight in the US.

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HAHAHAHAHA WOW WE ELECTED A LITERAL RETARDED PISS BABBY TO BE POTUS!!! WOW JUST WOW!!! HAVE MY MANBABIES TRUMP!!!!

Seriously though, what's the strategy with North Korea? There isn't one. The president is a fucking retard and your laughing at him is a sign of nervousness.

That'd be the most awesome reason in history if it wasn't a smokescreen for the true alien invasion of concave Earth cocksuckers

He sounds like a 12yo girls secret diary

Who controls NK, Jerome?

Kim and Trump aren't fat, they're 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

got em

I think it's a brilliant tactic to undermine the support for Kim. They should drop translates leaflets with his tweets of NK.

And yet you removed the trip.

>what's the strategy with North Korea? There isn't one.
what was Obamas strategy?
Bush's?
Clintons?
Bushs?
Reagans?
Carter's?
Nixon's?
etc
none of em did shit and now Trump has a nuclear armed psychopath to deal with.

The sanctions are going to hurt too (especially if China delivers) and he's going to get the blame for that.

It blows me away how upset people get over Trumps tweets. I mean what do they want for a president, a robot with no personality or sense of humor? Why not just elect a side of beef president.

>Minds are of three kinds: one is capable of thinking for itself; another is able to understand the thinking of others; and a third can neither think for itself nor understand the thinking of others. The first is of the highest excellence, the second is excellent, and the third is worthless.

That would still be a better president than Zorglaf Shrunk.

Stop making us look bad

"rocket man will face fire and fury . we WW3 noa ! many such cases. sad" ~the last american president 2017

Dude, even Pakistanis here are treated like Gods compared to Romanians.

Let that sink in.

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Did you screencap this straight from jewbook or did msn tell you what to be mad about today?

is Trump the biggest manchild on the planet?

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They want a puppet that says nice things in public. Maybe throws some hoops every once in a while, makes game of thrones references, and other shit that makes normies relate.

tl;dr appearances are more important than substance to the average person.

No, he's only been tweeting too much.

nah, just some wendy's and papa joe's

Same reason I quit watching sports. At the end of the day all this shit is something out of our hands. May as well be entertaining

Maybe he follows him on Twitter or IG?

Think Trump is tweeting too much? Dont look at his Twitter or follow his tweets.
Wala

sure and rothschilds are the ones launching rockets over japan too.

fucking idiot lol

Does that happen after they get raped in prison or before?

>I want someone from another country to stop doing something as innocuous as tweeting because I don't like it

I like how reddit and lefties are saying he is having an epic twitter meltdown while everyone else is laughing about this.

you must be young. anyone over 25 that owns more than 2 dress shirts is mortified.

>we're literally in a world where the POTUS is shitposting about the dictator of a nuclear country being short and fat.

This is the best timeline.

I like it. Trump is effectively setting political correctness back by making it more acceptable to be a real person. It's not like other politicians wouldn't say stupid shit, far from it I would argue, but they're just designing their public persona. Like Hillary, or Merkel for that matter. When you hear her giving a speech it's pretty easy to tell it's just some artificial crap she studied, not the way she talks for real. I think she literally has a team of psychologists who adjust her body language to generate certain effects.

>Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend

That’s some bullshit right there

S H I T P O S T E R I N C H I E F

Do people here actually debate if Trump is fat or he isn't?

Trump's tweet is very sophisticated and you can interpret it on at least 10 different levels but you actually picked the first level, sad!

short fats suicide watch begins now.

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i wonder why he keeps tweeting. you got a country to run and all he does is bitch about niggers kneeling and rocket man

zero laws passed

He probably just pumps out a few tweets when sitting on the toilet.

>shitposting is becoming the new diplomatic paradigm

what a time to be alive

before his 4 years are up im half expecting fucking alien invaders to appear in our skies and then get shit talked into fleeing by Trump

DRUMMMMFFFFF NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Except everything I said is true :^)

never really been much of a strategy other than throwing em some cash/supplies every now and again then doing "sanctions"

Also the world hasn't had to actually deal with a NK leader serious about nuking shit before.

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i love my president

KEK SO EPIC!! XD SHADILAY MY FELLOW PEDES I LOVE THIS TIMELINE

this

>the cankle club

It would have more effect if he wasn't fat like a normal alpha.

*eurobeat music playing in the distance*

Mockhammed, shouldn't you be out raping children rather than failing to make any meaningful contribution here?

LOL YOU CALLED HIM LITTLE ROCKET MAN

the only way that this is true is that he didn't call him short AND fat at the same time

uhh, excuse me leaf, but Clinton did have a plan and that plan was to travel to north korea personally and guarentee them reactors and then when there was push-back, Clinton said he would swim the uranium there himself.

And then like 4 years later GW Bush effectivly declared an effective coldwar against them (axis of evil) and proceeded to authorize economic/cyber/sabatage/proxy/propaghanda active measures.

good cop, bad cop. except the good cop is your drug dealer and the bad cop just invaded afghanistan.

No, that would make it seem more sincere rather than the rancid shitpost it was clearly meant to be.

Why is it that people complain about him having a twitter account? But no one complains about Clinton having one, obama having one, cnn having one, podesta, washington post, NYT the other 7 billion people that use it, etc etc etc.

pearl harbor

>Trump is probably the fattest fucker in America.

You've definitely never been here before.

It takes 15 seconds to tweet you fatass

Do the masses ever show any sort of logical reasoning?

>Trump gets elected
>I NOW HATE TRUMP
Faggots like you are far worse then thedonald newfags

> president focusing on running the country, accused of being an autocrat who doesn't care about the people
> president tweets to reach his people while delegating to a trusted team, he's not working hard enough
now go fuck yourself

is that what we need?
more laws passed?
baha.wow.

Annoyingly we don't really have any politicians who've realised it's easy to shit-talk people online and gain an audience.

Melania has fucked so many men she's starting to look like one.

Will we ever get a first lady who doesn't look like a complete tranny?