Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that...

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

Jesus fucking Christ.

>Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick!
I don't want to fuck my Great Grandmother.

>>>/reddit/

good thread

I think you took the wrong door, /jp/ is two blocks down.

>inb4 404

back to where you belong

My grandma talked like that.
when I was a teenager I wanted to fuck her
she's dead now

You mean [esfores]? Because that's where this thread belongs.

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I have no idea who these girls are. Put please let my 5's come so I can make those two lolis, loli milfs.

might as well, gear get

A deal is a deal

Since when did parasol girl become common on [na4zi]?

Witness my dubs and wife.

witnessed

checked

seems more like a thing to me

i haven't play/watch, i'll roll anyway

>404
What did he mean by this?

Blatant "Ironic" shitposting threads like this are right at home in [sforce].

Hell half the thread would be people ironically nonironically responding to the OP about fucking her.

Sugoi.

Checked.

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wew lad

i know i can't get quads, so give me 4 consecutive numbers please

Kanahana please

Give me a loli please

>ironically nonironically
r u ok?

Blanc get

s-should i post them all?

>hell half the thread would be people ironically nonironically responding to the OP about fucking her.

so it's /jp/, only NSFW?

I want to fuck UNI

You can't be on two layers of Ironicism at once? Step you game up.

Yeah there would be a ton of lewd pictures of femgirls in compromised positions, likely without clothing on, all consensual of course. There's nothing worse than posting a animeme girl without her consent.

I'm gonna get me a ploot.

Reroll

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Might as well before the thread gets deleted

HAHAHA I AM GONNA FUCK HER MYU

>j-j-j-JUST JAM IT IN!
>with ur pOnOs

>heterochromia
into the trash it goes

nicely drawn breasts though

those boobs just make me want to cut my dick and balls off so i can just stop thinking about them already

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

sauce

>You can't be on two layers of Ironicism at once?
My peanut brain can only process a single layer of ironicism at once. It's really hard.

Plut?

rolling for waifu

here i go