Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
Bentley Bailey
Jesus fucking Christ.
Robert Garcia
>Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! I don't want to fuck my Great Grandmother.
Gavin Foster
>>>/reddit/
Ethan Bailey
good thread
Ayden Ortiz
I think you took the wrong door, /jp/ is two blocks down.
Liam Lewis
>inb4 404
Jaxson Kelly
back to where you belong
Nathan Reyes
My grandma talked like that. when I was a teenager I wanted to fuck her she's dead now
Nolan Sanchez
You mean [esfores]? Because that's where this thread belongs.
Adam Rogers
...
Noah Lopez
I have no idea who these girls are. Put please let my 5's come so I can make those two lolis, loli milfs.
Luis Bennett
might as well, gear get
James Cook
A deal is a deal
Josiah Clark
Since when did parasol girl become common on [na4zi]?
Jaxson Sanders
Witness my dubs and wife.
Aiden Hall
witnessed
Cameron Wright
checked
Brayden Ward
seems more like a thing to me
Jeremiah Perez
i haven't play/watch, i'll roll anyway
Landon Thompson
>404 What did he mean by this?
Joseph Martinez
Blatant "Ironic" shitposting threads like this are right at home in [sforce].
Hell half the thread would be people ironically nonironically responding to the OP about fucking her.
Ayden Martinez
Sugoi.
Checked.
Levi Mitchell
...
Carson Cooper
wew lad
i know i can't get quads, so give me 4 consecutive numbers please
Nathan Brooks
Kanahana please
Jayden Rivera
Give me a loli please
Blake Ross
>ironically nonironically r u ok?
Cameron Peterson
Blanc get
Noah Stewart
s-should i post them all?
Evan Harris
>hell half the thread would be people ironically nonironically responding to the OP about fucking her.
so it's /jp/, only NSFW?
Bentley Martinez
I want to fuck UNI
Gavin Rivera
You can't be on two layers of Ironicism at once? Step you game up.
Yeah there would be a ton of lewd pictures of femgirls in compromised positions, likely without clothing on, all consensual of course. There's nothing worse than posting a animeme girl without her consent.
Dominic Collins
I'm gonna get me a ploot.
Hudson Torres
Reroll
Kevin Gomez
...
Brandon Brown
Might as well before the thread gets deleted
Carter Perry
HAHAHA I AM GONNA FUCK HER MYU
Liam Wood
>j-j-j-JUST JAM IT IN! >with ur pOnOs
Michael Peterson
>heterochromia into the trash it goes
nicely drawn breasts though
Carter Harris
those boobs just make me want to cut my dick and balls off so i can just stop thinking about them already
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
William Morris
sauce
Daniel Rogers
>You can't be on two layers of Ironicism at once? My peanut brain can only process a single layer of ironicism at once. It's really hard.