WAIFU CLAIM THREAD/

WAIFU CLAIM THREAD/

Waifu claim thread/ rules:

No claiming waifus already claimed/ no stealing

I am unclaiming all waifus that ever existed, could exist, will exist, should exist, won't exist, and are existing in a quantum flux state.

I claim a harem of every female ever:2D or 3D. There, thread's over.

claimed

You can't, I claimed her.

Claimed

claimed

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My waifu shits on all yours.

I'm claiming crab. OP never said he claimed her, rather was using her as an example of an acceptable waifu.

I already claimed all of them you fucking retards

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHES MINE

Is that all the shit smell wafting around her?

The rule of waifu's allows no such thing

Claiming Jill.

Reported 4 stealing

I want a cute doctor waifu that is ready to stab people in the back to move up in her profession and is also a top-tier surgeon.

Oh look its another thread of normalfags ''claiming waifus''

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Too late, nerd
>Smell
>Visible

It's steam. She's just that hot.

You seem to have used "waifu" to mean favourite female anime or manga character out of a certain series. Oops!

Don't worry, I've got your back. I suggest that you should learn what it means, by lurking more. Alternatively you could visit a a website more suited to your kind, for example r/anime.

Thanks for reading!

mine

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The entire premise behind this thread is stupid and reeks of insecurity.

claimed

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>M fag with an abuse fetish

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Claimed

Claiming smug fuck

Candy store claimed

Claimed

xD waifu epic maymay lol

is it weird if i have a waifu and a real wife at the same time??????????????

>real wife


I-I'm so sorry, user.

>being a virgin

Im so sorry, user.

>he thinks virgin is an insult on Sup Forums

>He had to marry to have a chance at sex

Is there anything more pathetic?

>he is proud of being a virgin

Sad

Fuck off nerd/virgin CTR

you don't know anything do you?

>he boasting his normalfaggotry on Sup Forums
oh user

>he will be forever alone

How pathetic at least you have your waifu right bro?

No im not following. What do I have to know?

Nigger baby claimed

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just give up user, try Sup Forums if you want to use virgin as an insult

Why should I try Sup Forums?

At least you have your smelly hambeast.

Is she out fucking Chad and Jamal while you shitpost with the virgins on an Alaskan quilt knitting board?

ayase claimed desu

I claim this cat's shaking as my waifu

>smelly hambeast
>le cuck meme

The projection is real here. What happened user? Did you once had a fat lanwhale gf and she cucked you with a black man? Sorry man not every women is like that though.

Korbo is my wife!

さー、どうかなぁ

>2016
>not having a waifu that'll cook and watch anime with you
ISHYGDDT

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Harima is mine bitches

Ching chong to you too level 100 weeb.

>not every women

I'm inclined towards disbelief. Nice deflection though, I bet she makes you lick that nigger jizz off her.

You forgot your epic pepe frog image.

ありがとう

No one will claim my waifu
These threads are meaningless

you forgot to put a bullet through your head this morning

who's yours?

Claimed!

claiming philia

Did I also forget a trigger warning?

Claimed.

Snake gurl claimed

Claimed.

Why should I kill myself? Im not the one crying to sleep at night because I don't have a girlfriend.

Yuki

My wife is claimed for me

How do I abandon my waifu
I want it to end

My lewdyful wife!

>projecting this hard

Wow, an autistic normie. Fuck me sideways.

No one is taking waifuism seriously. Its just a meme lol.

which yuki?
the alien one?

boy Ima fuck you up boy you hear me boy?huh?!Ima fuck you up boyy fuck you up

forever and always

mine

You have to guess

Its incense.

She's mine

Fuyukai desu

speaking from experience eh?

>normie reeeeeee

Yup a pure /r9k/ frog shitter.

Are all virgin waifufags this mentally ill?

Suuuure

And I became a better person.

What are you waiting for or are you just gonna pretend you have a 2D wife for the rest of your life?

>3dpd
W E W
E
W

This smile is mine to protect.

don't assume stuff you know nothing about drone and please end yourself

what an oddly specific denial

>And I became a better person.
sure you are tough guy

For the sake of argument, pretending you have a 2D wife isn't vastly different from 1.) religion 2.) the sexual fantasies all men engage in

>meme
WEW
E
W

I got a good job and a lover now. I'd say compare to a few years ago yeah I became a better person. What about you user?

You will never be able to touch your 2D wife and she will never ever love you.

Holy shit, is this faggot for real?

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What's wrong? I just wanted to make fun of waifu with one post but then the autistic losers who actually take the meme seriously got mad.

Any reason why real women trigger you guys this hard? Anime is pretty popular nowadays there is no excuse to not find a cutie girls who's into anime now.